Sirnose:
You want to kill me with laughter!!..it felt like you were narrating my story with just a little difference though..

What difference?

alfredo4u:


Mine was 5times, Jamb 3times





Today am a big boy......Arab money

wow congrats ooooh

Richy4:
Your persistence has paid off. Congratulations. What do you want to study in Uni. Law?

I want to study ISD (international studies and diplomacy)

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

Thank God

edoairways:

I doubt you heard a voice rather you thought of your family before making an attempt.

hmmmm you are kind of right tho

lyriclekidd:
Okay for wasting 5yrs of your life on waec. I smh for you. People wey done finish university sef dy regret why dem no learn anything by the side. You just pass waec , university never even sure for you cos you never pass jamb

Na God get power my brother when I pass am I will still post it here

Freemanbobble:
People should always enrol waec and neco
Write waec and neco same year to avoid stories
If you fail a particular subject in waec probably you won't fail it neco
And our tertiary institutions allow two sittings

not all tertiary institution accept two sittings

grandstar:
Congratulations on finally paassing.

However, I want to ask you a question: Did you learn any skill during those 5 years? If you did not ....

I was working in A boutique and the man in charge was still giving me small money

Enyimbamercedes:
Little wonder why you failed English.

Anyway to the subject matter; you spent 5 years trying to pass an exam that someone just swore an affidavit for.
That’s f**ked men.

Hopefully, you’ll pass UTME straight away, graduate at 27 years barring any prolonged strikes or extras. Then compulsory one year national service. You see where this is going? Your age will be a barrier especially with all these employers and their age limits.

I don’t know what course you intend to study in the university but I would advise you not to waste your time further.

I want to study international studies and diplomacy (ISD)

Ishilove:

What difference?

in my own case,it was one of my teachers that even encouraged me to dubb,and I glad to say I dubbed confidently and unashamedly too..came out with a C4 in maths

Sirnose:
in my own case,it was one of my teachers that even encouraged me to dubb,and I glad to say I dubbed confidently and unashamedly too..came out with a C4 in maths

Twale baba! You be my oga

Antichristus:
In an age where many Nigerians would find ‘special’ centres (where exam malpractices of all sorts happen) to take their exams, you sound like someone who genuinely pursued and gained these results. As an aside, [b]when did Marketing become a curriculum subject in Nigeria? Won’t there be contents overlap with economics?[/b]

It's now compulsory (since 2017) every candidate register a trade/enterpreneural subject (Marketing or Animal Husbandry)

OmoOduduwa01:
Congratulations bro.
By the way it's "SAIL THROUGH" and not "SCALE THROUGH"

wow thanks for the correction sir

Ishilove:

Twale baba! You be my oga

Lol!!...forget maths abeg!,it was just never meant for some of us

Ahhhh fire ohhhh.. for 5 years you worked under someone and he was paying u small small money. 5 years wasted oh. You for go learn one skill.. carpenter,
Aluminium window , shoe making sef, painter sef , or art work sef. My brother e pain me for u. I m in tears for you. Well hope your parents will sponsor u sha. School fees don high even for public universities. I wish u well sha..

Naijaboy1122:
I was working in A boutique and the man in charge was still giving me small money

[quote author=Ishilove post=83504892]I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see Really F

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

I read this story laughing hysterically, but that's not to say it's not a "touching story".

I scrolled through it not knowing it was our own ishilove posting this.

Look for Richie please. His exam number is close to yours. The school could help with that.

KIDfurniture:
Ahhhh fire ohhhh.. for 5 years you worked under someone and he was paying u small small money. 5 years wasted oh. You for go learn one skill.. carpenter,
Aluminium window , shoe making sef, painter sef , or art work sef. My brother e pain me for u. I m in tears for you. Well hope your parents will sponsor u sha. School fees don high even for public universities. I wish u well sha..

thanks Bro

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

LWTMB.... Nice write up

lade007:


LWTMB.... Nice write up

Thanks

Ishilove:
I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.

I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.

I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.

Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.

Toh.

I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!

When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing.

The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.

That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.

In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.

Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!"

He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.

He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."

And write fast I did.

At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions.

We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.

This is my WAEC testimony.

I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago.

Who liked this post?? You just brought memories flooding back

Caseless:




I read this story laughing hysterically, but that's not to say it's not a "touching story".

I scrolled through it not knowing it was our own ishilove posting this.

Look for Richie please. His exam number is close to yours. The school could help with that.

We have a WhatsApp group now. I'll ask the admin

Ishilove:

We have a WhatsApp group now. I'll ask the admin

Good. Where have you been?

I'll talk to you on the other side.