I stepped out for some much needed fresh air. Being indoors all day can make you forget that you're not alone in this world.

As the outside world and the chaos of the Nigerian society came into view, I staggered. Those blasted gates almost chopped off a foot.. then, something caught my eyes.

Wrapped in a tight fitting skirt that barely allowed movement, were the endowment of an attractive woman..

It wasn't long before my eyes started following her steps, the bounce of her ass, the strain on the skirt, and the confidence on her face..

Truly, she wasn't shy to show off what most men want..

At that moment, I knew that she was already getting a thousand and one compliments from admirers, pick up artists, and aspiring boyfriends.

It's hard not to get cocky when you have an ass like that. Definitely it will be soft to the touch and smoother than what most ladies show these days.

These things kept running through my mind until a moving car jolted me back to reality..

I never knew I had been lost in those smooth, spotless legs, certainly her ass must be spotless too..

Damn, fair girls are glorious..

If you're an average Nigerian guy and a girl gets you tripping this hard, you'd probably want to bang, date or just get a chance to spank her ass.

Or maybe you would prefer to do a Pastor-David-Wilson on her....

Her pussy will surely be elegant and inviting, probably she shaved and smells like pineapple down there.. Haha.. kidding..

If you've been on this road before, then maybe you've come to nairaland to seek for advice..

You probably came to lay down your troubles, hoping that someone could give you that pick up line, advice, strategy, idea, or scope that will sweep off her feet and get your lips in between her legs...

Unfortunately, nairaland is filled with guys still struggling to get laid. Guys that don't know how they ended up with the angels they have and the ones that have had their hearts run over, disemboweled, crushed, and smashed by the ladies they offered it to... Life is tough..

As you scroll through the thread with the hope of getting that advice that will help you get her ass to your room. Already you're imagining her in her panties or maybe she doesn't wear panties. I bite my lower lip to that...

Shockingly, you find these words repeatedly on the thread...

Guy, go and hustle and forget woman... When you make money, woman will come

It's quite true, women are attracted to money. Like Tasha once said "my eyelashes and nails cost money, so ladies get yourselves a boyfriend that has money"..

However, it makes me wonder, is a man's worth only the cash in his pocket?

And...

What do broke guys look for in a relationship?

I have money (average) still i don't give girls willy nilly because of that They want more. They enjoy the challenge unlike pussy niggers giving out without the girl asking.

PUSSYHOE:
I have money (average) still i don't give girls willy nilly because of that They want more. They enjoy the challenge unlike pussy niggers giving out without the girl asking.

Did these ladies tell you that because you don't give them money, then they want more...

Also did they tell you that they enjoy the challenge?

All these broke guys dont need a girl friend, go and hustle are just rubbish, so a broke girl should be sitting down waiting for the broke guy to get rich?

is this not entilement mentality, why should a man date a broke girl when he is rich?

Many guys will be average only a few will be wealthy.

As a man is working so should a woman also.

lilwetdick:
All these broke guys dont need a girl friend, go and hustle are just rubbish, so a broke girl should be sitting down waiting for the broke guy to get rich?

is this not entilement mentality, why should a man date a broke girl when he is rich?

Many guys will be average only a few will be wealthy.

As a man is working so should a woman also.

It's not easy

Lightway:

It's not easy

nobody is entiled to anybodys money.

lilwetdick:


nobody is entiled to anybodys money.

Even your girlfriend?

Lightway:


Did these ladies tell you that because you don't give them money, then they want more...

Also did they tell you that they enjoy the challenge?

You must be the dumbest man on the planet to ask those questions.

Lightway:

Even your girlfriend?

yes even my wife,my wife is entiled to my money only when i am dead.

lilwetdick:


yes even my wife,my wife is entiled to my money only when i am dead.

PUSSYHOE:
You must be the dumbest man on the planet to ask those questions.

No joy

Sounds poetic

lilwetdick:


yes even my wife,my wife is entiled to my money only when i am dead.

Only on nairaland

chubinwa:
Sounds poetic

What do you think about the writing

Lightway:

What do you think about the writing

are you still asking? he just stated what he thinks.

czarr:
are you still asking?
he just stated what he thinks.

What do you think about the writing.

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Legionx:


No joy

What do you think about the writing.

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It's the truth. Money is everything. Besides what's with men of nowadays and seeking relationships. Romantic relationships are so boring and so stressful and not worth the effort at all.

Lightway:


What do you think about the writing.

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Why is there no option for impressive

Lalasticlala

Let the title be guys what can you really offer in a relationship?

Let this enter front-page please

Legionx:


Why is there no option for impressive

Lalasticlala

Let the title be guys what can you really offer in a relationship?

Let this enter front-page please

Thanks,

But can you answer the question?

PUSSYHOE:
You must be the dumbest man on the planet to ask those questions.

Are you talking about yourself?

Because you can't prove it... Don't worry I'll make sure no one judges you

.

Lightway:


Thanks,

But can you answer the question?

Hmmm

Lightway:
I stepped out for some much needed fresh air. Being indoors all day can make you forget that you're not alone in this world.

As the outside world and the chaos of the Nigerian society came into view, I staggered. Those blasted gates almost chopped off a foot.. then, something caught my eyes.

Wrapped in a tight fitting skirt that barely allowed movement, were the endowment of an attractive woman..

It wasn't long before my eyes started following her steps, the bounce of her ass, the strain on the skirt, and the confidence on her face..

Truly, she wasn't shy to show off what most men want..

At that moment, I knew that she was already getting a thousand and one compliments from admirers, pick up artists, and aspiring boyfriends.

It's hard not to get cocky when you have an ass like that. Definitely it will be soft to the touch and smoother than what most ladies show these days.

These things kept running through my mind until a moving car jolted me back to reality..

I never knew I had been lost in those smooth, spotless legs, certainly her ass must be spotless too..

Damn, fair girls are glorious..

If you're an average Nigerian guy and a girl gets you tripping this hard, you'd probably want to bang, date or just get a chance to spank her ass.

Or maybe you would prefer to do a Pastor-David-Wilson on her....

Her pussy will surely be elegant and inviting, probably she shaved and smells like pineapple down there.. Haha.. kidding..

If you've been on this road before, then maybe you've come to nairaland to seek for advice..

You probably came to lay down your troubles, hoping that someone could give you that pick up line, advice, strategy, idea, or scope that will sweep off her feet and get your lips in between her legs...

Unfortunately, nairaland is filled with guys still struggling to get laid. Guys that don't know how they ended up with the angels they have and the ones that have had their hearts run over, disemboweled, crushed, and smashed by the ladies they offered it to... Life is tough..

As you scroll through the thread with the hope of getting that advice that will help you get her ass to your room. Already you're imagining her in her panties or maybe she doesn't wear panties. I bite my lower lip to that...

Shockingly, you find these words repeatedly on the thread...

Guy, go and hustle and forget woman... When you make money, woman will come

It's quite true, women are attracted to money. Like Tasha once said "my eyelashes and nails cost money, so ladies get yourselves a boyfriend that has money"..

However, it makes me wonder, is a man's worth only the cash in his pocket?

And...

What do broke guys look for in a relationship?

What novel cruetly!

Lightway:


What do you think about the writing.

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Needs Improvement
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Perfect writing. Hardly seen a better piece besides myself for a long time. This is excellent

Go get money, you see them calling you romantic names

N