vincentjk:
This can be annoying but the most annoying one to me is how I invited a girl I've been chatting on facebook with (we call ourselves besties) to my dad's burial last year, kept reminding her and she promised to come but on the burial day called and called but the number was switched off... She didn't even call back to say sorry or ask how the burial went

Since that day I locked up but I won't unfriend her, will leave her to be seeing my posts and know when I hit it real big

I think she's kinda scared due to the way I speak, some say my grammar too much for person ear

where is the grammar?

Auntyesther:
where is the grammar?

It's in my mouth

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

Nigerian girls are so used to this thrash. After I call about 3 times and you don't pick, I just forget about it and find other things to do. If she's someone that has done it before , I delete her phone number instantly just like one that disappointed me last month. Funniest thing was that that was the third time she was doing such .. like all the three different times she promised to come over, she didn't. The third time I deleted her number with annoyance. The most annoying part is that some of them won't even pick their calls and won't bother to call back.

Thegeneralqueen:
You inviting a girl over to your house just to eat the food you cooked but you want to take advantage of her so you can sleep with her isn't that false

Nah ! there is no false in inviting someone over for one thing n after exercising that, trying something else.
Every woman wants to feel attractive which alway av some element of sexuality in it ... women feel less wen men don't give them a worthwhile attention how much more she went thru stress of makeup, push up bra, padded ass pant & wasted 50% of her perfume jus to smell gud ... man cum dey use am play ps4 .. 95% ladies wil return home sad.

Mine happened once and it opened my eyes. Last two years, before my birthday, I invited my supposed girlfriend over to come spend the day with me. She was to come to my state and run her admission thingy and then return to her place, this girl came back and finished everything early and went back promising me she will be there on my bday, to my greatest surprise she didn't show up I called and she said she thought she told me she wouldn't make it. Las Las what she used to calm me down was "I love you" and I stopped being angry.

centboy123456:



bro u shouldn't have done that na

I deleted her number. She made me a fool

Funny thread! Guys have suffered o.

But you know,if y'all don't turn every visit to sex rendezvous ladies would trust and visit more often without you wasting time, efforts or money. But the Nigerian society is so fvcked up that it's a common belief that visiting a guy in his house equates to getting intimate with him. And you guys keep aren't doing any better. Lol.




Preshy561 come and read this.

MizCharlotte:
That's why guys should forget about these girls and focus more on money . When you have money and they know, na dem go dey disturb you say they wan visit you, sleep at your place etc. If you say you r not around or they can't come, them go even dey vex for you say so you are denying /avoiding them abi. I used to pursue one girl like that. She gave me all sorts of attitude and barely picks my calls. The moment she saw me driving out one day (it wasn't even my car ) , she gazed without saying anything. That night I got a strange call, it was her. She was like ehn so I forgot about her since all this days abi I couldn't even call her bla bla bla. After our lengthy discussion, she called again asking if she could come to my house the next day . Lol for my mind I was like nawa for women o. Money answereth all things.

There is a correlation between women and money

Ariza:
Funny thread! Guys have suffered o.

But you know,if y'all don't turn every visit to sex rendezvous ladies would trust and visit more often without you wasting time, efforts or money. But the Nigerian society is so fvcked up that it's a common belief that visiting a guy in his house equates to getting intimate with him. And you guys keep aren't doing any better. Lol.




Preshy561 come and read this.

Lol. I couldn't stop laughing at the comments.
That's the impression they've created for themselves and they aren't stopping anytime soon.

My ex then, on Valentine called authoritatively that I should come let's spend the Valentine together that he's been waiting for me, haha.
One of my friends that hated him with passion, took me to crusade titled, Valentine with the holy spirit . I then told him not to bother cos I'm valentining with holy spirit, he was mad and furious, thought I would come and apologise to him, me that broke up with him few months ago before the Valentine.
What was funny to me was how he spoke authoritatively, as per my bf, he didn't know I've relegated him to ex.
Some Men are funny.

