sikowitz17:
lol the general.

I no get selfie stick.
Kodack got us..
Lmao

ugo4u:
Who go volunteer show us how normal pile dey bi?
cc eclipsephemmy
cc KODACK
cc sikowitz

cabsking:
How do one treat pile... I beg make una help me oo

KODACK:


Bia, huncle.....you mean we have Ni??

ugo4u:

I mean a Pileless arse

AirmanB:




From dis picture, do u think I have one?

Sir Tenderlaw, pls, I also solicit ur consideration on this.

sikowitz17:
in terms of training and pt...there's no ssc or dssc..there's only the army! The same army..
So the same rule applies..
You think dssc training will be watered down from normal training?
The army na army oooo..

AirmanB:




From dis picture, do u think I have one?

Sir Tenderlaw, pls, I also solicit ur consideration on this.

KODACK:



It's been stated before......but I would repeat myself again cos my babe just jolified my stomach with a nice pot of........

Back to the topic.....
1. Boil water, I mean boiling water...... Pour it into a bowl or bucket and sit on it let the steam heal the pile ... do that minimum of 5 times daily.

2. Drink lots of water

3. Eat lots of soluble fibre food

4. Be friends with fruits and vegetables.....and palm oil aswell

5. Shit less if possible

6. Avoid s..ex, and if you must....make sure she is ontop from start to finish

7. Cold water is a no no, drinking and bathing

8. Jog, brisk walk often...helps in blood circulation in that region


Note: pile and hemorrhage are two different things oh ( the former is formed like capsules while the later is a tear in the anus that results to bleeding......so which do you have?)


Dr. Kodack reporting for duty



Oya, vigilantes over to you all

explosiveskull:

I didn't forget, I've repaired mine and even sent pics of it here, like I said, I repaired it five days I left Kaduna, That my general uncle wanted to do it for me at 44 reference cos he is a consultant surgeon but I had exams to write therefore went to the East, it wasn't much of a deal cos I left the hospital same day I was operated and went on to finish my exam.
I was asking cos I did research on it to find out that whoever that have done such surgery is susceptible to having another occur that is the reason for my questions.
If you can insert your two fingers into your navel, forget it cos you have it, and if you operate it now, you'll need 3 months to recover fully.

ugo4u:

As finger fit enter that navel I post na him be the person get umbilical hernia? I thought UH is swelling/bulge on the navel

sikowitz17:
you better find way and quickly... You'll spread your yansh for screening..

The female medical personnel that checked me ehn, she was just looking inside my ass like say she dey find something..

She now told me to raise my penis up so she could see my balls..she didn't look impressed lol

Treat it quickly bro
. Hmm bro where you completely unclad?

olawaleseun:
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sikowitz17:
you better find way and quickly... You'll spread your yansh for screening..

The female medical personnel that checked me ehn, she was just looking inside my ass like say she dey find something..

She now told me to raise my penis up so she could see my balls..she didn't look impressed lol

Treat it quickly bro

Damfostopper:
you mean na female medical officer say make you carry ur blokus up.... Chai......
imagine say person suddenly get boner

but it should be a male checking male stuff.......

lol.... didn't look impressed with the blokos balls or wetin

shobroy10:
In the army der is nothing like Male or female all of u will bunch up. Nothing like a Male doc must check male and a female doc will check a female even in real civil setting. A doc is a doc.
I could remember Lt. colonel Saleh was furious at lance corporal Tope ( are u happayyyyy) one night like that when he was separating male from female telling him is that how he was thought. And the guy did it solely cos he was eyeing one gal like that. Irony of life today the gal is now a second lieutenant

tenderlaw:
Exercises like sit ups, burpee and pull ups can aggravate any little preexisting hernia. If you're found with hernia, no matter how small, you'll be screened out. Same with pile (thats why they check your arsehoole). It's not malice, it's just to keep you alive and useful to your family.

shobroy10:
In the army der is nothing like Male or female all of u will bunch up. Nothing like a Male doc must check male and a female doc will check a female even in real civil setting. A doc is a doc.
I could remember Lt. colonel Saleh was furious at lance corporal Tope ( are u happayyyyy) one night like that when he was separating male from female telling him is that how he was thought. And the guy did it solely cos he was eyeing one gal like that. Irony of life today the gal is now a second lieutenant

sikowitz17:
Oga na anybody fit check you as man...but only female medical personnel check females....

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

arcayoayodele:


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