izzou:


Which Mobil?

The one along Ozumba na yahoo ni mamalawo

Enyo is still my favorite anytime

tojahh:


Enyo any day!
Petrocam another one!


Conoil? I rather buy black market
Mobil? E better make I beg lasma fuel.


Once I enter any fuel station and all the attendants begin call me to their pump... I will just do a complete turn and continue to next station.

I don't how Mobil just deteriorated so bad

izzou:


Which Mobil?

The one along Ozumba na yahoo ni mamalawo

Enyo is still my favorite anytime

ornicus:


interesting . .

yomi would be so proud to see this
litre is a litre campaign is working
maybe i should share these links with him

Litre indeed

In some stations, the pump may be accurate, buy the attendant is the thief. Mobil as a whole have either one or both of the above

Like someone said months ago.... Any gas station that you don't see keke or danfos patronizing, then know they have issues

Ghost1994:
My Oga’s in the house I’m back on road after long time of fixing my car.

Well I have allot to contribute about filling station issues, naso I enter either Mobil or oando filling station via Allen roundabout.

Fuel attendant:- oga come es bros come.
Me:- ok sell 4500.
FA:- foooooooooo 650 blinking.
Me:- why pressing the machine again now.
fA:- oga I thought you said 650.
Me:- 6kwa chai where did you hear that.
FA:- ok I’ll minus it.
Naso the bros sell 3850 con tell me say make I pay.
I laugh in Greek. I just check my change and gave him 3850 instead of 4500.

Nigga was like it’s 4500 na.

I told him to call manager for me. Naso Baba begin lament and saying nonsense. Las las he told me to carry my wahala commot for here.

God will continue to protect our families and guide us all. 650 isn't easy to get on taxify/Uber.

On Obafemi Awolowo?

Na Mobil na .....Very crooked souls

izzou:


Litre indeed

In some stations, the pump may be accurate, buy the attendant is the thief. Mobil as a whole have either one or both of the above

Like someone said months ago.... Any gas station that you don't see keke or danfos patronizing, then know they have issues

ornicus:


The two majors that try to enforce pump integrity are Oando and total. It is however an uphill battle as everyone is always finding new ways to tamper with pumps.

If you are at a station where there is a glaring issue nd you call customer care or make noise on social media, the pump adjustment will be shut down

izzou:


On Obafemi Awolowo?

Na Mobil na .....Very crooked souls

Ghost1994:


Bros since then anytime I see filling station that wear blue uniform naso I Dey japa.

izzou:


Most times, we help elongate their fraudulent activities by not complaining. Some times, we usually are on a trip, and you just can't be arguing about pump issues and waste a rider's time

Nigeria is messed up at all levels.

ornicus:


Check for the customer care line . you can always call after. Most majors make their attendants wear id cards. Just call customer care, I was at your km3 Orile station at pump and I was cheated.

It becomes an issue log that must be investigated. It is also official so it is not so easy to cover up. Pump tolerance is very very big business. If a pump is selling 21 litres for 20 litres, that means a station that sells a million litres a month is making close to 6m extra

izzou:


Alright

I hope drivers here follow this

fasa199:
Na so one driver just ruin my Friday, just at Allen oga go bash my car from back. Frequent impatient driver bashing me don Dey make my partner feel say na me no fit handle the car well or na me dey even use em bash. Las las oga driver must fix this one because local man can not can again ooooo

Freshprince91:



Haha haha! Bros, you wan send me to jail.
If i dabble into marijuana, local boys and girls for here no go allow the plant rest, dem dey smoke pot here like no tomorrow.
To grow cocoa, bros, one need a large expanse of land and that we do not have anymore because Baba ijebu son has bought all the land for palm plantation. Our fathers ( mine excluded) have traded our lands and inheritance for peanuts (40,000 naira for 1 acre of land)
With that kind of investment his grandchildren can never go hungry.
Just take a look at the green field, he's making millions sleeping.

nitigriti:


Use shoptomydoor.com
Reliable service; I know they charge $900 - $1000 for sedans. I have no idea what they charge for SUVs.

Their service is superb. Free pickup (I believe) from anywhere in the US.

Doorstep delivery in naija too.

Gentlelife50:

Bros the thing tire person, driving in this Lagos is something else.
Hope he drop something?

izzou:


On Obafemi Awolowo?

Na Mobil na .....Very crooked souls

adsmaster:
Am at the airport chilling.. Waiting for the next flight to touch down.

Is it possible to hit 20 trips on uber today alone? Can I do it? Just started work today have been tending to other business.

tojahh:


Enyo any day!
Petrocam another one!


Conoil? I rather buy black market
Mobil? E better make I beg lasma fuel.


Once I enter any fuel station and all the attendants begin call me to their pump... I will just do a complete turn and continue to next station.

Freshprince91:

fasa199:
very very very good trip mm2

fasa199:


He plans to do it by himself using his spray painter plus panel beater

Freshprince91:




chief, how do you pick up riders At MM2?
Asked them to stay in front of KFC or where?

Gentlelife50:

Yes anywhere there is cool, KFC, chicken republic or spar but don't stop on the zebra crossing ( those white lines with cones).
Again make sure the person is out already before leaving the park, sometimes they request even while still inside.

pope191:


please nah!

Freshprince91:



Chief, wetin happen today, you be high flier na.
Na only one trip your boy don do since and i dey trapped here for Int'l Airport.

Freshprince91:



Alright sir.
Local man is yarning. Been here for 45 minutes, if I wait 15 more minutes and no trip ,i dey blow empty back to my crib.
4 Uber drivers who i was having conversations with don leave me carry passengers.
Chai! My 500 naira