A victim

Ma basi

But this is not peculiar to Uyo alone, this is applicable everywhere in Nigeria.

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

Those pin guys made me to cry, for shoe I bought 5k.. I paid for pin N3500. I didn't even know when I gave the guy my shoe to fix pin...

Op....Apart from the other two points about Plaza Shoes and Phone Repairers which are partly true...

Your assertions about "Uyo Girls" are loosely based. First of all...what's your classification/definition of "Uyo Girls" ?

Is that an association or cultural group or wetin?

Btw...I have lived in Uyo for over 12 years now and all I can say is that you attract what you are!!! Simple.

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

Mariopgomery come see

Powersurge:


Dem don do my guy strong thing

Very strong thing.

VicSanTROUBLE:
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Those pin guys made me to cry, for shoe I bought 5k.. I paid for pin N3500. I didn't even know when I gave the guy my shoe to fix pin...

Pure gold pins

RZArecta2:
Stupîd thread

No mind d mumu guy. E no get better topic to discuss.

SaintHilary:
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Both the girl and the guys are maaaaaaaaaad

You're concluding from thousand of miles away...

OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

God bless you bro...

"Painted all the youth girls WITH ONE BRUSH IS A GREAT TOUCHLINE..."

By there Toto dey sweet I'm currently fucking one in ibadan

By there girl toto dey sweet I'm currently banging one in ibadan

Gentlevin:
No mind d mumu guy. E no get better topic to discuss.

yet it made front page with absolutely no proof of the op’s useless allegations. I’m not from Akwa Ibom state but my visits to Uyo are one of the best traveling experiences I’ve had in Nigeria, the op should tell us his state of origin so those who have been there can serve him his own dish.

This not particular to uyo. I schooled there. UnI uyo.

Uyo girls are the most easieat to date. Love them die.Just have your afan- melon ready. Even if you in one roomThings go still DE happen.

Shout to all my hood bro from uria- ikpa.

Ewet housing pips. Don't know anyone there. Na pass I pass most times.

Apart from me,who else thinks there is no difference between uyo and calabar??

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

Dem do me number5 for Douglas market for owerri, na there I take wise.

HacheNoire:
No 2 is false

If you nod Uyo girl well, you will realize they are the purest form of love.

They don charm this one

The aspect of Uyo girls is unfounded and has no basis. While reading that part and trying to process it, it did not make any sense. You need to change your circles. On Plaza, like anywhere you find lots of people transacting, expect scammers/mendacious folks to take advantage. Let alone when this busy location is populated by Nigerians.

noisy45:
By there Toto dey sweet I'm currently fucking one in ibadan

Congratulations...

That I should avoid Uyo girls? With their supple waist and ample bosoms? And if they scam me and so what? You must be mad.

Come on get out with your yeye advice. No make me vex this Sunday evening

JamesBond008:


Congratulations...

Her name is Uduak

lol absolutely true!! such a beautiful but unsafe city .

Sonnobax15:
Apart from me,who else thinks there is no difference between uyo and calabar??

There's a big difference apart from the food which is the same

udoakwa:
No. 5 i guess is everywhere, one mallam nearly trick me into this at Kaduna but since I've seen them use such method n collect my friend at uyo#3700 just for inserting few pins in #3500 shoe he bought, naso i curse d mallam n i saw real disappointment in his face which got me laughing

That must be Ahmadu Bello Way, den of theives.

Well..... The only thing bad in buying shoes at plaza if you don't shine ur eyes is that you will buy slippers of 1500 and put pin of 3000 naira, i. e a pin sold at 600 naira instead of 50 naira by those clowns

IdeeEsperanza:
4. Avoid those guys that will accuse you of hitting them after they hit you first or positioning themselves where you'd unintentionally or unknowingly hit them. They'll ask you to show them "joy" and if you give them a token out of good faith, their partners will infest the area and ask you for their "joy" too...

Just tell them their tricks or shout and they'll disperse while cheering you as "smart guy" or "big boss"

5. When buying shoes at plaza, avoid those guys that will offer to insert pins in your shoes for free or for a token of N50. They will charge you N300 per pin afterwards and you must pay with cash or your phone.

And yes, I'm speaking from experience!

Number 5 is real. Before u know it they would put 10 and tell u your money is 3k. And u must pay

kendological:

That must be Ahmadu Bello Way, den of theives.

Most times they are not northerners though.

Today is Sunday why the hate. Wetin ahmadu bello do u

OP, abeg that girl in the picture.
I don't care if she's from Uyo or whatever
Even if she's Delilah, I go do am o
When I see big boobs, my head isn't always correct again.

Hedonisco:
That I should avoid Uyo girls? With their supple waist and ample bosoms? And if they scam me and so what? You must be mad.

Come on get out with your yeye adbice. No make me vex this Sunday evening

Stop hiding behind the internet and travel and get some experience

atang atta atta ndisimme

Chai...op but I love Uyo babes