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Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69: MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff: CaveAdullam:Maximus69, whether you like it or not like it, you're my brother in Christ, lol |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
shadeyinka:shadeyinka and you say you want to profile someone, but look at you fumbling about over a simple and easy peasy lemon squeasy observational test, smh, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, lol. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by shadeyinka(m): 1:03pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:I didn't know it was a test! What's the question? |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 1:07pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Hmmmmmmmmm, I can understand! You really wish JWs are your brothers in your confusion, but the TRUTH is we are NOT your brothers because you are WORKERS OF INIQUITY(LAWLESSNESS)! Matthew 7:21-23 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 1:17pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: shadeyinka: MuttleyLaff: [img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffDrinkRollEye.gif[/img] |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 1:24pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyHilarious34d26efd4dfccb03.gif[/img] "small pikin ignorant of the power of the plant/herb, calls it vegetable". |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by shadeyinka(m): 1:49pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:I thought you speak good English! How could you have written: Can you find the THE mistake? If there was any mistake, it's your grammar! So, was that supposed to be the question or is there something else? One day, I'm going to profile you! |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 1:57pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Jesus labeled you and your folks who can't agree on principles, doctrines or teachings yet claiming worshippers of the same God "workers of INIQUITY" Matthew 7:21-23 So just go straight and call Jesus the small pikin ignorant on the matter! |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 2:20pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
shadeyinka:Yup, that was the observational "test" and see how you fumbled at it, making a right dog dinner before you actually by the skin of your teeth, managed to at last get the answer, so much is expected from a wannabe profiler, lol shadeyinka:There are better things out there for you to, stop trying hard to become a Pharisee going about profiling others |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by shadeyinka(m): 2:28pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:So, it was a test!? It doesn't stop me to start profiling you when I'm less busy. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:Maximus69, you have twisted Matthew 7:21-23. Well, not surprised, because that's what you are used, indoctrinated and taught how to. Maximus69, what matters is what binds us together, not our differences. Have you thought about your fingers on your hand, hmm? Are they each and/or all equal in length Maximus69, erhn? Nah, I didn't think you'll say they are, lol. Maximus69, learn from our fingers, as sometimes there is something they do that makes they be together and together like as if they each and/or all are of the same length, lol. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 2:32pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
shadeyinka: MuttleyLaff:Profiling is what Pharisees do. Usually wait when less busy to become a tool in the devil's workshop |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 3:58pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Walahi Talahi Spiritual blindness is evil! Please what exactly binds you and i together? Well let me remind you that if you're insinuating that we're both Bible carriers, Satan has really caged you alive! Because during the first century Jewish religious leaders called Pharisees, Sadducees, Scribes and Jesus' followers (Christians) all claimed to believe in the 39 Hebrew/Aramaic scriptures known today as "Old Testament", yet Jesus called all other religionists "Children of Satan the Devil" {John 8:44} referring to them as DEAD! Matthew 8:22 So do not assume that since i'm talking about Jesus and you are also talking about Jesus then we are of the same sort! NO! We must have the same line of thought as to what Jesus stands for {Romans 15:5-6, 1Corinthians 1:10, Ephesians 4:3, Philippians 2:2} otherwise there is a great chasm in between you and i! Luke 16:26 You and i can't be brothers in faith yet when i speak to someone asking questions about faith, you flair up criticizing, antagonising and outrightly condemning what i said! When a finger is about to carry out a task, all other fingers come up to support, it's when another hand SECRETLY comes around UNSUSPECTED that fingers disagrees. Meaning the fingers don't belong to the same owner (Jesus) |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Listen and learn from Jehovah's Witnesses (true Christians) today! The Pharisees weren't doing anything on their own, it's exactly the same hook Satan has been using that he is still using till today to recruit unsuspected workers like you for himself! What is that same HOOK? Me first and the ignorance to IDENTIFY whose side God is! All humans have the inborn tendency to render sacred services to God(worship), so Satan finds it really difficult to convince us NOT to worship God, his plan is to make people derail from worshiping the TRUE God! So Pharisees strongly believe they were worshiping the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob thinking Jesus and his followers were impostors. That is exactly what you and your folks are thinking about Jehovah's Witnesses, yet the fruitage of God's holy spirit is missing in all your forms of worship. Excellent example is what you and Shadeyinka have been exhibiting all these while on this thread, but if it comes to antagonizing JWs to support your fruitless TRINITY deity, you'll feel obliged to form alliance against us! Act 23:1-8 So all your folks today and those first century antagonists DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING! Luke 23:34, Act 