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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:21pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
BankyGee:nothing 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 10:06pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
BankyGee:"Na my head food dey"... The food is on me... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On Oct 22, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2019 |
What is Kwara State turning into oooooooooo? Hmmmmmmmm wonder shall never end Oh God!!!!!! I can't believe this, so much tears in my eyes. Kwara Ilorin city needs prayer! A girl called Dorcas Olowolayemo a final year student at UNILORIN left her house and was going for a Youth Program at her Church at about 3pm. She took a Taxi and the Taxi man, whose name we later got as Innocent Omowonuola On their way to the church, the Taxi man took a different road, Dorcas asked why? He said he was running away from the police men at tanker check point ahead. She started feeling uncomfortable but kept quiet and was just praying, knowing the world we are living in is filled with evil. The man continued and took a different turn again, at this point, she begged him to drop her, instead he (driver) increased the speed. The man headed for a nearby bush, dropped her, pretended he was urinating and then dropped a 1000 Naira note. He then told Dorcas she dropped her money, she said no, it wasn't her. But he insisted and started forcing her to pick the money. Dorcas cried out! Luckily, a man who was in the nearby bush heard, hurried to the scene, seeing the manner at which he was rough handling the lady, waded in and beat up the man and insisted that he picks his money back but the man refused, still claiming the money belongs to Dorcas. As God would have it, 10 other hefty men who were traveling on the same road, observed the scene and parked their bus. They all alighted from the bus and asked questions, hearing what transpired between them (Dorcas and the driver), they asked and forced the taxi driver to pick the money. Immediately the man picked the money, you can't imagine what happened......! NEPA just took light and the TV just went off..... So, I could not finish watching the film... Shebi una like story? No vex, when dem bring light, I go continue ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:37pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee: food is on me ![]() phew, finally got to the last page. interesting thread ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:40pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
ellahzy:Wow, you are highly welcome sis ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:45pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee: thank you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:45pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee:food on me 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:40pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
acegodstime:Why did you change your answer bro. Be confident, it helps ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:53pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Lunch's on me Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Aden777! pu7pl3! ellahzy! (welcome sis ![]() acegodstime! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:05pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee:you get wet 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee:wet 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee:I had a rethink so... I changed it 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 11:39pm On Oct 23, 2019 |
BankyGee: you get wet. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:21am On Oct 24, 2019 |
BankyGee: You get water all over you 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - You get wet feet Winners of yesterday's riddle:- wizi44! acegodstime! ellahzy! pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:45pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() How do you make a fool think he's a duck? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 4:25pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
ahhh finally!! last page. i've been following y'all for a while now. time to shut down the place.� 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
vibewithme:You are super welcomed bro. Let's see how you define shut down ![]() ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Tell him he's a duck ![]() No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:10pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:14pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
BankyGee:they both play Cardiff city 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:22pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
BankyGee: These are the people that said they would dethrone me ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Abi bro, dem no know say baba na father ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:43pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
BankyGee:they come in packs 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:19pm On Oct 25, 2019 |
BankyGee: they're always in packs 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 11:03am On Oct 26, 2019 |
I have arrived ![]() answer__they both come in packs 1 Like 1 Share |
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