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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:12pm On Jan 09, 2020
Olamsoh:
grin
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Purpletee(f): 9:48pm On Jan 09, 2020
SmithRussell:
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.
that one na lie... Sniper doesn't work that way... If it's bleach, I'll believe, not sniper
#cheers

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:02pm On Jan 09, 2020
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.

Chai this is so bad...
Pls don't try this again...No life is worth taking
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2020
Got a call from my dad that my pastor said I came back home with a baby and he was just asking me if any girl is pregnant for me... I just told him no and ended the call
I sharply call my babe and ask her if she saw her last period immediately she picked without the normal how are u stuff, the next thing she will say is NO and YES at the same time...meh I also died that day en after hearing that first NO but thank God she later said YES and that she did not know when she even said NO base on the way I just asked her the question immediately she picked my call.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by lavylilly: 7:56am On Jan 10, 2020
SmithRussell:
This one na lie,,,, unless the man no dey alright undecided
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Purpletee(f): 8:24am On Jan 10, 2020
SmithRussell:
that one na lie... Sniper doesn't work that way... If it's bleach, I'll believe, not sniper
#cheers
Didn't wait to find out if it'll work,i just took the oil immediately sha
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 8:34am On Jan 10, 2020
undecided
Itzurboi:
I'm an alien.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Olamsoh: 8:36am On Jan 10, 2020
grin
SmithRussell:
Bros don't doubt these Edo people o.. if they say they can fly, they can actually fly cheesy
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by SmithRussell(m): 4:38pm On Jan 10, 2020
Purpletee:

Didn't wait to find out if it'll work,i just took the oil immediately sha
Na lie abeg... Have yhu ever inhaled petrol before? Yhu no go even know wetin be oil, it will be as if they poured pack of office pin inside

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Phreshmann12(m): 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2020
Well I don't know how to start a conversation with ladies.. But when the conversation does start I just say few words and that's it.. Seems like I don't even know how to talk
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jan 10, 2020
AryEmber:
I don't want children
not a story..


Hope you've got a large family and lots of friends mke loneliness nor kill you.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2020
I had sex before I finished primary school..


But I didn't insert anything.. But it felt like I did.

So therefore I'm still a virgin

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by TyroneP(m): 5:08pm On Apr 27, 2023
Step momma starved my younger brother and I for days. We had no option than to eat sand and the night before then, we were locked outside, we had to sleep while it was raining. I was 15, my brother was 12.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Meerahbel: 7:53am On May 08
grin
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Igbofirstson: 7:58am On May 08
fattprince:
Okay. After hearing people say I'm handsome which is true. 2 girls asked me out last year. I'm finding it hard to believe it myself reason why I didn't consent to them.
This is my first to comment like since I joined Nairaland 8 years ago. Hurrah. I dedicate this to God almighty my mum and siblings and my future love. Thank you
why are you suprise is a normal thing for my side

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Bouncing2(m): 3:42pm On May 08
In 2020, i got 24k in the exchange for my beautiful $110 dolls!!…

I was still a baby then!😨😓
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by placeofallure(f): 5:53pm On May 08
It was a dream. I was flying to everywhere and anywhere I wanted to go but I found out I wasn't landing well, like when a gymnast at the Olympics missed her legs. Then I questioned this still in the dream, then I flew again and my landing was much better, though not as perfect as I would've wanted it grin shocked

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Dahmayor(m): 6:02pm On May 08
When am sleeping am awake shocked
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Loverboi2cute(m): 9:00pm On May 08
As a kid then in Egan Igando, I followed some Yoruba kids (my playmates) & we attended a church in d neighbourhood

They were holding 7 days crusade
It's a Yoruba speaking church but they had Interpreter to English ; we attended just for d fun of it... to dance carefreely, to watch people demonstrate and fall under annointing

It was strange how my parents allowed me & my sisters to go in d company of neighborhood kids for d whole 7 days

Prior to dat period I was having hernia condition dat showcases occasionally... I was already billed for surgery to correct d hernia

So on a particular crusade day we were there as usual for sight seeing, a particular guest preacher said in Yoruba and d interpreter lady interpreted thus "there's a young boy here" (fear catch me, i could feel am d one he's talking to)
"....a young boy, experiencing pain here ***touches lower abdomen, but after today he won't see dat affliction anymore"

I use because of fear waka comot make him no single me out

Later on our way home I kept quiet in d midst of clattering kids

Got home, told my father what happened... He said "God has healed u naa"

Guess what, my father & mother followed us to d church d next day

Program came to an end

Guys guys guys guess what?

