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One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
So I’ll teach you guys one of the ways to get sex from a lady that agrees to visit you. This post is for novice that don’t know whether to touch the lady or not. All those fear fear guys. Pvssy nighas. When the lady agrees to visit you, tell her straight up she’s staying the whole day, she can decide to come during the day. Which is morning to evening or she can decide to come spend the night. When she comes and you don’t know how to ask her for sex, bring out an oversized polo of yours and a boxer. Tell her to change into the polo and boxer, that you don’t want her clothes to get stained before she leaves. If she’s reluctant, tell her your sofa/bed has stains that will get her clothes dirty. Peperi her small, make her feel relaxed with tease and jokes. she’ll oblige. Show her to the bathroom to change into the clothes you gave her. Now she’s putting on your oversized polo and boxer, the ball is now in your court. If you can make a girl pull her clothes and put on your own clothes and you still don’t know how to go for sex, OYO. I can’t teach you what to do next. I put food for fire, so I’m busy. P.S if you finally make her want to have sex, don’t bother to take the oversized polo off her(time nor deh) If e don set, swipe the boxer down and rush her with missionary style. Don’t take off the polo o, just shuuuk hand under the shirt from there deh smoosh the bubie. 11 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
im rolling on the floor.
As your threads sef. 9 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by cardoso222: 2:42pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Your experience 1 Like |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by ORJINTAIYKE(m): 2:46pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
That’s crazy men . Lol |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Ernezee(m): 2:50pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
This guy Is a commedian I can't stop laughing....Lol this your format is lame. 5 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
All i saw is polo here polo there. This one surely deals on okrika clothes 43 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by ambivert27(f): 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Walahi this should be in the jokes section. Stupidity is really getting over this OP 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
stupidity:Funny thread.My own method of turning a girl that you invited home on for sex is to wear a boxer that is transparent and revealing your third leg.Make sure your third leg is very hard.Don't wear shirt and be strolling inside the house.she go beg for sex. 2 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by greatbrian(m): 3:41pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Like a guy said earlier on a romance thread of one romantic ayomide. If all else fails get her wine and make her sleep. Disclaimer...... Its assumed I didn't say this |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by sweetonugbu: 4:10pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Stupid people full Nairaland 4 Likes
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Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 5:08pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
This might only work for your girlfriend or someone you're already having regular sex with. For a girl visiting you for the first time or you never had sex with before, it won't work for most cases. You can't expect a stranger to feel convenient putting off her cloths and changing into your wear and boxers. She will prefer you asking her for sex directly than all these. A lady who will change into your boxers would readily accept your sex advances, if you had asked her for sex directly, so you wouldn't even need all these. The best way to handle a girl visiting you for the first time is to tie her up like a goat. You can then suspend her from your ceiling or place her on a table. After this, you can use Buhari style or Oshiomole style on her from behind. It works 90% of the time. A guy who wants to drill a borehole and doesn't know how, O.Y.O is his surname. 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by KingErnesto(m): 5:56pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
ola33t: Rapist alert 1 Like |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by otunbalamba: 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
ola33t:that's exactly what he is saying |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Baaaba weyrey! 1 Like |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by chinwezdasilva: 6:31pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
I just remembered a song titled " Bleep me hard" |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Collins4u1(m): 6:42pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Lolzzzz. Quite funny |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by franchasng: 6:52pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
No guy can dick me using this style, no way!! You must spend a lot to my expectation before I can open for you, if not no way you are gonna see my sexy undies 1 Like |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by chubinwa(m): 7:11pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
stupidity:You think this will work with every girl out there. gibberish |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
franchasng:if I smile for you eh! Na everyday you go dey come my house 5 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by abumeinben(m): 8:45pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
stupidity:
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Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Trimque2k1(m): 9:01pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
stupidity:This guy never jam,babes dey wey go read u b4 coming for visit,she go use malt stain pad,wear com ur house.OYO is ur case o |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by christianjoy(m): 10:10pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Do you think it is easy she might kill you inside your house |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Ennyboy12(m): 10:22pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
This one can joke ehn! |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by jayextra(m): 10:26pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
this one strong oh #Virgin |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 10:51pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
franchasng:A girl who demand money for sex is an olosho. 4 Likes |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Fountainofyouth(f): 11:08pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
franchasng: So you are now a female, are you really that bored in real life? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 11:53pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
Men being handsome is a blessing I swear.....all this things sounds so funny... who does this kinda stupid shît ..... |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by ATTemi: 6:02am On Oct 23, 2019 |
Of all the problems, having sex is your priority. Some people get mind oo. |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by Nobody: 6:08am On Oct 23, 2019 |
Toto matter no concern me
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Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by bogdaddy(m): 6:30am On Oct 23, 2019 |
Na cold go hammer you for mid night then! By the time I put fan for highest come high the AC join. You go know wassup franchasng: |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by sotherefore: 9:32am On Oct 23, 2019 |
Just download porn full your phone playfully hand it to her...if you are sharp during this time.the rest Na history. |
Re: One Of The Many Ways To Have Sex With A Girl. (come And Learn) by blinking001(m): 10:24am On Oct 23, 2019 |
GBOKASINCHA:You're damn right. You get to make the selection exercise yourself. No time for all this stress. |
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