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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Blood Winners of yesterday's riddle: vibewithme! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
BankyGee:oxygen 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:17pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
- I bought Iron Man movie from an igbo man when I got home, it was a man ironing his clothes - Final year student Will be like " last card " then ASUU will be like < pick 2 - I can't date a girl called AMAKA that girl that have mine to disappoint 2 FACE -------- what will she do to me that have 1 FACE? - Are you on whatsapp? That question should STOP. If you want to ask her for number, please be bold enough to ask her number stop using WhatsApp to cover up - That moment wey you never see your period for long..... You will just be like OH if I see my period I no go do am again ( not my hand writing oo) - Someone asked me why do NIGERIANS like saying sorry before asking a question Like : sorry what's the time? Sorry is this the line? ( I answered him well) "to me my dear friend, everybody in this country is angry so you have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquiries." HAA Wahala TO BE CONTINUED 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
hulk616:Wrong! Hint: The Riddler asked this riddle in a Batman animated movie |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:28pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
BankyGee: Time 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:33pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:41pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:46pm On Nov 24, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:31am On Nov 25, 2019 |
BankyGee: money or friends 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:23am On Nov 25, 2019 |
vibewithme:Bruh pick one... |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 1:28pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
BankyGee:this is more manageable than a JOKER MOVIE 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
BankyGee:friend 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Friends Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ayanfe29! vibewithme! hulk616! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Journey without me and you will never prevail; Have too much of me and you will surely fail. What am I?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 9:44pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
BankyGee: confidence bro you got it from 'How I Met Your Mother' 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:31am On Nov 26, 2019 |
vibewithme:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:55am On Nov 26, 2019 |
Me and My Son Me and my son got into the car, about to go to a party. Just as we got in SON: Dad, why is mom not following us ME: Don't worry son, she'll come with her own car. SON: Why?... Is it because you two quarelled last night ME: Can you Imagine son?? Your mom called me a drunkard! SON: What is a drunkard ME: Well... Let me not explain this kind of thing to you, let's go... Just as I was about to put the key in the ignition, he held my held my hand and said... "Daddy wait... Please tell me, what is a drunkard? I sighed, and then turned to him... "Well son, a drunkard is someone that drinks alcohol a lot and misbehaves, for example, you see those four cars over there? [pointing to the cars] a drunkard will see eight" SON: Ok. (he said and then got down from the car and slammed the door) ME: (Suprised!) Why did you get down SON: I'll follow mum in her own car. ME: Why?? SON: Because she is right. ME: How SON: You're a drunkard ME: What??! Why did you say that SON: Because there's only two cars there.. TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
BankyGee:too predictable like justice league but more manageable than joker 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:18pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
hulk616:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
[s][quote author=BankyGee post=84381005][/quote][/s] |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
hulk616:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:55pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
[quote author=BankyGee post=84383083][/quote] Violence is not allowed here. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:30pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Confidence Winner of yesterday's riddle:- vibewithme! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:08pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
pu7pl3:I missed you bruh, but I thought you were in a trance and didn't want to disturb |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
BankyGee: I had personal real life issues that made me remove my face from comics for some time ...but I'm back now tho 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:42pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Eeyah... Welcome back bro
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