Since dat time till now dat am typing dis thing, I have never experienced hernia again, my scrotum ball has never for once swollen up again

Fear catch me those early days after d miracle, I said to my self dat GOD IS REAL
SAY POWER REALLY DAY

Sorry U may not believe, for those of U dat are strongly against magic in d church, but my scrotum usually swell up as a kid
My mum do pour ice water on it then
I use to follow my mum for scan then in mount Moriah hospital
I actually followed my dad to a big hospital in Teddy Town and we were billed heavy for d surgery... I was recommended diet

If these did not happen to me, I might not believe just like u

But bro, take it or leave it MIRACLE IS REAL

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by 100smile(m): 10:34pm On May 08
Omo!
@loverboi2cute

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Obierika(m): 10:13am On May 09
IamPlato:
I Can Fly

Witch spotted grin

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IyaTola: 4:53pm On May 09
wink
SmithRussell:
Yeah.. when naira still has value.. I exchanged dollar at 115Naira (black market) in '08..
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Fattprince23: 5:26am On May 10
TyroneP:
Step momma starved my younger brother and I for days. We had no option than to eat sand and the night before then, we were locked outside, we had to sleep while it was raining. I was 15, my brother was 12.
Bro how e dey go now. I doubt if step momma is still alive.
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by lavylilly: 4:29pm On May 17
wink
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IyaTola: 12:20pm On May 18
wink
IcraveLove:


There are so many people who have children because they believe it’s the right thing to do, or because of ticking body clocks.
We shouldn’t feel like we need to have children, just because society thinks we should.

I could give a bunch of rational reasons, but the truth is I have never possessed the desire to have children, infact I avoid them.
If you decide to have kids, that should be the first and foremost reason: that you really want them.
People still respond with “Ah, but that will change” which drives me absolutely crazy because it won't.

Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by EmperorCaesar(m): 12:34pm On May 18
IyaTola:
My girlfriend years ago wrote a quick thank you in a 200 Naira note for tip and months later that same bill ended up in my hands as change. I still have that bill because of the coincidence.

U be man? shocked

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by IyaTola: 12:46pm On May 18
EmperorCaesar:


U be man? shocked
Bisexual 😏
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by HeatSeeker(m): 12:53pm On May 18
EmperorCaesar:


U be man? shocked

Of course na. Who no know before?
Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by 3nity7: 4:25pm On May 18
TyroneP:
Step momma starved my younger brother and I for days. We had no option than to eat sand and the night before then, we were locked outside, we had to sleep while it was raining. I was 15, my brother was 12.
have never said or wrote this before but may God punish that woman. I would have said may her Children experience same, but the innocent children are not to bear the sins of the parents.

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Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by 3nity7: 4:32pm On May 18
Loverboi2cute:
As a kid then in Egan Igando, I followed some Yoruba kids (my playmates) & we attended a church in d neighbourhood

They were holding 7 days crusade
It's a Yoruba speaking church but they had Interpreter to English ; we attended just for d fun of it... to dance carefreely, to watch people demonstrate and fall under annointing

It was strange how my parents allowed me & my sisters to go in d company of neighborhood kids for d whole 7 days

Prior to dat period I was having hernia condition dat showcases occasionally... I was already billed for surgery to correct d hernia

So on a particular crusade day we were there as usual for sight seeing, a particular guest preacher said in Yoruba and d interpreter lady interpreted thus "there's a young boy here" (fear catch me, i could feel am d one he's talking to)
"....a young boy, experiencing pain here ***touches lower abdomen, but after today he won't see dat affliction anymore"

I use because of fear waka comot make him no single me out

Later on our way home I kept quiet in d midst of clattering kids

Got home, told my father what happened... He said "God has healed u naa"

Guess what, my father & mother followed us to d church d next day

Program came to an end

Guys guys guys guess what?

Since dat time till now dat am typing dis thing, I have never experienced hernia again, my scrotum ball has never for once swollen up again

Fear catch me those early days after d miracle, I said to my self dat GOD IS REAL
SAY POWER REALLY DAY

Sorry U may not believe, for those of U dat are strongly against magic in d church, but my scrotum usually swell up as a kid
My mum do pour ice water on it then
I use to follow my mum for scan then in mount Moriah hospital
I actually followed my dad to a big hospital in Teddy Town and we were billed heavy for d surgery... I was recommended diet

If these did not happen to me, I might not believe just like u

But bro, take it or leave it MIRACLE IS REAL
praise God, what a wonderful God. You received your miracle or healing through the operation of the gifts of healing, miracles, and word of knowledge. You didn't have to believe or not. That's why its good to let your Children attend church programs because you don't know which will change their lives.

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