Just for fun:

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Some nairaland words and their meaning:

Farm tool: A lady that sleeps around for money, or very indecent in dressing.
E.g. Most 21st century Ladies are farm tool.

Village people: This is a statement that directly means being afflicted by someone with diabolical power from your household.
E.g. don't trust him, I think he's one of my village people.

Hoe: This is a little different from farm tool, because It directly calls a lady a prostitute with no remorse.
E.g. bobrisky is a how.

Lalasticlala: This indirectly means snake. It can also be use as a family name in place of reptile.
E.g black mamba is one of the most poisonous Lalasticlala in the world.

Add yours if you have any.

Op go and unbox something

SmithRussell:
Op go and unbox something

Unbox what?

Long ban loading. You had the temerity to drag lala? Ah!

Op don't worry you will hear from lala the snake girl very soon.

I even unconsciously call Snakes Lala... No ooffence please in Mr Cork's voice

AfroKnight:
Long ban loading. You had the temerity to drag lala? Ah!

That's ehh, the guy no fear lala, lala wey no get chill at all, the ban go be straight 10years.

Goldensword:

That's ehh, the guy no fear lala, lala wey no get chill at all, the ban go be straight 10years.

. Him mama no give am lalasticlala. Na nairaland name. So I sure say Lala pass DAT level.
Besides I say For Fun to celebrate boxing day.

Koyayikobeyiba:
evenjng newspaper

Lmao