CyberWolf:
Dhoukd I say you’re part of indomie generation because in our time, there is no pure water, we only have ice water.

huptin:


Everything na over the bar, even if the ball no near the goal post, na still over the bar! but if the goes out through the left or right side that one is throwing, if you are tripped it is called IKA, those days were sweet

Angelacruz:
Hilarious

CutieRB:
Yes oooo

HoldenCaulfield:
Oh those times
I remember when I accidentally scored an own goal, they mock me like hell, and even nicknamed me a name I still feel ashamed of

OlawaleBammie:
@19B, pls wat did we knw as overstone den?? oberstone ko, ovatine ni..

Over na over!!!

And also, if d owner takes away d ball, there is relatively an alternative wich is to bindle some pieces foam and nylon inside another pure water nylon which serves as membrane (pure water nylon was always larger den dan we have it now) den we would tie it, round leather ball don start b dat

Wolexyoshi:
Hosting competition during holidays.
Bleach Rubber bottle design as 1st place cup, wrapped with Benson cigarette Gold foil.
Milk tin with bulb design as 2nd place cup, wrapped with Rothmas cigarette Silver foil.

It was really a great moment way back.
Your head get oil three origin for you

bestower:
When you are the best player but your parents will not allow you to come to football pitch... All your colleagues will be roaming your house

zidek:
Gone are the days.. When boys were boys
I no fit laugh

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17.3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.
18.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt d goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when d goal is not clean
C. If d ball goes to hit an elderly person d ball is seized and all players must beg prostrating.
D. Head or tail when we toss d coin for which team would skin
E. Punctured felele ball is repaired with hot cutlass and rubber.
F. Later we started contributing money to buy balls to stop personal ownership.

However, you have forgotten that 11th commandment that says 'if you miss the ball, don't miss the leg'.

zidek:
Gone are the days.. When boys were boys
I no fit laugh

Rules of football when we were kids

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over
6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues
7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score
9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.
14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.
16.To distinguish the teams, one of the teams pulls off their shirts .
17.3 or 5 corner kicks in a row equal to a penalty.
18.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.
Also....

A. 2 stones respresnt d goalposts.
B. It's always referred to as overstone when d goal is not clean
C. If d ball goes to hit an elderly person d ball is seized and all players must beg prostrating.
D. Head or tail when we toss d coin for which team would skin
E. Punctured felele ball is repaired with hot cutlass and rubber.
F. Later we started contributing money to buy balls to stop personal ownership.

However, you have forgotten that 11th commandment that says 'if you miss the ball, don't miss the leg'.

Wolexyoshi:
Hosting competition during holidays.
Bleach Rubber bottle design as 1st place cup, wrapped with Benson cigarette Gold foil.
Milk tin with bulb design as 2nd place cup, wrapped with Rothmas cigarette Silver foil.

It was really a great moment way back.

Belleful:


guy if u no no wetin overstone mean? na b say u b Indomie generation pikin

theenchanter:
Na to play ball inside rain dey sweet pass, esp on slippery ground, where dribbler and d dribbled dey slip.

Does anybody remember OGIRIGBAMILA? where u pass d ball to d wall and retrieve it behind ur marker.

gulfer:
Using two balls to save one because you don't want to lose

logohaven1:

You cannot play if the owner of the ball doesn't like you. Lol

Na team we shout pass dey get foul

Ehen. You fit arrange small kind 3D logo for yourself oh.
If you already get logo, send am come make i Knack you 3D version for just 1k. Yeah. 1k.

If you no get, carry yaself come make we yarn den follow arrange ya own for only 2k.

INTEGRITYA1:
Na so, there are so much sense in all these proverbs.
I'm speaking from the angle of Yorubas as a Yoruba myself. Not been trabalistic here, that's what I have good knowledge about.

"Ogun omode o le se re fun ogun odun"

Twenty children can not play for twenty years.

It is not possible.

brightnonso:


Geraraa here!!!

OlawaleBammie:


See u don make eba wey a dey chop escape from my nose

theenchanter:
are u a cute RB? As in "right back"

Do u play defence?

ChieduJoshua081:


I just dy laugh since for this post. Very funny. That time we been no get money to buy felele so na koria we dy buy #50 that strong ball wey dy pain for leg and if you barb aboyo enter foloko beating, you own Don finish. Everybody go wan make the ball enter your foloko and them no dy beat u for anoda place apart from ur head and before u run go touch wall, hand go Don meet you.

Dothedman:
.

What’ your hotline

airsaylongcon:

Your area anywhere in former Bendel?

OlawaleBammie:


U mean dat plastic one wey dem dey sell #20 den, which has a diameter of sometin like 15 to 20cm.

If u kick it very well with "TOE" Its shape wil deform and u wil b using ur two thumbs to press it so dat it can gain bak its former shape.