Emma911:


This is too bad.

Yea,It was really bad.
Make I burst ur head,
I once called my dad to tell him my land lord was disturbing me for my house rent...The same rent he paid 2years advance for the previous year coz I knew He would have forgotten..Don't want to mention figures before someone that has not lived life a little will come n say it's tales by moon light.
He sent me the rent and it was all flexing for me that year.

Shoodboi:
My dad (rest in peace to him) was the type that required us to write our school needs on an foolscap sheet.

Then, he went on to cut and cut until 50k became 5k.

No provisions, no clothes, no stationeries, no household stuffs etc.

Just rent, school fees, transport fare, school association dues and very few school needs like photocopies, project etc.

We used to add imaginary items like textbooks but the man caught on and wouldn't even give us the money for that.

So, we turned to increasing school fees, hostel rent and inventing payments for school associations.

I once got creative and told him we were doing some construction project in school and we needed to buy blocks, cement and wood.

He couldn't cut that money.

I remember collecting between 10-20k for that project back then.

Your dad was exactly has mine. Rest in peace Dad.

Shoodboi:
My dad (rest in peace to him) was the type that required us to write our school needs on an foolscap sheet.

Then, he went on to cut and cut until 50k became 5k.

No provisions, no clothes, no stationeries, no household stuffs etc.

Just rent, school fees, transport fare, school association dues and very few school needs like photocopies, project etc.

We used to add imaginary items like textbooks but the man caught on and wouldn't even give us the money for that.

So, we turned to increasing school fees, hostel rent and inventing payments for school associations.

I once got creative and told him we were doing some construction project in school and we needed to buy blocks, cement and wood.

He couldn't cut that money.

I remember collecting between 10-20k for that project back then.

Choi!

motab:
One time I collected school fees for first and second semester. As the thing one cast the next session I told my Dad they now only pay for a session.
A friend of mine told a lie about driving a friend's car and badly hitting someone so he was arrested and taken to the police cell. He asked this friend of his to call his mum and tell her that he needed 150k to be free if not he will be charged to court the next day.
In the process of the mum looking for the money she met an AIG of police who said he would help.
That's how he requested to speak with the guy making the calls. The AIG asked which police station it was and the dude lied to the AIG not knowing he was speaking to an AIG. The AIG quickly put a call through to the Police station he was told only for them to say there was no case like that.
Long story short, the job was about going sideways so this friend decided to call the mum himself saying the police just released him because of a call they got from a certain AIG. Buy that she should just send 35k to treat the accident victim. That's how the mum sent the money immediately.

This is a wicked child. So the money wasnt even plenty t home and the poor mother was running around looking for it. It is well oh.

As for me no lies cos them go catch me straight. Old man knew everything that was going on upto house rent. He paid the owner of the crib direct without me knowing when sef. So how do you dupe him.

Na to talk true. Everybody has tv, I wan buy dvd. No need to try lie.

luminouz:


Good home training.

Can you pound yam?

Lol. ...or the yam will pound me? ..���
No ooo....but I cook great! Although I haven't tried my hands on it recently. Its been a long while and that was when i was in secondary school. So we told dad that we wanted to pound yam which he reluctantly agreed to.
Omor....come and see na hahahaaa... My mum was using spoon to scoop her own while my dad refused to eat it and banned pounding of yam in our house�.

As for other meals though, my head dey there.

Toks2008:


You are lucky to have parents who even have to give.

I had to struggle my way through school myself from selling Ice block at Alaba market to acting as a house agent for students to being a Snooker game Board man to selling none tested tv and so on.

So I no even see money collect for genuine reasons howbeit made up stories Lol!

Here is a true story. Thumbs up bro..may your future always be brighter than your past.

What I did back den was really bad....back in sec sch days der is ds small booklet we use for payment of fees in my sch...each column of ds booklet was for a levy...PTA, dev levy and so on...and der is a column for signing after paymeny of each fee...my mom who wasn't DAT educated end up paying for all d column.. Even d signing column.... I end up having more money Dan d sch fees...chai.....I really felt bad after collecting d money but I can't return it...guy turn big boy for sch..com and c groove now

Nickymichy:
What I did back den was really bad....back in sec sch days der is ds small booklet we use for payment of fees in my sch...each column of ds booklet was for a levy...PTA, dev levy and so on...and der is a column for signing after paymeny of each fee...my mom who wasn't DAT educated end up paying for all d column.. Even d signing column.... I end up having more money Dan d sch fees...chai.....I really felt bad after collecting d money but I can't return it...guy turn big boy for sch..com and c groove now

Evil. Lol. Choi

There was no need to.

But I did inflate prices a couple of times tho.

Conference and seminar ... Cant believe that my dad believed those lies��

I ddint do it... Cos person wey naked no dey chook hand for pocket... I was given anything i needed as at wen due... Especially everthin dat deals wit my education! Clothes, and other materials stuffs were not attended to... So i managed wat i had/den....

