pocohantas:
I asked my cousin who came around to fry plantain. This is what she came up with. Honestly, if someone had posted this, I would have said it is a troll post- but no, this one happened under my nose. I don't even know what to say to her...

Eat it with love

Mariangeles:

No mind am o! Na chasers/prestonn/this new one

I knew you gonna be the one to know

Why girlfriend nor go know boyfriend hand writing... na joke oh

Village kitchen

This morning I placed a call to the lady to come over to the house, she did...

when it was time for market, She say make I nor worry myself..... I say ok oh.... Lunch time reach, I set table with the Spinach soup and rice, then I took my photo... As wi dey eat the food, this woman dey look me they smile... I con dey wonder why this woman dey smile like this, fear nor con even let me eat well...for my mind I say na only you know how body dey do you...

I took my phone login to nairaland smiling to post the Spinach soup and rice picture, the next thing I see is You have be banned to post here. by Aunty spam... ....Haha which kind thing be this.. I con look the woman face again her smile con change to laugh... na that moment I know say village people don already reason my matter for nairaland.. so this woman still follow me enter nairaland.....

Na even later I con see say na Antispam not Aunty spam

After everything, I con ask her why she be dey smile during lunch... she say them tell her watin make me nor sleep house yesterday and my new name.. Kitchen Rat .... For my mind I say na your Pikin be Kitchen Rat

Breakfast
Scrambled eggs, Spinach and mushroom crepes with coffee.

lol he got me

Mariangeles:

No mind am o! Na chasers/prestonn/this new one

Airloard:
Village kitchen

This morning I placed a call to the lady to come over to the house, she did...

when it was time for market, She say make I nor worry myself..... I say ok oh.... Lunch time reach, I set table with the Spinach soup and rice, then I took my photo... As wi dey eat the food, this woman dey look me they smile... I con dey wonder why this woman dey smile like this, fear nor con even let me eat well...for my mind I say na only you know how body dey do you...

I took my phone login to nairaland smiling to post the Spinach soup and rice picture, the next thing I see is You have be banned to post here. by Aunty spam... ....Haha which kind thing be this.. I con look the woman face again her smile con change to laugh... na that moment I know say village people don already reason my matter for nairaland.. so this woman still follow me enter nairaland.....

Na even later I con see say na Antispam not Aunty spam

After everything, I con ask her why she be dey smile during lunch... she say them tell her watin make me nor sleep house yesterday and my new name.. Kitchen Rat .... For my mind I say na your Pikin be Kitchen Rat

Hahaha, Chasers / Prestonn / Airloard, you are a comedian, I like the way you play with pidgin English, kitchen rat ke, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, Hian, Nairaland is a place to laugh and wind down, no dull moment on Nairaland

Airloard:

I knew you gonna be the one to know

Why girlfriend nor go know boyfriend hand writing... na joke oh

I knew it was u. Your presentation was more like the chaser era than prestonn that's why I called u chaser brother. Never knew u were banned.
Sorry o

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, Chasers / Prestonn / Airloard, you are a comedian, I like the way you play with pidgin English, kitchen rat ke, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, Hian, Nairaland is a place to laugh and wind down, no dull moment on Nairaland

I want to learn forex trading?
Do u have any idea on how it's done?

Airloard:

I knew you gonna be the one to know

Why girlfriend nor go know boyfriend hand writing... na joke oh

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Your setting gave you away, just like when prestonn showed up...plus your profile picture
You can only be you no matter what

Airloard:
Have been following this thread for some time.This is my first post.

Breakfast

Why don't u watermark your pictures anymore?

sassysure:


I want to learn forex trading?
Do u have any idea on how it's done?

Hian, haba, you told me that you still have a savings account with Bank of America worth 8.5million dollars Na, huh that should be enough for you to enjoy, no need to engage in forex trading. Lol but on a serious note, I am not into forex stuff.

Check out business section on Nairaland and you will see some threads talking about it but a word of caution, you need to learn so much about it before you engage in it, to avoid losing your 8.5 million dollars in it, and do not let anyone use your money to trade on your behalf, because so many sharks are into it waiting for smaller fishes to swallow.

The only investment l hid all my cash / assets in Nigeria is real Estate, treasury bills was another good thing but the rate has nosedived recently, maybe I will take part of my assets and go hide it on top of Mount Everest where I currently live to avoid stories

AngelicBeing:
Hian, haba, you told me that you still have a savings account with Bank of America worth 8.5million dollars Na, huh that should be enough for you to enjoy, no need to engage in forex trading. Lol but on a serious note, I am not into forex stuff.

Check out business section on Nairaland and you will see some threads talking about it but a word of caution, you need to learn so much about it before you engage in it, to avoid losing your 8.5 million dollars in it, and do not let anyone use your money to trade on your behalf, because so many sharks are into it waiting for smaller fishes to swallow.