7:60 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 4:25pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:One word: Jesus |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 4:45pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: I know nah! That's what you're thinking! But the TRUTH is that my Jesus totally differ from your own! Mine is a mighty spirit being who is capable of uniting over 8,500,000 people from different races under the heavens, recruiting them all as his workers to preach and teach zealously in all their neighborhood, and they're all having the same line of thought! John 17:20-23 But yours is also a mighty spirit being who is capable of causing confusion amongst people, {2Corinthians 4:4 compared to 2Corinthians 11:14} teaching them to kill one another over pride, racism and politics, and at the same time deceiving them that they're all worshippers of one single loving God! So MY JESUS AND YOUR JESUS AREN'T THE SAME PERSON SIR! Matthew 7:21-23 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 5:02pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:I don't recognise this Jesus you are painting as teaching anyone to kill one another over pride, racism and politics. I don't recognise a Jesus causing confusion. God is not a God of confusion. Sorry. There is no and/or nothing like "my Jesus," Jesus is for everyone, Jesus is everyone's. Jesus is everybody's. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Jehovah's Witnesses claim they're WITNESSES of Jesus by practicing exactly what he taught us. ©We don't participate in WORLDLY politics! John 17:14-16, 18:36 ©We don't engage in WARS! Matthew 26:52 compared to Isaiah 2:1-4 ©We don't make noise in public places in the name of preaching {Matthew 12:19} we respect people's opinion so we ask for their permission before we preach to them! Matthew 10:11-13 ©We don't pray in public places so most people assume JWs don't pray at all! Matthew 6:5-6 ©We don't protest against governmental authority,{Romans 13:1} because we know they're there temporarily for a purpose! Romans 13:2-4 ©We encourage all members to go out in their respective neighborhood to preach zealously and teach effectively to make more workers (evangelizers)! Matthew 28:19-20 Anywhere a witness is found he/shes becomes one of us no matter where he/she comes from! Matthew 12:46-50 If your Jesus is not proactive in all these fields, it's a demon (disgusting as Jesus) promote LAWLESSNESS! 2Corinthians 11:14 compared to Matthew 7:21-23 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 5:56pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:There is a recurring theme that stood out like a throbbing red sore thumb in your above post and it's one word, which is "we," We this, we that, we etcetera, it shows an indication, evidence and/or sign of self-centeredness. You seem to think the whole wide world spins and revolves around y'all little fingers. 1 Like |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 6:28pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Can you see what i've been telling you all this while? You're promoting the thinking of the world! That's why you can't quote the Bible to back up your thoughts even when i keep citing a scripture each time to back what i'm saying! Please is your Jesus still the same as mine? if you don't know what's happening now, it's a challenge for your Jesus to fulfill the promise the REAL Jesus made to his followers, he promised to send the holy spirit that will remind us of what to say each time our faith is called to question! Luke 12:11-12 Well that's how first century Christians do talk after separating themselves from FALSE RELIGIONS of their time, it's always WE THIS, WE THAT! Roman 1:12, 5:8, 2Corinthians 5:20, Galatians 6:9, Ephesians 4:13, 1Thessalonians 5:14 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by objectivechrist: 7:13pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
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Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 7:21pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:Maximus69, I don't know anything about "your Jesus." I don't know "your Jesus". I know Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, the Son of God. You have ever been spoiling to have an argument and/or fight with me and I keep dodging from it. You have labelled me all sorts, accused me of being all sorts, even after I've pasted quotes of me taking from other topics on other threads, just so you can at least, have an idea of my position(s), you still charge on full cylinders. Maximus69, I am not into proof-texting with Bible verses. I don't have to prove anything about me and/or my faith to you. Have you not noticed with attitude and way you've been behaving how you have alienated Ihedinobi3? I have on record shared a story here in past on the Religion forum, of my experience with a Jehovah's Witness at an international airport departures lounge, who because she saw me reading a red Bible while waiting to be called to board our flight, thought I was a Jehovah's Witness, but upon being told no, the conversation stopped and went stone dead cold, with a blank stared face. I didn't take it personal, as like I earlier had said, it is because I know people are on different altitudes etcetera. You already have your 99 problems on this thread with others, please don't have me as your 100th problem. Please, leave me, let me be in my lane. We are on the same train, but in different coaches, that's fine, OK and dandy. I have no problem or concerns with that. Of course, you have a conscience, well ...hmm. I bite my tongue. I had previously let it be known that I read everything and that's JWs too. You can't show me ever on this thread judging you for being a JW. I have shed light of the issue of trinity. I am not a trinitarian, but I believe in the trinity concept. There are a lot of things you believe and believe in that I agree with, but there's also those instances, I just might believe and believe in more, as in meaning, beyond where you have stopped, lol I am blessed to know scripture enough to be able to quote as and when necessary. I haven't yet been persuaded to quote any bible verses Maximus69, that explains why you didn't read me quote any for you, lol. There is this local proverbial that says "only God knows who is serving Him." Life is too short Maximus69, I am not your enemy, I am not the enemy. When a smart person is told one, he gets the three, lol. 1 Like |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: You're definitely not my enemy, and you can't be my enemy because our warfare is NOT against flesh and blood like you! Ephesians 6:12 One thing i'm just trying to emphasize here is that YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER! Matthew 12:46-50 You are just my neighbour! |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 7:42pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
