NtoAkwaIbom:
atang atta atta ndisimme

no mind the mumu mbok. Dat guy na unamikot efulefu

I was expecting op to talk about the high prevalence of STD among them, most of them have smelly p**sy due to yeast infection and HIV

Adakintroy2:
This not particular to uyo. I schooled there. UnI uyo.

Uyo girls are the most easieat to date. Love them die.Just have your afan- melon ready. Even if you in one roomThings go still DE happen.

Shout to all my hood bro from uria- ikpa.

Ewet housing pips. Don't know anyone there. Na pass I pass most times.

Nigerian Girls are easier to date...... Kpong afo di Ibo ke ado uyo girls

hizzyairtel:
OP, abeg that girl in the picture.
I don't care if she's from Uyo or whatever
Even if she's Delilah, I go do am o
When I see big boobs, my head isn't always correct again.

guy no let boobs kill u o...easy pls, u remember na boobss kill sampson and abacha even boobs almost ruined David career

mod we the Uyo people are against this scandalous post...
this is not our Uyo... how will Chuks ce and say that people shoild not date our uyo girls?
nsutor ndisimme ikor ido do?

counter thread loading..

madenigga:

Stop hiding behind the internet and travel and get some experience

Stop making stupid assumptions man. I travel for pleasure and live for experiences. You'd never comprehend the sheer scale of this hedonistic man's exploits, so just maintain your lane.

The rate of stealing in that state especially Uyo is alarming. The way they tear window nets to steal is too bad. I can't forget how I lost my laptop and phone.

NtoAkwaIbom:
mod we the Uyo people are against this scandalous post...
this is not our Uyo... how will Chuks ce and say that people shoild not date our uyo girls?
nsutor ndisimme ikor ido do?

counter thread loading..

na olodo dey guy be. Maybe one uyo babe don doam strong thing na why e dey come open fallacious thread here.

amaheart:
The rate of stealing in that state especially Uyo is alarming. The way they tear window nets to steal is too bad. I can't forget how I lost my laptop and phone.

maybe u dey live for slummy area cuz if u dey live for ewet and sheltafrique hu go come tear your window. Bros go hustle well so that u go upgrade life.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
na olodo dey guy be. Maybe one uyo babe don doam strong thing na why e dey come open fallacious thread here.

atang atta atta akpanikor...
nditor ado enam aye strong thing...

NtoAkwaIbom:


atang atta atta akpanikor...
nditor ado enam aye strong thing...

na mumu e be. Maybe e never leave him village before

OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

Y u con serious like this na ,laslas its not your forum la,and who adk u to open d tread lest comment la.....Hello,its called social media, dnt b a killjoy,tune to NTA news abeg .goan listen to killjoy news there...@ seun,keep ur forum as open as possible bami,laslas his soberness nor bring money..lobatan

chuksnielson:
Things And Places To Avoid In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State

As written by Osam

If you're planning to visit or already living in Uyo, in Akwa Ibom State, please written below are things and places you need to avoid for your own good, while you are in Uyo.

1. The Phone Repairers Around Plaza: Should your phone get spoilt, while in Uyo, pls don't make the mistake of taking your phone to any of the so called phone repairers around the popular plaza, cos majority of them are scammers. They don't know how to repair phones.They are just there looking for unsuspecting customers to swindle.
Most of them are agents who pose and pretend to be genuine phone repairers. They are just there to seek and collect phones from customers, which are later taken to the real (but not so good) phone repairer somewhere for repairs. The outrageous fee collected from customers are usually shared between them. And most times, they are unable to repair the phones after collecting money from the owners of the phones. Their main aim is to 'chop' your money. They are swindlers. They don't take their time to learn the work well before setting up shop as phone repairers.

Don't take your phone for repairs to any of those guys at plaza. Simply look for an authorized and well established phone repair company to take your bad phone to in uyo.


2. Shoe Sellers At Plaza: Avoid buying shoes or any footwear on display from any of the sellers around plaza. Majority of them sell substandard footwears that won't last more than 3 months before they start getting spoilt. Avoid them!

