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Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Say042: 7:54am On Dec 27, 2019
1. If she uses an android phone. Means she hasn’t succumbed to todays iPhone pressure. Marry her, she’s a good wife material.

2. Ladies, BEWARE Detty December doesn’t end till January 30 don’t believe any guy who says new year new me.

3. Ladies, If he doesn’t pick his phone past 10pm he’s probably married with 4 children.

4. Fellas, don’t send a lady ticket money to come to your location. Buy the ticket yourself online. Some ladies collect ticket money from 5 guys at once and don’t show up to any location.

5. Fellas. Beware of IJGB girls, they have about 10 Magas on ground. Don’t be 1 of the Magas.

6. If your boyfriend is trying to pick a fight with you this Christmas kill him with kindness because he wants to have an excuse to say we were fighting when I cheated.

7. Ladies, when you go to a guys house before you remove your shoes & feel comfortable, Check under his bed, back of his curtain for JUJU.

8. Fellas, if she has had VIP tickets to every concert this December my brother she’s your Elder ,tread carefully.

9. Ladies, If he invites you to sleep over at his place and you’re not ready for sex. Please don’t go. Not all guys have self control. �Fellas, If she follows you out on a date without makeup she’s bae. Wife her.

11. Fellas, don’t take sexual enhancement pills without being sure of a lady coming to your place. 12 hour erection without a lady coming leads to emotional and physical trauma.

12. Ladies, if you didn’t get valentines , birthday, Easter, Independence Day or December gift leave him in 2019.

13. Fellas, if she says I’m on the last day of my period let’s do it raw. Run fast for your life. #Trap

14. If you invite her for church service this festive period and she doesn’t show. Leave her in 2019

15. Ladies, don’t lend any guy money because he has a fine car. That car is probably not for him & he wants to use your money to carry another girl out.

16. If she lives in Ajah, Jakande, Lekki 5th round about, costain, magodo, wuse 2 your demon moves won’t work on her find another victim

17. Fellas, if your girlfriend sings bye bye to Yeye boyfriend. She’s leaving you in 2019.

Source ; https://www.instagram.com/p/B6kPkaXgWjCDHepzzjktCNJnYrV_ijabxmLzSM0/

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by HRHQueenPhil(f): 8:47am On Dec 27, 2019
WHATS THE MEANING OF DETTY DECEMBER AND IMES?

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Slawormir: 11:45am On Dec 27, 2019
Damnnnnn niggarrr

That number fifteen ehnnn

Guys don use that logic take borrow from girls and bang enough girls tire

Girls and cars

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by omoadeleye(m): 11:45am On Dec 27, 2019
Make this old man go sit down with his opinion one side jare

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by GEOANDSONS: 11:46am On Dec 27, 2019
Oya

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by ponpin234(m): 11:46am On Dec 27, 2019
Wetin musa no go see for gate
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by WalkerMichael(m): 11:47am On Dec 27, 2019
I showed this post to my dog, he is now a Lion!!!
Thanks so much angry

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by MhizJoyce(f): 11:47am On Dec 27, 2019
angry
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Kendumazy(m): 11:48am On Dec 27, 2019
Don't understand this thread. Nothing make sense to me about this thread.

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by OyiboPep: 11:48am On Dec 27, 2019
I can't relate with most of what he's saying. His advice seems to be outdated ones, probably for when buhari came as the head of state.



Which one porn come dey take over this page now?

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by lyriclekidd(m): 11:48am On Dec 27, 2019
Naso
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Humphrizy(m): 11:49am On Dec 27, 2019
No valid points whatsOever....... Woman wey go break your heart go break your heart.

That a woman tends to live within her reach does not necessarily mean she doesn't want more.

So... It's unto The more you look... The less you see kinda stuff

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by GTFO(f): 11:49am On Dec 27, 2019
Nonsense and Ingredients angry

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by callmeVIBRANT(m): 11:49am On Dec 27, 2019
After following all these tips and she still dump you

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by gracein: 11:50am On Dec 27, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
WHATS THE MEANING OF DETTY DECEMBER AND IMES?


Thanks for asking. I also want to know.

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by helinues: 11:50am On Dec 27, 2019
He forgot to add that this period wey we dey heh, girls hardly reject proposal/advancement..

Mugu Must Pay ( MMP)

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by lovat(m): 11:50am On Dec 27, 2019
Mumu advice
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by haykaysoft(m): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
Finally

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Gratefulll(f): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
This man undecided
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Tboysalau(m): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
wetin be IJGB
Modified: I just Got Back

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by philip0906(m): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
Lol...social media has given tons of people relevance. Turn off instagram and twitter, they're nobodies...lowlifers.

Anyone can just pick up a phone, open a social account...type tons of rubbish, get senseless followers and boom, the person's posts (no matter how foolish) become the yardstick and guage for living.

Ndi ala

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Nobody: 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
Ana akoyeli!

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Duru9(m): 11:51am On Dec 27, 2019
What is the meaning of IJGB
Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Nobody: 11:52am On Dec 27, 2019
What’s this nonsense.
So marry her cause she uses an Android?. Ehn.
So if dj cuppy likes me. Make I pursue her until she carry itel or tecno abi infinix for hand grin grin.
I don’t want to mention Samsung cox it’s same price range with iPhones.

80% of his point na nonsense and I believe only gullible ones will take this mumu man serious. #Pukes

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Re: Joro Olumofin: 17 Things To Watch Out For This DETTY December by Angelfrost(m): 11:52am On Dec 27, 2019
Let's just tell ourselves the truth... Most of what that Negro put up there is pure trash!!!

This one calls himself a relationship expert, even makes money from this scam... Smh.

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