We are watching all ye parent scammers

femi4:
Collected 50k for final year project that cost just 20k

Collected 20k for nysc call up letter which was free

I hope what goes around won't come around

Or it will cuz it always does.

This time,your kid would request for 500k and 200k respectively.

Emotionss:
I actually dislocated my shoulder joint just to collect money ( for so called treatment ) from my old man back in the days.

I can dislocate my shoulders at free will

Dadii am sorry ooo

Are you double jointed?

stole apparatus for my school chemistry laboratory and I told my dad that I need to buy them for practical if not I would fail the subject....

SpyAC:
Chie, see our future leaders...., I never did any of this evil u re all re ranting here, bcs I trained myself in school, so better ask for forgiveness from ur pals, but karma isn't a bitch oooo.

abeg shut up


Ur loss if you didn’t do it


My children will do it unless they aren’t sharp enough

Ashley86400:

Fear your brother o. . .

E no mean am. E later call me say how far una don settle am, how much dem collect

Hahahahahha. So Nairalanders naso wuna be? thief’s everywhere.

I lied that we were asked to pay our school fees ahead of the new semester. I collected the money but didn't pay the fees and couldn't raise it to pay up.

Finally I had to come clean.


NB: there's something about school fees, even if you spend 1k out of it, it's always difficult to raise it back.

I overheard my lodge mate telling her Mum to send her money for medulla oblongata last week in school.

I collected money for Four Figure Table.
Four =5000,
Figure=3000.
Table =10000.

nams77:
I cant really remember anyone i used on my dad but i remembered the one our landlord's son used on his father when i was in still in secondary school. The dude just gained admission then. There was a biology book authored by stone and cozen. Dude went and told his dad that he wants to buy two books one named stone and the other named cozen. ( in reality it is just one single text) but he collected double fund for an imaginary book.

Anyway i scammed my aunty then that i had accomodation problem and will be thrown out of my hostel. Sist sent 25k(big sum then) and i use the money arrange my house. How she didnt confirm from my parents still baffles me. I bought a small 14 inch trinitron Sony TV and those small VCD players with speaker at the side and plenty disco lights in the front. (those were the days of vcd players and nokia 3310)
I was seen as a big boy then in my lodge as my house was pimped over night with luxury now those things are trash

Chai.

Bros you can lie for afrika!!!

In case you don't know, this Stone and Cozen story has been in existence even before your father was born...

shamsin6300:
Me: currently in 400l
Av never lie 2 my parent abt any money.

Ur parent needs 2 av b4 u crook up lie now.

There are so many lies u can give learned parent, u ar dull

not my Father,but my brother,that was 2011,was doing my industrial attachment at Sam mbakwe international airport,called my brother and told him that we were asked to pay airport feel......before I knew what was happening,I had 60k in my alc.

I pray my kids don't take after me in this aspect, cos I was a real crook in school,inflated everything from house rent to school fees,departmental fees,faculty fees,etc. My dad is a very busy man ,he works outside the country so he never asked for prove of payment, I made over 300k every semester from that alone, the painful part is that it's not like he was very rich,he just cared.

bluefilm:


Chai.

Bros you can lie for afrika!!!

In case you don't know, this Stone and Cozen story has been in existence even before your father was born...

Well i don't need to prove sh*t to u. I am not disputing your point cos i know the story exist but the person in question actually used it and it worked. His father wasn't literate though

Daddy no complain when I start my own

MVLOX:
lol I will back... OK now am back... in may case ehh hmmm, make nobody judge me cha.... OK in my college of education days eh I was so good with the computer that I normally had 2 receipts one for my father the other one myself.... the one for my father was as usually padded and inflated.... why the one for me was the actual amount paid.... as for text books that was normal cutting, I added courses I wasn't even doing and as usually it was padded and inflated too.

But in my university days I turned a new leaf as I already had a job and I was in 80% in charge of my fees school matters.