objectivechrist: You've tried now but endeavor to cite the scriptures and summarise the points NOT quoting scriptures word for word Sir, so that i can read to grasp what you have in mind. Thanks! |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by achorladey: 7:45pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Maximus69 equally believes this as well "only God knows who is serving Him." Only that YOU CAN NEVER be his brother in CHRIST. The reason for that I DON'T KNOW. The same medication Maximus69 dole OUT when our discussion revolves around this. But I know of the GOOD SAMARITAN STORY though. Lessons abound in there. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by achorladey: 7:51pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Let me take my OWN wide GUESS. If the colours of white lights are under consideration here two numbers should not be PRESENT. Numbers 4 and 9. Just catching my own fun though. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by shadeyinka(m): 8:03pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:It means to know you! |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 8:19pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
achorladey:"“Don’t cling to me,” Jesus said, “for I haven’t yet ascended to the Father. But go find my brothers and tell them, "I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God."" - John 20:17 Its Maximus69's prerogative, to say I can never be his brother in CHRIST, and that for an on cards easy to understand reason. The comforting thing achorladey and the above John 20:17 corroboates it, is that you and I know better. |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 8:19pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
achorladey:That was for our own resident fledging wannabe profiler to find the mistake in there not anyone like a big man like you achorladey |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
achorladey: If you don't know the reason why a none JW can't be my brother in Christ, then it's not possible for you to grasp the import of Jesus' illustration of the Good Samaritan! Note that the emphasis Jesus was making in the illustration is NOT about BROTHER but NEIGHBOUR! Luke 10:29-37 Jesus emphasized that you can be his neighbour once you're living close to him. Note that Jesus only perform miracles where he visits because he is in their NEIGHBORHOOD! But when it involves his BROTHER in faith, Jesus traveled all the way even risking his life to resurrect him! John 11:16 So learn the lesson that when Jesus said Mary and his brothers aren't his mother and brothers, he wasn't saying they are his enemies because if they need his assistance Jesus would render it { John 2:1-11}just as he often does to strangers who don't even know him. Luke 7:11-17 But they're NOT his mother and brothers because when the time for divine judgment comes upon unbelievers Jesus can't guarantee the safety of Mary, Simon, Judas, Jude or Joseph (Junior){Matthew 13:55-56} if they don't believe (trust) his discernment! John 3:16-18 The same applies to me his follower, if you're living in my neighborhood and the need be to come to your rescue, it will be a sin on my part if i should ignore {James 4:17} but as regards the coming judgment of my God, i must make it clear to you that YOU'RE NOT SAFE! Ezekiel 3:17-23 compared to 1Timothy 4:16 Today the Bible made us understand that only Mary(Jesus' mother) James and Judas (two out of his four brothers) later became Christians. So it's evident that the rest (of Jesus' brothers and sisters) have perished! John 3:16 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Jesus taught his followers the model prayer starting with "Our father"! Matthew 6:9 And this same Jesus told Jews like himself that Satan is their own father! John 8:44 So when Jesus was speaking to Mary Magdalene about the same father, he was referring to that father whose children are united in LOVE, JOY and PEACE {Galatians 5:22 compared to Matthew 7:15-18} NOT the father whose children have conflicting teachings and contradicting doctrines, always arguing bitterly amongst themselves over sacred issues yet claiming worshippers of the same God Sir! Act 23:6-9 My heavenly father is not a God of DISORDER but of PEACE! 1Corinthians 14:33 |
Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 9:53pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Maximus69:"So now Jesus and the ones he makes holy have the same Father. That is why Jesus is not ashamed to call them his brothers and sisters." - Hebrews 2:11 If our Lord and Savior, the Son of God, Jesus Christ is not ashamed to speak of us, as His brothers, why should I be bothered if someone else pridefully feels self conceited enough to turn their back on me and snub me as a brother , when I have God, when I already have our Lord and Savior, the Son of God, Jesus Christ accepting me as one of His brothers. Praise God Alleluia. Jesus has brought me this far, the devil is a liar, smh. Maximus69:"I don't recognise this Jesus you are painting as teaching anyone to kill one another over pride, racism and politics. I don't recognise a Jesus causing confusion. God is not a God of confusion. Sorry. There is no and/or nothing like "my Jesus," Jesus is for everyone, Jesus is everyone's. Jesus is everybody's." - Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by MuttleyLaff: 5:02pm On Dec 23rd 2019 Whatever Maximus69 wants to believe, we all know that, all those eating, at our Lord and Savior, the Son of God, Jesus Christ's dinning table are brothers and sisters on to each other. Any out there, all those doing God’s will are brothers and sister of each other. |
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