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Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Seyeah23(m): 10:59am On Nov 21, 2019
#Shocking, this world is coming to an end.

*RESTAURANT IN NEWYORK GETS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL TO SELL HUMAN FLESH AS MEAT*

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by WiseBukoye(m): 11:05am On Nov 21, 2019
What is the western world turning to?
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Nobody: 11:08am On Nov 21, 2019
There’s no line humans can’t cross....
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by dederocs(m): 11:13am On Nov 21, 2019
Capitalism is a cankerworm on the human race...it makes morals, values seem far fetched.

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Ojiofor: 2:10pm On Nov 21, 2019
Chileke meeeee!
I no follow.
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Nobody: 2:24pm On Nov 21, 2019
The beginning of the end... Behold, these sick people have succeeded with their agenda.

Mind you, this is just officiating it. Theres no justification they haven't been closetedly selling human morsels. The idea is to have this spread quickly all over the world...

Good luck to the remaining sane people out there!!! Lord have mercy...

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by operandus(m): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2019
White species -$10 per plate,
Black species-$12 per plate.
Ndi ara!

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Timileyin1234(m): 4:50pm On Nov 21, 2019
Ewoo!!. sense is very far from these people

Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Dreiwizzy: 6:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
Seyeah23:
#Shocking, this world is coming to an end.

*RESTAURANT IN NEWYORK GETS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL TO SELL HUMAN FLESH AS MEAT*

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

https://empirenews.net/new-york-city-restaurant-becomes-first-to-get-license-to-serve-human-flesh/
Is these not a comic relief hahahaha.. It can't happen, they're noise makers period.
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by losky83: 8:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
Seyeah23:
#Shocking, this world is coming to an end.

*RESTAURANT IN NEWYORK GETS GOVERNMENT APPROVAL TO SELL HUMAN FLESH AS MEAT*

Where else but New York City? A newly opened restaurant within the city limits is boasting the nation’s first license to serve human flesh on the menu. The restaurant, simply called SKIN, received a license after petitioning the state and federal governments over laws against cannibalism.

“As a species, we are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other humans,” said SKIN owner Mario Dorcy, a 4-star Michelin chef. “We battled long and hard to be able to serve human meat in our restaurant, and the government finally conceded that were were in the right.”

Dorcy says that he has been fighting cannibal ordinance laws for over 10 years, and was finally given the green-light after he promised that the meat that was used would only come from people who had donated their bodies specifically to his restaurant, knowing full well that they would be eaten.

“We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of paperwork someone has to fill out before they die, and before they can be eaten,” said Dorcy. “We do pay handsomely for body donations, though, and the money can be used for anything, since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten.”

Dorcy says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat, but those leery of the process should not order at all.

“Just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say ‘the machines also are used to make items with nuts,’ our utensils are also used to cook human meat,” said Dorcy. “So don’t come in if you’re not down with what we do.”

https://empirenews.net/new-york-city-restaurant-becomes-first-to-get-license-to-serve-human-flesh/
I always knew that the devil takes the US as hell phase 2.think of anything the almighty God forbids,then all what u would be thinking about is the united states of america they have given the devil so much rights.from gay rights to gun rights to human flesh eating rights and so on.what happens when the flesh eating customers get addicted to flesh eating but run out of cash?they would simply go out with their guns,shoot people the way its happening in the US but in addition they would carry their shot victims to their kitchen.God bless Nigeria.at least we know that how problem ain't morals but the existence of evil politicians that God almighty would wipe out one day.

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Susu888(m): 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2019
Heeeeeyyy!! shocked
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Susu888(m): 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2019
This is happening in this our time. I can only imagine how fvcked up this world would be in the time of our children undecided
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by periphetes: 8:30pm On Nov 22, 2019
Most of the Whites are Hypocrites, they can engage in so many s*ht just for the fun of it. Imagine feeding on a fellow human because they are tired of eating lower animals. They are so confused later on you hear them preaching about all kinds of rights, respect to the dead and defense to humanity. The originator of this idea must be an obsessed psycho with many followers.... Spits..... angry

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Abortedfetus(m): 3:46am On Nov 23, 2019
Something dat has been going on for decades in Nigeria.

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Abortedfetus(m): 3:46am On Nov 23, 2019
Something dat has been going on for decades in Nigeria.
angry

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by adecz: 7:11am On Nov 23, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin


Me, na the peppered blokkos
dem go serve me, garnished
with chopped bitter leaf !! grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Seyeah23(m): 12:04pm On Nov 28, 2019
adecz:
grin grin grin grin grin

Me, na the peppered blokkos dem go serve me, garnished with chopped bitter leaf !! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Chisos Kreste!!!
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Ombudsdabomb: 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2019
FAKE NEWS!!!

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Nobody: 12:34pm On Dec 01, 2019
angry

Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by delpee(f): 5:15pm On May 31, 2023
FAKE NEWS!
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by PoliteActivist: 5:37pm On May 31, 2023
periphetes:
Most of the Whites are Hypocrites, they can engage in so many s*ht just for the fun of it. Imagine feeding on a fellow human because they are tired of eating lower animals. They are so confused later on you hear them preaching about all kinds of rights, respect to the dead and defense to humanity. The originator of this idea must be an obsessed psycho with many followers.... Spits..... angry

End time FAKE news.
See below

Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by TsbAfrica: 7:30pm On May 31, 2023
Well ... the only reason your are against it is because you are human.... If it was any animal in the world you won't care would you? ....don't forget You are an animal.
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Mikeiron78(m): 7:45pm On May 31, 2023
Nigerians are supposed to be one of the smart people, but I guess they are supposed to be sone of the dumbest people when it comes to online content, if it's online, some of them belief it,lol. This is a satire, verify before posting dumb news that make you look like a dummy to the outer world

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Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Mikeiron78(m): 7:46pm On May 31, 2023
WiseBukoye:
What is the western world turning to?
Don't you think you look dummb for beliving that fake story Just asking for a smart friend,lol
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Mikeiron78(m): 7:49pm On May 31, 2023
losky83:
I always knew that the devil takes the US as hell phase 2.think of anything the almighty God forbids,then all what u would be thinking about is the united states of america they have given the devil so much rights.from gay rights to gun rights to human flesh eating rights and so on.what happens when the flesh eating customers get addicted to flesh eating but run out of cash?they would simply go out with their guns,shoot people the way its happening in the US but in addition they would carry their shot victims to their kitchen.God bless Nigeria.at least we know that how problem ain't morals but the existence of evil politicians that God almighty would wipe out one day.
How much stoopid can you be to belive this
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by ZUKKYY(m): 8:14pm On May 31, 2023
local man is speechless shocked shocked
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by losky83: 9:43pm On May 31, 2023
[quote author=Mikeiron78 post=123495601]
How much stoopid can you be to belive this [/quoteBECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF FAITH,NIGERIA WILL GET BETTER BUT YOU AND YOUR GENERATION WILL NOT BENEFIT FROM IT.
YOU ARE PROBABLY A CASTRATED DOG THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NO GOOD WISH FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION OF NIGERIANS.
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by Haveyoueatentod: 10:04pm On May 31, 2023
Just google the word kuru which is a disease gotten from eating human flesh bastard oyinbo
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by BigYash: 9:27pm On Oct 25, 2023
It is finished..
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by davosea(m): 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2023
Ha my God when i think i have seen it all.here comes these again.
Re: Human Flesh To Be Serve As Menu In A New York Restaurant by DabuIIIT: 7:44am On Oct 26, 2023
End time restaurant

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