They may be cheap, but they are substandard footwears. Save enough money and go to any good boutique in Uyo to get quality shoes that you can wear and enjoy for a long time.


3. And avoid dating Uyo girls. According to some guys I spoke with, most of the girls in Uyo are scammers. Many of them work hand in hand with their main boo to deceive and scam unsuspecting toaster or lover boy. They told me, most of these girls are usually sent and used by their main uyo boyfriend (that can't take care of them very well), to deceive and scam any guy that might want to date her. The girls will give the new loverboy sex, just to make him feel happy and convinced, while they (together with their main boo) feed on his money and resources...

In order not to be scammed, they are advising guys to face their work/business, and avoid Uyo girls. Cos the girls are not in Uyo to count flyovers. They are there to make money off guys.

Dude!!! Don't be a FOOL. Uyo girls are the best. Just say u were looking for Oshofree and u got scammed. Stop committing Fallacy of Hasty Generalisation. As I said earlier, DON'T BE A FOOL

oshe11:
Run away from Meat before U eat Human Flesh

You are not far from the truth, especially around Ikot Ekpene

RZArecta2:
yet it made front page with absolutely no proof of the op’s useless allegations. I’m not from Akwa Ibom state but my visits to Uyo are one of the best traveling experiences I’ve had in Nigeria, the op should tell us his state of origin so those who have been there can serve him his own dish.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VISITS TO UYO PLEASE.
HOW WAS IT AND WHY DO YOU SAY IT THE BEST

subtlemee:
I am proudly from Akwa Ibom State and I live in Uyo and I can boldly say OP you are talking rubbish ,your list is lame as I was expecting you to say something serious as any normal city you find people hustling everyday to make ends meet for the phone repairers can you compare it to computer village experience? Not to talk of the shoes don't you know what is called "aba made" you expect someone to go buy expensive shoes and display on the roadside on the floor?for the girls please don't use your beer parlor gossip to classify all Uyo girls because you are not stupid

I was at ekot ekpene last year. Me love the place so cool and the hotel on dat t.t.road is cheap at 2.5

verifiablefacts:

may be you cursed the wrong person hence the disappointment.

nope he was about doing d same trick n he felt disappointed that i knew their skills already

Yomit71:
I was expecting op to talk about the high prevalence of STD among them, most of them have smelly p**sy due to yeast infection and HIV

On point

subtlemee:
I am proudly from Akwa Ibom State and I live in Uyo and I can boldly say OP you are talking rubbish ,your list is lame as I was expecting you to say something serious as any normal city you find people hustling everyday to make ends meet for the phone repairers can you compare it to computer village experience? Not to talk of the shoes don't you know what is called "aba made" you expect someone to go buy expensive shoes and display on the roadside on the floor?for the girls please don't use your beer parlor gossip to classify all Uyo girls because you are not stupid

thought he was going to tell us things like 1. Avoiding nwaniba road opp food affairs in the night like a plague,same applies to udo usoro street off atiku abubakar rd. 2. Avoid sars @ ikot akpan abia,once you go in there,you will never come back same. 3. If you are a believer,never go to places like lounge uno,sefa's place and the likes.4. Etc

Uyo girls r nice to me o all akwa ibom gals I have banged de do well o for bed

My wahala be say Dem be all d same jare same hoe all de want is money

Hahaha Dem don chop OP money japa maybe u no sabi play d game na why Dem chop am haha

NigeriaIsDoomed:
maybe u dey live for slummy area cuz if u dey live for ewet and sheltafrique hu go come tear your window. Bros go hustle well so that u go upgrade life.

Bros ewet housing and shelter afrique no be small area now,some rich men for there no fit buy land for these places talk more of person wey the start.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
no mind the mumu mbok. Dat guy na unamikot efulefu

Unam=animal or meat
Ikot=bush

subtlemee:
I am proudly from Akwa Ibom State and I live in Uyo and I can boldly say OP you are talking rubbish ,your list is lame as I was expecting you to say something serious as any normal city you find people hustling everyday to make ends meet for the phone repairers can you compare it to computer village experience? Not to talk of the shoes don't you know what is called "aba made" you expect someone to go buy expensive shoes and display on the roadside on the floor?for the girls please don't use your beer parlor gossip to classify all Uyo girls because you are not stupid

i am coming to uyo in two weeks time, I am already afraid of you.