Currently am married and have a son and I always pray that he never gets involve in half what his father did back on the days. Amen...

femi4:
Collected 50k for final year project that cost just 20k

Collected 20k for nysc call up letter which was free

I hope what goes around won't come around

It will ;DI just hope you don't knock their head when they come.

noisy45:
I staged my kidnap to collect 4 million from the gratuity my dad collected as a federal government retiree

I fear u and where you giving

Elbone2:
I remember I once told my parents I don't know how I lost the money my course mates paid to me for a material.That I was the course Rep.
My mum asked me how much and I told them 100k.My dad said and they said u should pay? I said yes.
It was when I told them that people are now calling me thief in school.My mum shouted, "what nonsense,for how much na?"Go and give them back their money first thing tomorrow and be more careful next time.Na so ohh.
Me wey dey find money to take throw Bash for school!!Lolz.

This is too bad.

Keep the comments rolling in. On behalf of the PCRN, I know that several of the things we'll be reading are made up just for nairalanding. Nevertheless, we don't really care. We are glad to readd your comments and criticize and debunk when necessary.

Oya let's roll!!


And for the records, I had no reason to scam my parents 'cos I got almost everything that I asked from them especially my dad. That's because I never asked unnecessarily though. I only asked when I needed it cos there was always enough pocket money allowance and the girls in school were nice and free with money. It wasn't entirely free though cos I always taught them mathematics.

Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill momc sef add 40k join

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow

francis5051:
Reducing her phone brightness to zero then told her that her fone screen was bad will be needing 20k to fix it..

Lord have mercy

Lucid1:
I lied that we were asked to pay our school fees ahead of the new semester. I collected the money but didn't pay the fees and couldn't raise it to pay up.

Finally I had to come clean.


NB: there's something about school fees, even if you spend 1k out of it, it's always difficult to raise it back.

Not only school fees o. Anything about school be it textbook or even pen. You're done for

I learnt this the hard way

most people that has scammed are guys, and majority of them send the money on ladies

Lucid1:
I lied that we were asked to pay our school fees ahead of the new semester. I collected the money but didn't pay the fees and couldn't raise it to pay up.

Finally I had to come clean.


NB: there's something about school fees, even if you spend 1k out of it, it's always difficult to raise it back.

You are very correct.
It's as if the school fee itself has a bad spirit of its own.
Most times you can't pay back till it's time for your clearance after graduating when you are left with no choice than to come clean or find another very creative lie to tell.

My parents don't have much so I left them alone to find my ways. Because if even you become so creative as to come up with the most innovative "format" to obtain, they will look you square in the eyes ball and tell you "money no dey".

tunjilee003:
During our undergraduate days, we faced a lot of challenges ranging from school fee, accommodation fee, feeding allowance and money to buy handouts.

This in turn do frustrate our parents making most of them not to pick our calls, some students engage themselves in side hustles while the ones from very rich home have no issues during their stay. Schooling in Nigeria is a rigorous exercise....

During my undergraduate days in one of the state polytechnic, there was a day i called my dad actually, i don't want to ask him money for handouts. So I initiated a plan, I told him a friend of mine just lost his father, he wants to travel to Lagos and he needs money. My father show some condolence for the faked death and he sent 3k to me, when i got to my friends house he was happy i got the money from my dad, and he called my friend who confirmed the death......

Four months later, it was the incidence of the departmental ID cards, I scammed my dad for the second time, ever since then my conscience have been pricking me but I'm still good with it.

You are free to share yours

You are lucky to have parents who even have to give.

I had to struggle my way through school myself from selling Ice block at Alaba market to acting as a house agent for students to being a Snooker game Board man to selling none tested tv and so on.

So I no even see money collect for genuine reasons howbeit made up stories Lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOP3mJqldPg

SegunAj:
Daddy no complain when I start my own

How you and you and your papa go dey nairaland. you no get respect abi?

francis5051:
Reducing her phone brightness to zero then told her that her fone screen was bad will be needing 20k to fix it..

Divay22:

Not only school fees o. Anything about school be it textbook or even pen. You're done for

I learnt this the hard way

me too I had to dropout cos I couldn't come clean in time.