Guy please lets use you for money ritual. Please don't just waste your life like that. We'll compensate your family greatly and give you a befitting burial.

What's that?

Ironman15:
Waiting for everyone to sleep..

In 50cent's voice "death is gotta be easy cus life is hard"... Everyone is facing one thing or the other bro. I hope this is not late, Consider your parents if not anything, I always imagine i had killed myself leaving my widow mum with no hope few year after the death of my dad. life was damn hard, all promises from fams and friends remained in a promissory note. Today the woman is the happiest mother seeing her son live his dream.

Has he don it??
Has he killed himself
Please let sombori tell so that I will eat breakfast
Nonsense

Send your Account details

e never die

Sunnymatey:
There are many more reasons to die than live.
The frustration is real, no one gat ur f**king time to render some assistance.
They ll rather term you lazy.

Mine is building up.
Jst trying to stay strong
All l ve laboured for is gone

The more one tries to rebuild, the more things got messier.

For me, l ll hold on a little more. Maybe, just maybe God has not given up on me yet.

Bro, if u are still there pls hold on. Il like us to leave together.
Let's give them fam'ly/frnds few more days to laugh beore the tears(as if there care).
Pls hold on for a while

Common don't b silly. When life pushes, u fvcking push back. I get it though, sometimes life can be so frustrating but you gotta think outside the box. No one owes u one naira my dear, have that at d back of ur mind and tighten ur resolve to make it. Let ur upliftment be d perfect revenge instead of killing yourself like a weasel. If job in the Bible went through worst afflictions without thinking suicide, then u ought not.

braimeddy:
What's that?

Seems like cream

czarr:
013189 gtb
thanks bro

Have some dignity.

Ironman15:



I accept I'm a coward. Depression has eaten me to the brim. I pray you don't face a quarter of what I'm facing then you'll know what depression mean

Tonight is the end of all my sorrow. Suicide is the only way out

Goodbye bro

my friend make I hear word...do u know what others are facing?...there are people who have faced worse than u. Everyone got a story to tell

GODPUNISHALABI:
bro you credit me anything b4 die anything little pls 30362 first bank

vulture. No one likes vultures

Well he woke up this morning according to nairaland.com, nothing to fear... And life ain't as serious as you people put it... Why can't you be broke, poor in peace

Abeg calm these demons and go and sit down for one corner. Thank you in advance

Do you've a girlfriend

To think I was fighting for my life and bargaining with God not to take me yet... And here you were at that same time doing this?

Well, I'm up because God met his part of our deal and I'm off to meet my part... Say hi to him if you see him on your own journey...

Cc chubhie

Is he dead yet?

Last seen 5:20am this morning.
The lord is good .Ironman,we love you.


suicide isnt the soln to anything.Lost a distant cousin last two wks to it.Hedidnt Talkto Anyone.

The mom is in a Very unhealthy mental state right now.A single mom with two Boys .

Lol, anything for sympathy. Why not quietly do it ? Audio suicide.

please lets all contribute for him and pay it directly to that football club

Ironman15:
Waiting for everyone to sleep..

When the pain start hope you won't scream for help

How can today be your last day on earth a d you are still alive

dapo456:
please lets all contribute for him and pay it directly to that football club

help me too bro

To Whom It May Concern — Haters' Timeline

If you're one of those that love abusing me, then read this, but if you're not, ignore.

Below is your life and your fellows — you better change now before it's too late

1. First stage of frustration is: he accuses and abuses iLégend just to defame him and feel better about himself like a king.

2. Second stage is: iLégend exchanges some crazy banters with him just to use him for controversy and generate traffic for more sales of his dating books as he laughs inside while replying.

3. Third stage is: iLégend gets bored, tells him to forward his phone number so he can send him 1k recharge card to subscribe, but for the sake of his bloated ego, he'll say, "I don't need your stupid card, idiot — give it to your father." After that, iLégend ignores him because of his incessant trolling and abuse.

4. Fourth stage is: he keeps attacking as if it's his day job — hoping iLégend will make him his friend since he has gotten his attention, yet he no longer cares to dignify him with a reply.

5. Fifth stage is: after a few months of jumping from one thread to another abusing iLégend and other innocent Nairalanders, he creates a new account, creates a thread, posts his account number and starts crying like a baby elephant begging for money and job as he complains about hardship, suicidal thoughts, depression, lack of money, etc.

6. Sixth stage is: two days later, no one cared to send him any money, but they abused him and called him a scammer, just the same way he has been abusing others with his main moniker, so he got angry, disappointed, depressed, deactivates his two accounts, and commits suicide with a borrowed or cheap rat poison since be couldn't afford an expensive one.

