Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,185,693 members, 7,926,941 topics. Date: Wednesday, 21 August 2024 at 06:15 AM

Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion - European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) (7142) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Sports / European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion (9075939 Views)

Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 / Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 / Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (7139) (7140) (7141) (7142) (7143) (7144) (7145) ... (14308) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 10:42am On Oct 09, 2019
grin


There was a Club. See wetin Ole turns United to?! Nothing Mou no dey talk for Presser.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chrisus(m): 10:44am On Oct 09, 2019
This trolling no be for here grin

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 11:08am On Oct 09, 2019
DExponential:
But dis kain wheel sef
they were screaming Ole on the wheel, Ole on the wheel,

They didn’t know it was Wheelbarrow

19 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 09, 2019
nihilistjnr:


Woodward wey never baff sef follow them dey laugh/
Give me money for wheat, you say make I bake with chaff/
See as Rash dey play trash for Old traff/
We were short-staffed in midfield, that's how we got longstaffed

#OGSBars
Ole on the microphone
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Roland17(m): 4:51pm On Oct 09, 2019
Nna men! With the kain wailing wen dey go on for here yo go think say na funeral/ burial thread be this.

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DExponential(m): 8:06pm On Oct 09, 2019
kokaneprodigy:
they were screaming Ole on the wheel, Ole on the wheel,

They didn’t know it was Wheelbarrow
I swear!

5 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by stuff46(m): 7:00am On Oct 10, 2019
grin grin grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 7:06am On Oct 10, 2019
Why is this place a ghost town?

Where have all the scummies gone?

Anyway, it seems like the return of a legend to old Trafford might be imminent.

Below is a transcript of a conversation within the United scouting team yesterday.

#RooBack

8 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 7:11am On Oct 10, 2019
Marcus Rashford penned a new deal in the summer that guarantees him £41.6million, even if he does not score again.’

Imagine that like styl plus grin

13 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 7:22am On Oct 10, 2019
And now for some shocking news.

The following briefing may be distressing to viewers. If you are not of strong constitution, please look away now


Massimiliano Allegri has reportedly set Manchester United a deadline to axe Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as he eyes up the job at Old Trafford.

And now Gazzetta dello Sport says that Allegri isn’t willing to wait around for an answer and isn’t keen on the idea of taking over a club mid-season.

The report adds that Allegri would only be tempted by the job if an offer comes along ‘in the next few weeks’ while it would be ‘highly improbable’ that he would take charge in December or later

An eyewitness interviewed at the scene had this to say " We need Ole to stay, where are we supposed to find our entertainment if he goes? Ole please hold that wheel, please don't let go"


.

I'm sure we are all very sad and concerned at this new development

Our thoughts, prayers, and most importantly, support goes out to Ole and his wheel in these difficult times

15 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 9:44am On Oct 10, 2019
Breaking news just in from Gabon.

Basically kids out there prefer to say their dad is Bobrisky, than tarnish their image by associating with Manyoo.

Imagine the disappointment of teacher looking to secretly collect contacts for a male ashana, only to discover that Old and his wheel have struck again.

This is tragic

7 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LostMyZeal(m): 10:26am On Oct 10, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Omo ...u go fear trolling na

all these fans wey MAN UTD dun hurt their clubs well well in the past

We were untouchable then yunno tongue tongue tongue

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 10:42am On Oct 10, 2019
Lana1 waiting for the Liverpool game like..

22 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by larride(m): 10:50am On Oct 10, 2019
Nihilistjnr is mad sha grin


What kind of non stop trolling is this ffs?

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by iamoyindamola(m): 12:52pm On Oct 10, 2019
Even Lucifer will reject nihilistjnr at this stage grin grin

5 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BikeMan: 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2019
TLona1:
Lana1 waiting for the Liverpool game like..

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HewlettPackard: 8:25pm On Oct 10, 2019
just heard something,

Zouma has career goals than Jesse Lingz.


scummies please verify.

6 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:43pm On Oct 10, 2019
With the aid of a diagram, if 3 Ls in 8 games sends a scummy to 12th, how far will a scummy drop after an inevitable 4th L in 9. Take g=9.8m/s^2

16 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 9:20pm On Oct 10, 2019
Oh my. This is too bad.

Dem no even fit come out to discuss taktiks grin grin


Oasis007, where is the News in brief? grin

3 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by humblesteve(m): 9:24pm On Oct 10, 2019
Here's cold
Like a graveyard


Som1 died ?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2019
SkimpleD:
Oh my. This is too bad.

Dem no even fit come out to discuss taktiks grin grin


Oasis007, where is the News in brief? grin
or how dablord will dominate England
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Haemophilia: 9:41pm On Oct 10, 2019
kokaneprodigy:
With the aid of a diagram, if 3 Ls in 8 games sends a scummy to 12th, how far will a scummy drop after an inevitable 4th L in 9. Take g=9.8m/s^2

grin...

1 Like

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Roland17(m): 9:53pm On Oct 10, 2019
kokaneprodigy:
With the aid of a diagram, if 3 Ls in 8 games sends a scummy to 12th, how far will a scummy drop after an inevitable 4th L in 9. Take g=9.8m/s^2

Albert Einstein has nothing on you bro!

Stoke City United fans don enter “ghost mode! Dem no dey see me!!”

4 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 10:04pm On Oct 10, 2019
kokaneprodigy:
or how dablord will dominate England
Or how fast Speed James Darlington is angry

2 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by larride(m): 5:48am On Oct 11, 2019
.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 5:49am On Oct 11, 2019
Where are all these ofurukpen niggas sef?

Everywhere quiet like say transformer blow.

Anyway, on today's episode of "Had I known"

United were keen to sign Newcastle midfielder Sean Longstaff. However, when they approached the Magpies, they were told the asking price was £50m.

When it was pointed out this was a huge amount for a 21-year-old who had made only 13 senior appearances for Newcastle, the reply was that United had just paid the same fee to Crystal Palace for Aaron Wan-Bissaka, who was the same age and had played 46 times for his club.

United opted to walk away.


Had they known. embarassed

9 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 5:52am On Oct 11, 2019
Newcastle sef no get joy.

Them get two longstaff, and them no free sell one.

Them no even tell manure say na the other longstaff be the real bad guy Gaan.

Newcastle no even send say Manchester na their fellow United

Wo mi o, Omo Lakeji e ni mo je grin

17 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 7:44am On Oct 11, 2019

4 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 8:08am On Oct 11, 2019
kokaneprodigy:
http://www.sport.co.uk/news/manchester-united-suffer-financial-blow-as-chevrolet-swerve/572241/


Long may your woes continue

Innoson are 'Avalabuul'

I can't wait to see Lingard cruising this 'G-dragon' to Carrington next year

9 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Victornezzar: 8:08am On Oct 11, 2019
So Chevrolet wanna cancel their contract with us

Very good improvement I must say

Hope other sponsors will follow suit

Anything to make those idiots act

3 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DExponential(m): 8:10am On Oct 11, 2019
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nihilistjnr: 8:15am On Oct 11, 2019
What bust my head was reading that the Chevrolet manager that signed the deal with United was sacked 48 days later.

Kickback toh bad.

I never see one Chevrolet for road for this country in over 13 years of living here, and one guy paid 400 million dollars to advertise a brand that nobody patronises

Expensive shît.

At lease if you're going to pay that much for brand awareness, you can do better than paying the 12th best team in the country.

5 Likes 1 Share

(1) (2) (3) ... (7139) (7140) (7141) (7142) (7143) (7144) (7145) ... (14308) (Reply)

Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021

Viewing this topic: Khaytunechi and 9 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 24
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.