Break up is not something easy to get over it. But there are various ways in which Nigeria ladies behave after suffering from an emotional breakups..

Grab your popcorn and chilled orijin and read through.....

7 Hilarious Ways Nigerian Ladies Act When Their Boyfriends Broke Up With Them

1. THEY REPENT AND SUDDENLY BECOME ‘BORN AGAIN

“Naija babes I hail o! una guilty for this one die!!” Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup.
The unrighteous ones suddenly become righteous. She will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church and will be praying for God to grant her heart desire of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again.

2.THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS

After a bad breakup, most ladies think that they automatically qualify to be love experts. You’ll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship-related matters. They’ll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussion. E.g “Sister Mary, please don’t date him ooh, I’ve seen many of his types”.

3. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER

It’s ridiculous that even though all girls have the digits of their lovers offhand, they still go ahead deleting them. This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they’ll always remember it, even after a decade.

4. THEY TURN STALKERS

Some girls when hit with a breakup, turn stalking experts and FBI agents. Although this is also applicable to the guys, it’s most common among the ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remain silent when he picks and maybe says “hello”. My elder sister is very guilty of this. She may also track the guy’s movements and activities secretly and from a safe distance to find out the girl who took her place or to observe if the breakup is affecting him in any way or not.

5. PLAYING SOULFUL DEPRESSING MUSIC

They’ll play slow tempo heartbreak songs like Westlife and watch more romantic movies, lie in their bed and cry their eyes out.

6. THEY BECOME “SINGLE-HOOD” ACTIVISTS

Don’t be surprised to see things like. #teamsingleandnotsearching, #teamallmenarethesame, #singleforever, #teamsingleandlovingit, #Teamallguysarethesame# …and so on.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous. Nairaland girls are guilty of this, “I no wan mention name, and guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money I pity!”


7.TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS.

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys’ attention after having an emotional heartbreak or outright breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They’ll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she doesn’t love but only trying to get back at her ex. “If you’re that guy, omo, I pity you.”

Feel free to add yours..

Lies

90% of all these hungry feminists are products of breakup.

Pocohantas, Jodha and Makydebbie all fall in this category of women.

Ok na.

ghettokid1:
Lies

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Okpa042:
Solidifies my reason to date an oyibo

What you and the op failed to do is realize that the above arent exclusive to any gender or race. I've seen guys who do worse and ladies who simply moved on.

For your information, foreign women are usually more sensitive to breakups. Do you read/watch western news? Crime investigation?
A white lady would most likely put a bullet in you skull for getting dumped.
Its funny you think black women are the emotional ones. Bitchy? sure! But not emotional at least not the way you believe.

making a guy jealous after break up you are so correct

BigJoe19:
Pocohan
tas, Jod ha and Makyde bbie all fall in this category of women.

Terribly wrong I don't do any of those things.

I'm actually friends with my exes. I just move on no time for stress.

makydebbie:


Terribly wrong I don't do any of those things.

I'm actually friends with my exes. I just move on no time for stress.

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44

CAPSLOCKED:
WHAT A DUMB LIST.

Can't blame you..



Your head is kuku lock...

Naaaaaaaa this is too much drama.

Every guy who is my ex is actually my friend.

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makydebbie:


Terribly wrong I don't do any of those things.

I'm actually friends with my exes. I just move on no time for stress.

we don hear that tory before

biddostandard:
we don here that tory before

Well I'm glad you remembered what you 'hered.'

Lwkmd

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Amstupid:
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makydebbie:

Well I'm glad you remembered what you 'hered.'

you get another one make we hear

And they run straight to social media(e.g facebook) and update"I'm Jesus babe...girl with no worries..married to God" or maybe "men are scum"

NiklauseFred:
And they run straight to social media(e.g facebook) and update"I'm Jesus babe...girl with no worries..married to God" or maybe "men are scum"

Concur with you bro.. *Chop Knuckle*

DanceVille:

Concur with you bro.. *Chop Knuckle*

Knockle chopped bro but make ur hand no break oo

Ok

makydebbie:


Well I'm glad you remembered what you 'hered.'

lmao

makydebbie:


Terribly wrong I don't do any of those things.

I'm actually friends with my exes. I just move on no time for stress.

hmmmmm

Twoclans:
Naaaaaaaa this is too much drama.
Every guy who is my ex is actually my friend.

Nice!

Jewessgratitude:


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