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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 6:16pm On Nov 11, 2019
Updated, look down

Blackspider:
Riddle me this;

1. What does all iPhone users have in common?
Answer: Power bank

2. Why was the cellphone taken to the dentist?
Answer: To get its blue tooth removed

3. I am a seed with 3 letter, take away my last two letter and I still sound. What am I?
Answer: Pea (P)

4. What kind of table has no legs?
Answer: Table manners


Bankygee, you will have to forgive me please.

Hulk616 causing trouble as usual


Updated, look up
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:17pm On Nov 11, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- On its head


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
vibewithme!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:20pm On Nov 11, 2019
Blackspider:
Updated, look down



Updated, look up
.........
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:29pm On Nov 11, 2019
Blackspider:
Updated, look down




Updated, look up
confusing, should we look up or look down

And the iPhone answer is poor. Power bank is an external storage device and it does not come with an iPhone. And I just saw a guy using iPhone without power bank. So you answer is not valid and cannot be reproduced.

Also table manners does not have a physical structural engineering representation unlike periodic table, timetable, league table , marvel table.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:30pm On Nov 11, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- On its head


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
vibewithme!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
I know if I even answer it you will be biased to omit my name angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2019
hulk616:
confusing, should we look up or look down

And the iPhone answer is poor. Power bank is an external storage device and it does not come with an iPhone. And I just saw a guy using iPhone without power bank. So you answer is not valid and cannot be reproduced.

Also table manners does not have a physical structural engineering representation unlike periodic table, timetable, league table , marvel table.
Is it your Riddle? Besides I said have in common, an Android user can go and buy apple
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:51pm On Nov 11, 2019
Blackspider:
Is it your Riddle? Besides I said have in common, an Android user can go and buy apple
riddle answers should be undebatable
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:02pm On Nov 11, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

How many soft boiled eggs could the giant Goliath eat on an empty stomach? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:07pm On Nov 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How many soft boiled eggs could the giant Goliath eat on an empty stomach? undecided
one because after one the stomach is not empty again.


Any answer after this, the person copied me using someone's logic undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:11pm On Nov 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How many soft boiled eggs could the giant Goliath eat on an empty stomach? undecided


One at a time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:12pm On Nov 11, 2019
hulk616:
confusing, should we look up or look down

And the iPhone answer is poor. Power bank is an external storage device and it does not come with an iPhone. And I just saw a guy using iPhone without power bank. So you answer is not valid and cannot be reproduced.

Also table manners does not have a physical structural engineering representation unlike periodic table, timetable, league table , marvel table.

grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 3:56pm On Nov 12, 2019
hulk616:
riddle answers should be undebatable
Riddle me this, what happens when a Riddler have no time?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this, what happens when a Riddler have no time?
he is dead undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 5:12pm On Nov 12, 2019
hulk616:
he is dead undecided

It is ridiculous
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:10pm On Nov 12, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this, what happens when a Riddler have no time?
Blackspider, please stop. I've said this time and time again angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:

Blackspider, please stop. I've said this time and time again angry

If you ask me banning other people from posting stuff related to the thread doesn't make sense as it only stunts the growth of the thread and makes it boring... allowing other people post their jokes and riddles would only make this place more lively and attract more people

Allow them to make their posts as long as it's related to the thread it's cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2019
pu7pl3:


If you ask me banning other people from posting stuff related to the thread doesn't make sense as it only stunts the growth of the thread and makes it boring... allowing other people post their jokes and riddles would only make this place more lively and attract more people

Allow them to make their posts as long as it's related to the thread it's cool
That is what will disorganize the thread IMO...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:00pm On Nov 12, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- One, after which his stomach is not empty again


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:19pm On Nov 12, 2019
Blackspider:
It is ridiculous
seriously undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:19pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:

Blackspider, please stop. I've said this time and time again angry
I warned you when he came but you refused to listen to the wise words of a detective like me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:

That is what will disorganize the thread IMO...
i agree with you. You can now see blackspider is a problem making and I m a peacemaker and keeper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- One, after which his stomach is not empty again


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
hulk616!
*Claps, cheers*
grin grin

Only me got it. Haters can go and watch catwoman movie

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Nov 12, 2019
RIDDLEME THIS undecided undecided

You walk into a room having a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match and a fireplace.
Which do you light first? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLEME THIS undecided undecided


You walk into a room having a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match and a fireplace.

Which do you light first? undecided
undecided match

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:19pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:

That is what will disorganize the thread IMO...

It won't but okay man

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:21pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLEME THIS undecided undecided


You walk into a room having a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match and a fireplace.

Which do you light first? undecided

This is too obvious I'm suspecting it angry undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:41am On Nov 13, 2019
pu7pl3:


This is too obvious I'm suspecting it angry undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- The match


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


By moon or by sun, I shall be found;
Yet I am undone when there is no light around.

What am I?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- The match


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


By moon or by sun, I shall be found;
Yet I am undone when there is no light around.

What am I?
a shadow

1 Like 1 Share

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:56pm On Nov 13, 2019
Nayo08:
cool
See this one grin

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