7. Seventh stage is: iLegend innocently comes online, checks his old post and the name/moniker of the hater who used to abuse him has turned to "Nobody." Instantly, he knew it has finally happened as predestined.

R.I.P dear, we'll miss you, Mr. Nobódy.

#Fun #Smile — I know how it will end and the above is exactly that.

May God have mercy on these sets of people to realize how they're treading on the wrong path and wasting their time on bet9ja, watching football and arguing about Messi Vs. Ronaldo for nothing instead of doing something meaningful, excessive porn and masturbation, social media addiction, laziness, etc.

I pray you turn on a new leaf after reading this. Now, it's time for the Holy spirit to take control. Close your stubborn eyes that have seen too many porn and I'll invite Pastor Joshua to pray for you for the spirit of trolling, laziness, and untimely death caused by depression to be chased out. The time is ticking...

If you refuse, las las na the government your family go blame for not giving you a job after you graduated. Sadly, they won't know you brought this upon yourself with the abusive and hateful lifestyle you were living online.

If you keep roaming, the 7 stages above will come to pass. You may think it's a joke, but let's watch and see.

The end of free wisdom.

Send your account details man.

Ironman15:
I'm fed up with life. I don't have any reason to live, am a doom child. Suicide is the only remedy for me.

Death is better than shame.

Goodbye Nigerians

if your are still there, remember that there are some people born blind yet they are happy.wat of you?u are a seed that God have planted and the devil doesn't want you to germinate so that we can eat.u r just in the rotten stage,soon u will blasoom.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Common don't b silly. When life pushes, u fvcking push back. I get it though, sometimes life can be so frustrating but you gotta think outside the box. No one owes u one naira my dear, have that at d back of ur mind and tighten ur resolve to make it. Let ur upliftment be d perfect revenge instead of killing yourself like a weasel. If job in the Bible went through worst afflictions without thinking suicide, then u ought not.

Babe
Nice motivation!!

Ironman15:



I accept I'm a coward. Depression has eaten me to the brim. I pray you don't face a quarter of what I'm facing then you'll know what depression mean

Tonight is the end of all my sorrow. Suicide is the only way out

Goodbye bro

So this is how you will thank the people who have helped you one time or another?
This is how you will thank that woman praying silently to God for you to be blessed...
You are an ungrateful guy.
Do you know what you will cause this people?
You think you are for your self alone?
Because you never saw help means nothing....
Some of us don see shege but we move..
Call me..0—-8—-0
—3—-9——-4——-6——-5———1——-7——9

dead yet?
Bro you are very strong I swear, I heard about the demise of a friend of mine on Saturday and since then , I swear I've been scared as shiit. His smiling face has been flashing through my mind and I imagine what it could have been like at the minute of his death! SCARY AS FVCK!! Bro death is every living thing's worst enemy, nobody knows how it goes on the other side but I'm certain it wont be anything close to child's play!!! For you to decide to face it, You are strong!
I give it to you.

WendellSimilin:
Send your account details man.

this is mine. Don't help OP alone.

His he dead

FatherCHRISTMAS:
this is mine. Don't help OP alone.
Help me too Access

0725374642

But you be Father Christmas nah.you should be the one dashing people money not being a begger.yall should go out under the sun and hustle.i as a woman find it difficult to beg much more a man. If you can afford a smartphone and data you can reach anywhere you wanna reach if you quit being lazy.country hard no dey expect free money laidat.

Don't misyarn oooo for this my advice.maka inye gi ya back to back

Nonsense set of people.... Their only solution to hardship is committing suicide, am passing through hell too, but I never give up, hoping for a better day to come my way, I even have to post what I can do here on Nairaland all the time, spamming every post with my advert, just to eat, I never thought of suicide for once, as I know this is not the end of life. I got banned here always, due to spamming I have several Nairaland account, I get banned due to my regular advert with 10years duration, but I kept on opening more account just to advertise, hoping to get someone to call me for repairs, just to eat, and you are there thinking of suicide. Oga, yours isn't the first and your condition isn't the worst either.

He was even online around 5:30am, thank God he didn't die.

Meanwhile, is your Laptop faulty? Let's fix it for you. Do you need Laptop Chargers/Adapter or Cables? We sell. Check my signature for contact

Ironman15:
I'm fed up with life. I don't have any reason to live, am a doom child. Suicide is the only remedy for me.

Death is better than shame.

Goodbye Nigerians

What's going on man? Its not the end of the world, watch bow you will think differently when some money enters your account. No need to kill yourself