Came across this funny letter written by local vigilantes in Cross River State, to the Naval Base, Calabar.

What do you have to say about the letter?

.............. I comment my reserve.
there is no cause for control everything is under alarm.

Nothing, since you said "local vigilante".

Akpan and Umoh have tired

This is horrible!

Very funny but at least u can make out the meaning and the intention with which the letter was written

This kin vigilante are the wicked types

And funnily signed by the whole Commander, Marine Security

Lies

Blame the person that typed the letter and not the writer.

Okon is finally tired of the gate as a GM

WONDERMENT!!!!

Their cutlass will be as blunt as their English.

Nice letter, very interesting.













They should direct their next letter to Mohammed Buhari

And English finally rests in peace.

Ok

modsfucker:
Came across this funny letter written by local vigilantes in Cross River State, to the Naval Base, Calabar.

What do you have to say about the letter?

I think the naval base commander might invite the vigilante group for a live performance because they are very funny.

And na their secretary go minute that letter, meaning if the secretary is that worst then floor members are better off as mad men, go school them say na cultism sure pass

Ibor don try hm best.

Since the message is clear and passed

I see no big deal here

Nobody is perfect with spellings

Chisos!!!!

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modsfucker:
Came across this funny letter written by local vigilantes in Cross River State, to the Naval Base, Calabar.

What do you have to say about the letter?

What a bombastically constructed letter.

The spelling errors on that piece of paper can render a man stone-blind.
I had to put on sunshades to protect my very eyes.

For f**k's sake, they should enlist the services of a professional letter-writer next time out. It wouldn't cost a damn thing.

cRobo:
Since the message is clear and passed

I see no big deal here

Nobody is perfect with spellings

I know you are being sarcastic... because as far as that badly constructed letter is concerned, no message was "passed" and it wasn't "clear" either to start with.

FFS, that wasn't even English in the first place.
I suspect it is a sort of Calabar Creole, if you ask me. It sure ain't English for sure.

#Chipwhip things...

Awol1:
And English finally rests in peace.

and we are not going to miss it....

Nothing Okon no go see for Eket

The letter says...

LETTER OF COURTESY VISITATION
We wish to seek the indulgence of your earliest convenience for the introduction of our team.

We wish to get a signed response due to the urgent matter sir.


This is how IGP Transformer embarassed his self on tv.

They are vigilante now..

Or do they claimed to be a scholar...

RichDad1:
Akpan and Umoh have tired

U no see ibor Godwin thr, abi ur eye dey pain u?

U think akpan n umoh still dey stone age like ayo n adewale?

modsfucker:
Came across this funny letter written by local vigilantes in Cross River State, to the Naval Base, Calabar.

What do you have to say about the letter?

The most important thing is understanding the message which most of us understands .