The only investment l hid all my cash / assets in Nigeria is real Estate, treasury bills was another good thing but the rate has nosedived recently, maybe I will take part of my assets and go hide it on top of Mount Everest where I currently live to avoid stories

Can u be serious
I

Airloard:

I knew you gonna be the one to know

Why girlfriend nor go know boyfriend hand writing... na joke oh

LOL! You never can really hide, deal with it. If you try to, we'll still find you, and blow your cover. Yeye

Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

congratulations

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

Congrats
Hope they poured cold water on you

sassysure:


I knew it was u. Your presentation was more like the chaser era than prestonn that's why I called u chaser brother. Never knew u were banned.
Sorry o

I was banned because of the food stuff I used... The Aunty Spam dey nairaland

Mariangeles:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

Your setting gave you away, just like when prestonn showed up...plus your profile picture
You can only be you no matter what

I have lost so many Brothers and Sisters during the process of putting some bad guys away.

Te quiero mami

Yuneehk:

LOL! You never can really hide, deal with it. If you try to, we'll still find you, and blow your cover. Yeye

Really I can't hide

Gracias amor mío

AwkaetitiBabe:
Why don't u watermark your pictures anymore?

Even when I post with another username name, most people gonna know is my photo.

And it doesn't make picture look cool.

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, Chasers / Prestonn / Airloard, you are a comedian, I like the way you play with pidgin English, kitchen rat ke, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland.com, Hian, Nairaland is a place to laugh and wind down, no dull moment on Nairaland

Thanks Sweetheart

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

Feliz graduación......congratulations

Nnemuka:

Ntorrr
I live in d ghetto
I beg for food
I am hungry and dont have a dining table
my pot is dirty and I eat dirty
Now fuckoff
bloody online rich man

my comment really pain u
Rich man trying so hard to be rich online
You even know the name of the water by looking at d logo and the place it was made
Speaks alot for our Benz driving billionaire

Maturity is a thing of the mind not the Age numbers and Maturity is a choice.

Dear, never allow the internet define your life or take in what most people might say about you to heart. People on internet only show you what they want you to see including me. Behind my table presentation there're lot of things.

Every body have different purpose in life... there're some people I can never get to their position before I die, but it won't make me not to enjoy the joy and sweetness of life in my own stage or level

I better help my Brothers or Sisters than coming here to laugh at them.

I love old stuff, Pot, cup, old table, name them. There was a time I got coffee maker, I had to break the handle to make it look old... and I also prefer staying in the village.

Everything about you is beautiful.....

sassysure:

Congrats
Hope they poured cold water on you

Thanks mam
No I bribed my neighbors with fried rice cake and drinks
Who wan miss rice for this Buhari regune

Airloard:

Feliz graduación......congratulations

Thanks sir

cococandy:
congratulations

Thanks mam

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

Congrats dear... Send my cake

Airloard:

Maturity is a thing of the mind not the Age numbers and Maturity is a choice.

Dear, never allow the internet define your life or take in what most people might say about you to heart. People on internet only show you what they want you to see including me. Behind my table presentation there're lot of things.

Every body have different purpose in life... there're some people I can never get to their position before I die, but it won't make me not to enjoy the joy and sweetness of life in my own stage or level

I better help my Brothers or Sisters than coming here to laugh at them.

I love old stuff, Pot, cup, old table, name them. There was a time I got coffee maker, I had to break the handle to make it look old... and I also prefer staying in the village.

Everything about you is beautiful.....

Thank u Preston
You write so well and cook so well too

You be Correct person
daalu

Airloard:

Maturity is a thing of the mind not the Age numbers and Maturity is a choice.

Dear, never allow the internet define your life or take in what most people might say about you to heart. People on internet only show you what they want you to see including me. Behind my table presentation there're lot of things.

Every body have different purpose in life... there're some people I can never get to their position before I die, but it won't make me not to enjoy the joy and sweetness of life in my own stage or level

I better help my Brothers or Sisters than coming here to laugh at them.

I love old stuff, Pot, cup, old table, name them. There was a time I got coffee maker, I had to break the handle to make it look old... and I also prefer staying in the village.

Everything about you is beautiful.....

you see your third paragraph....... that's life in summary.

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate Food for celebration Food cooked by my friends Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought Cake delivered to me

congratulations hun

Airloard:

I have lost so many Brothers and Sisters during the process of putting some bad guys away.

Te quiero mami

That is so sad!
Stay safe always... We wouldn't want to lose you

AgbenuAnna:
Finally a graduate
Food for celebration
Food cooked by my friends
Roasted fish and Nkwobi bought
Cake delivered to me

Congratulations are in order.
Go and do exploits!