True talk oh especially the shoes at Uyo plaza, you will buy a shoe at 1000 and another person will come to fix shoe pin at your shoe up to 3000

victorjoe:
You can only attract your type. I live in Uyo and all these things stated here are false.

And how come all your talk is about plaza, Na only plaza de for Uyo?

Anyways, Christmas village will soon be opened in Uyo, come and have fun.

guy ku tang oo.. me am from uyo and i have experience almost all of what op stated apart from the uyo girls stuff

feeloscar:
Unam=animal or meat
Ikot=bush

yes o...naso

chuksnielson:
Things And Places To Avoid In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State

As written by Osam

If you're planning to visit or already living in Uyo, in Akwa Ibom State, please written below are things and places you need to avoid for your own good, while you are in Uyo.

1. The Phone Repairers Around Plaza: Should your phone get spoilt, while in Uyo, pls don't make the mistake of taking your phone to any of the so called phone repairers around the popular plaza, cos majority of them are scammers. They don't know how to repair phones.They are just there looking for unsuspecting customers to swindle.
Most of them are agents who pose and pretend to be genuine phone repairers. They are just there to seek and collect phones from customers, which are later taken to the real (but not so good) phone repairer somewhere for repairs. The outrageous fee collected from customers are usually shared between them. And most times, they are unable to repair the phones after collecting money from the owners of the phones. Their main aim is to 'chop' your money. They are swindlers. They don't take their time to learn the work well before setting up shop as phone repairers.

Don't take your phone for repairs to any of those guys at plaza. Simply look for an authorized and well established phone repair company to take your bad phone to in uyo.


2. Shoe Sellers At Plaza: Avoid buying shoes or any footwear on display from any of the sellers around plaza. Majority of them sell substandard footwears that won't last more than 3 months before they start getting spoilt. Avoid them!

They may be cheap, but they are substandard footwears. Save enough money and go to any good boutique in Uyo to get quality shoes that you can wear and enjoy for a long time.


3. And avoid dating Uyo girls. According to some guys I spoke with, most of the girls in Uyo are scammers. Many of them work hand in hand with their main boo to deceive and scam unsuspecting toaster or lover boy. They told me, most of these girls are usually sent and used by their main uyo boyfriend (that can't take care of them very well), to deceive and scam any guy that might want to date her. The girls will give the new loverboy sex, just to make him feel happy and convinced, while they (together with their main boo) feed on his money and resources...

In order not to be scammed, they are advising guys to face their work/business, and avoid Uyo girls. Cos the girls are not in Uyo to count flyovers. They are there to make money off guys.

Number 3 reminds me of one ekemini during service. The babe was only after my meals. Me self show her say I no dey carry last. Phucked the shit outta her kitten using my combo( vega, tramadol and blood caps). Her boobs were something else

NigeriaIsDoomed:
maybe u dey live for slummy area cuz if u dey live for ewet and sheltafrique hu go come tear your window. Bros go hustle well so that u go upgrade life.

So those who live in slums don't deserve to live a life without robbery.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Mariopgomery come see

Too late unfortunately

ubyrich:

Dude!!! Don't be a FOOL. Uyo girls are the best. Just say u were looking for Oshofree and u got scammed. Stop committing Fallacy of Hasty Generalisation. As I said earlier, DON'T BE A FOOL

na olodo wey dey carry oshofree so make una no mind am. Dey guy neva leave him village before becuz all the things wey him mention dey happen for every city.
Na him type dem dey use for Lag cuz he never leave him village go other places before.

feeloscar:
thought he was going to tell us things like 1. Avoiding nwaniba road opp food affairs in the night like a plague,same applies to udo usoro street off atiku abubakar rd. 2. Avoid sars @ ikot akpan abia,once you go in there,you will never come back same. 3. If you are a believer,never go to places like lounge uno,sefa's place and the likes.4. Etc

abi?These ones are not still serious sef