But a friend of mine collected his tuition fee twice!!! Imagine collecting 65k twice!!! We'll as a good friend... I was dia to backup his lies wen his dad called me...!!! #past memories

I had a sole parent, so I couldn't do that to her cos she was struggling to put us through school.

Aliamdulilahi for life

femi4:
Collected 50k for final year project that cost just 20k

Collected 20k for nysc call up letter which was free

I hope what goes around won't come around

don't worry your boy will collect 200k for project.

Rotten childrens. Satan is coming for all of you... Defrauding your innocent parents. @EFCC, take note

iamJ:
abeg shut up


Ur loss if you didn’t do it


My children will do it unless they aren’t sharp enough

my prayer to ur children is the should learn the most evil to do to u that will result a full and quick heart attack on u. Learn to call evil, evil.

SpyAC:
my prayer to ur children is the should learn the most evil to do to u that will result a full and quick heart attack on u. Learn to call evil, evil.

at least I will have money to die of heart attack


Na person when they chop they get that kind problem


Done hear of poor man when heart attack Kil?

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Ashley86400:

Are you double jointed?

Don't know what you mean by double joint.
All I know is there's a way I will twist my shoulder or knee and the thing will just pop and dislocate some thing when I want to fix it back.

Sabby1:
Sincerely, I am just hear to read comments

In MJ's voice.. You are not alone..

TruckFit:
Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill momc sef add 40k join

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow

Chimoooo

Dan shege Dan banza


Wallahi you no fit make heaven

We don't pay tuition and don't buy handouts in my school then. I collected tuition once and used it to buy glo sim of 10000 naira. I collected money for handouts in all courses I offer. My Dad told me he did same to my grandfather.

Hmmmmm I am a professional in dis.
I remember my year one in d poly.
I needed Money to do sum personal stuff n my p man was just giving excuses. Na evi strategize wit my roommate o.
I told my dad that we to go for an excursion which will serve as our course as our course work.
I calculated everything n in total it was 10k.
Under one hour I received an alert that made my day, my rummie quickly did same n got hers the following day. Y my cousin follow suit. ���

Jewessgratitude:


Lol. ...or the yam will pound me? ..���
No ooo....but I cook great! Although I haven't tried my hands on it recently. Its been a long while and that was when i was in secondary school. So we told dad that we wanted to pound yam which he reluctantly agreed to.
Omor....come and see na hahahaaa... My mum was using spoon to scoop her own while my dad refused to eat it and banned pounding of yam in our house�.

As for other meals though, my head dey there.

Lmaoooo...funny story


Nice one.

Oma307:

I fear u and where you giving

Yes I was given I'm the only son nah what do you expect

bluefilm:


Chai.

Bros you can lie for afrika!!!

In case you don't know, this Stone and Cozen story has been in existence even before your father was born...

That's more reason why you should believe him....
Do you even know who the person is? His age?
Over sabi

munchi:



How did it go? Lol

Smooth and fine 2015 was my best year

Waaawu people dey try sha.
Well, I've never lied to collect money, I always tell them the exact amount for anything I have to pay for in school, as for pocket money, they always give me any amount, when it finishes, I tell them. I'm not extravagant tho, so it's not like I call them every week. Mum once told me,I'm too honest , I just laughed.

fatymore:
I had a sole parent, so I couldn't do that to her cos she was struggling to put us through school.

Aliamdulilahi for life

All is well. Done with school now?

So I Should Confess abi
So that my Mother who is On Nairaland should know all My sins abi

TruckFit:
Faked a car accident that year (2008) when I was Niger state and fams were in osun state. Turned my phone off for 3 days and called on 4th day to tell them I had a terrible accident between Jebba and Minna.. classified legit format that I broke my neck and been getting treatment after x-rays. I legit bought myself a neck collar and sent the pics on Facebook .. popc wire me 180k to clear hospital bill momc sef add 40k join

I bought my first laptop same day and we bawling anyhow

Daaaayyyyuuuummmm

U Are Indeed A Criminal,chai Bt Wait O Did U Succeed Wit D Plan?

Department levy x2
Class levy ( which one be class levy again) lol
Faculty Levy x2
Exam coordination levy ( what the Helll) hahaha
Field trip fee x2
Excursion fee ( where dem dey excort you go?) lol
School fees (Then 11k) x2
Faculty program levy ( chai!!!)
Handout ( all sorts and names even the ones not in existence) lol

Just name it i collected them all, it wasn’t that my parents were illiterates, far from it, they just cldnt be bothered really.

To them I was the good child who cld speak no lie, if only........

Still brings back a nostalgic feeling thinking about those times, despite it being almost 15years.

Elbone2:

Yea,It was really bad.
Make I burst ur head,
I once called my dad to tell him my land lord was disturbing me for my house rent...The same rent he paid 2years advance for the previous year coz I knew He would have forgotten..Don't want to mention figures before someone that has not lived life a little will come n say it's tales by moon light.
He sent me the rent and it was all flexing for me that year.

Seems your parents are very rich. Your own scammings were outrageous sums.