As the year 2019 is coming to an end i think we should share the craziest things we did ...what are the craziest things u did in 2019...


let me share, i was talking to a girl that wore trouser on the road why i was on shot knicker,(at night) mosquito was finishing my life and i was forming jamebond.. lol

Thinking...

Believing Naija would be better

Can't think of any right now

Screwing a girl close to a church.
God forgive me!

I didn't do any crazy thing. Only crazy people do crazy things

ilevic:
I didn't do any crazy thing. Only crazy people do crazy things

You lie pass politicians my guy. Chop knuckles!

ANOTHER ONE
Around march a friend of mine who stays at the hostel, always come to my house with his girl friend at night and i will inconvinience my self by sleeping on the floor, this became his habbit not minding how i felt, so the fift time he came with the girl i lay on the floor and konji wanted to kee me i wasnt able to take it, i stood up an ask the guy to come down that i want to Bleep my turn and if she refuses they should leave my house by 2am and they was curfew in the town.
then she allow me to bang her after much i cant do this no no ,omo i the Bleep this girl she the moooaan the hold my waist ,...dammmn cant imagine i did that to my nigga bt konji na bastard... now we have issues and he has block me from all ways of communication via social media and phone call. if u were in my shoes what will u have done?

massalati:
ANOTHER ONE
Around march a friend of mine who stays at the hostel, always come to my house with his girl friend at night and i will inconvinience my self by sleeping on the floor, this became his habbit not minding how i felt, so the fift time he came with the girl i lay on the floor and konji wanted to kee me i wasnt able to take it, i stood up an ask the guy to come down that i want to Bleep my turn and if she refuses they should leave my house by 2am and they was curfew in the town.
then she allow me to bang her after much i cant do this no no ,omo i the Bleep this girl she the moooaan the hold my waist ,...dammmn cant imagine i did that to my nigga bt konji na bastard... now we have issues and he has block me from all ways of communication via social media and phone call. if u were in my shoes what will u have done?

You bleeped a casual sexx worker

weyreypey:
You bleeped a casual sexx worker

IT WAS NOT EASY BRO

professorval1:
Screwing a girl close to a church. God forgive me!

Close to a church no be inside the church nw

I think it was last night, I left Benin and travelled to owan west just to be alone and be in a place where nobody knows me, on getting to sabogida Ora I saw a marriage ceremony I stopped and went in, drank beer and smoked, I told a bike man to take me to the nearest Hotel were i plan to spend two quite nights alone, on getting there it was a very local Hotel but I had to manage because it was very cold so I can't be going about looking for good hotel make person Pikin no go die o, I asked for the attendant and a smallish beautiful girl answered me and showed me the rooms, I finally settled for one and was asking her questions about the town, food, asking her how her Xmas went and I felt she was feeling me and laughing like hyena I made a move for her lips and babe responded ,we kissed and....... I went to my bag and brought out a condom and the rest they say is history. this morning the babe brought catfish pepersoup for me but it's not delicious sha so I couldn't take more than 3 spoons ...... but na wa o

[quote author=spirul77 post=85317110]I think it was last night, I left Benin and travelled to owan west just to be alone and be in a place where nobody knows me, on getting to sabogida Ora I saw a marriage ceremony I stopped and went in, drank beer and smoked, I told a bike man to take me to the nearest Hotel were i plan to spend two quite nights alone, on getting there it was a very local Hotel but I had to manage because it was very cold so I can't be going about looking for good hotel make person Pikin no go die o, I asked for the attendant and a smallish beautiful girl answered me and showed me the rooms, I finally settled for one and was asking her questions about the town, food, asking her how her Xmas went and I felt she was feeling me and laughing like hyena I made a move for her lips and babe responded ,we kissed and....... I went to my bag and brought out a condom and the rest they say is history. this morning the babe brought catfish pepersoup [qoute]

na real wa oo bad shap guy lol

I went to a shop in my neighborhood and I met a girl I have never seen before and didn't even know she existed in that zone. I summoned courage to chat with her because I know how some of them fear us Nigerians. Funny enough she responded well and we exchanged numbers. I was there to buy drinks and cigarette I wanted to chill with at home because it was a Friday night. I jokingly told her to come join me and she said she will call me if she was going to come. I described my house for her because it wasn't far from she shop but I just didn't put it in mind she was going to come just like that anyway.

To my greatest surprise, I heard my bell ring about an hour later and when I checked lo and behold she was the one. She didn't even call me before coming but it wasn't a problem because I stay alone and wasn't expecting anyone else. I welcomed her in and I could tell she had taken a fresh bath before coming from her scent.
I was actually watching a movie in my bedroom so instead of sitting in the living room I just took her straight to the bedroom without anything in mind at that point. She got so comfortable immediately, started enjoying the movie as we were drinking together. At some point she asked for a shirt so she can change her cloths and I gladly gave to her and excused her with style to change but them when I returned I saw her wearing just the T-shirt and her underwear feeling so relaxed and at that point I knew I didn't have any reason to form na me holy pass.

Like play like play we spent the night together and she left in the morning. We are not dating but we still chill together once in a while when needed. I guess that's a little crazy for the 2019.

Started a journey from Warri to Lagos at 3pm. Thank God I arrived safely that day.

MycroftHolmes:


Started a journey from Warri to Lagos at 3pm. Thank God I arrived safely that day.

THAT WAS DAMN RISKY BRO

Had sex on the balcony at around 1 am. There was no light in our estate and it was a Lil bit dark but konji don't care.

Had sex on the balcony at around 1 am. There was no light in our estate and it was a Lil bit dark but konji don't care. She held on to the balcony rails while i daggered from behind.

Hollawaley:
Had sex on the balcony at around 1 am. There was no light in our estate and it was a Lil bit dark but konji don't care. She held on to the balcony rails while i daggered from behind.

KONJI IS A BASTARD

Thought someone was my friend when in the real sense, she didn't see me as a friend