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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:29pm On Oct 18, 2019
Nayo08:

be like say you don't ask this one before o.....a rider on a horse
I never ask this one bruh smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 10:48pm On Oct 18, 2019
Nayo08:
I would love to see you try bro smiley
I'm here to stay... cos I don cum
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:19pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided

a man on a donkey/horse/camel

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:57am On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided


A horse and a rider

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:01pm On Oct 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
A horse and its rider

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
Nayo08!
pu7pl3! (Half mark bro grin)
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:06pm On Oct 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
Bob the destroyer
Bob the graver
Bob the rester

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:46pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
hmm

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 10:10pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
Bob

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 10:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle A horse and its rider
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Aden777! Nayo08! pu7pl3! (Half mark bro grin) Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers*
shout out to the all of my soldiers... we are taking over - Invasion

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided

Bob/Bobby

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 6:21am On Oct 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
Bob

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:55pm On Oct 20, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Bob

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
pu7pl3!
acegodstime!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:01pm On Oct 20, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If two collars had a race, how would it end? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 7:43pm On Oct 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If two collars had a race, how would it end? undecided
It will end in a tie. . . . Please gimme a title already.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:29pm On Oct 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If two collars had a race, how would it end? undecided
it will end in a � tie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2019
Aden777:
It will end in a tie. . . . Please gimme a title already.
what title

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:16pm On Oct 20, 2019
acegodstime:
what title
Abi bruh. His blood is just hotting grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:33pm On Oct 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If two collars had a race, how would it end? undecided

I'm late but it ends in a tie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Simplecity(m): 1:51am On Oct 21, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
A horse and its rider

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
Nayo08!
pu7pl3! (Half mark bro grin)
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Op na wa oo....someone will enter thread looking for jokes and be seeing riddles instead please stop deceiving us kwa ...If its a riddles thread change the topic to riddles thread so we can go somewhere else and find sometin to make us laff in this useless country..stop adding to our frustration..
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 2:25am On Oct 21, 2019
acegodstime:
what title
you know na wink
acegodstime:
what title
you know na
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:33pm On Oct 21, 2019
Simplecity:
Op na wa oo....someone will enter thread looking for jokes and be seeing riddles instead please stop deceiving us kwa ...If its a riddles thread change the topic to riddles thread so we can go somewhere else and find sometin to make us laff in this useless country..stop adding to our frustration..

grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20pm On Oct 21, 2019
Answer to Riddle
It'll end in a tie

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
acegodstime!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:32pm On Oct 21, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What did the apple say to the banana? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:57pm On Oct 21, 2019
grin Dear Ghanians
It is called CHURCH, not CHECH
It is called PASTOR, not PASTAR
It is called DOCTOR, not DACTAR
grin My dear Nigerians
It is called BATH, not BAFF
It is called NAIRA, not NERA
It is called WITCH, not WINCH
grin Dear Yorubas
It is called MTN, not HENTIHEN
It is called ZERO, not SIRO
grin Dear Hausas
It is called FIFTY, not PIPTY
It is called FIVE, not PIPE
It is called GLO, not GILO
grin Before I forget Igbos... Dear Igbos
It is called BEDSHEET, not BAYSHEET
It is called UMBRELLA, not OMBLAYLAH
It is called A GUCCI BAG, not EGUSI BAG
grin Dear Calabars
It is called JUNCTION, not YUNCTION
It is called DEPARTMENT, not DEPARMEN
It is called JAMES AND JOHN, not YAMES AND YUN
It is called GEN, not YEN

gringringringringringringringrin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 8:57pm On Oct 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What did the apple say to the banana? undecided
chairman... the answer is "Nothing- because Apple can't talk"...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 9:18pm On Oct 21, 2019
Aden777:
chairman... the answer is "Nothing- because Apple can't talk"...
lemme introduce myself proper... HONESTLY, I've done more than 1,000 riddles
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What did the apple say to the banana? undecided


Fruit can't talk bro...nice try grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:35am On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What did the apple say to the banana? undecided
I am the name and you are the game

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:42pm On Oct 22, 2019
Answer to Riddle
Nothing - apples don't talk grin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:46pm On Oct 22, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided

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