Auntyesther:
where is the grammar?

honestly I had to check his previous posts... Dude is a clown. Which grammar abeg

vincentjk:

It's in my mouth

i for say kwanu

Thegeneralqueen:
You inviting a girl over to your house just to eat the food you cooked but you want to take advantage of her so you can sleep with her isn't that false

Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

vincentjk:


You won't often cook

Then when we have like 3kids we'll have to be taking them to eateries for dinner/launch/breakfast when you don't feel like cooking!


Then my people will say you've jazzed me

Preshy561:

Lol. I couldn't stop laughing at the comments.
That's the impression they've created for themselves and they aren't stopping anytime soon.

My ex then, on Valentine called authoritatively that I should come let's spend the Valentine together that he's been waiting for me, haha.
One of my friends that hated him with passion, took me to crusade titled, Valentine with the holy spirit . I then told him not to bother cos I'm valentining with holy spirit, he was mad and furious, thought I would come and apologise to him, me that broke up with him few months ago before the Valentine.
What was funny to me was how he spoke authoritatively, as per my bf, he didn't know I've relegated him to ex.
Some Men are funny.

Lol ! Really funny comments! Especially that uniport guy who ate school pawpaw for the rest of a semester after using his allowance to prepare food for a lady who never came. such a great loss! Pussy him no Bleep, Allowance him no get! His case mad oh! .

Guys and their entitlement issues, they believe once you say yes to their proposals, dates requests or sometimes friendship they own you and your body already.The way they act you begin to wonder what will happen if they get to pay the bride price Funny beings! Imagine person wey Dem don dismiss for Barack come dey form Commander in Chief . Babe you wicked ooo, I just dey imagine the kind mock you and your friend go use the guy make. I can relate to that. and ladies jest making can be interesting


But seriously these guys need to change and do better, if they realize how much pains and unnecessary spendings their "I must chop" attitude put them through, they would know better than to worship something they will get tired of when the time comes.A wife would offer them much more and longer than a girlfriend would without sacrifing much self. Guys should wise up jare!

Ariza:

Lol ! Really funny comments! Especially that uniport guy who ate school pawpaw for the rest of a semester after using his allowance to prepare food for a lady who never came. such a great loss! Pussy him no Bleep, Allowance him no get! His case mad oh! .

Guys and their entitlement issues, they believe once you say yes to their proposals, dates requests or sometimes friendship they own you and your body already.The way they act you begin to wonder what will happen if they get to pay the bride price Funny beings! Imagine person wey Dem don dismiss for Barack come dey form Commander in Chief . Babe you wicked ooo, I just dey imagine the kind mock you and your friend go use the guy make. I can relate to that. and ladies jest making can be interesting


But seriously these guys need to change and do better, if the realize how much pains and unnecessary spendings thier "I must chop" attitude put them through, they would know better than to worship something they will get tired of when the time comes.A wife would offer them much more and longer than a girlfriend would without sacrifing much self. Guys should wise up jare!

Lol. I tell You, the entitlement nobi here.
Yes o, we laughed so tey, our belly begin turn us.
@EMBOLDENED, They will never listen o.
For their mind, they are being smart and manipulative. Hehe, make we siddon deh look.

Thegeneralqueen:
Cooking is stressful


I hate to cook it's not my hobby

Make sure you save this quote because we will remind you one day. Don't complain when you husband refuse to come home after work

MizzPhoney:


Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened.[/b] Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't. [b]

Sums it up. No ifs and buts.

Preshy561:

Lol. I tell You, the entitlement nobi here.
Yes o, we laughed so tey, our belly begin turn us.
@EMBOLDENED, They will never listen o.
For their mind, they are being smart and manipulative. Hehe, make we siddon deh look.

And their red pills brothers no go talk matter for where matter dey, those ones nah wrong direction them train dey always go Let them keep being smart and manipulative pussy hustlers .Last last them go still use money carry woman for house and I go come dey wonder who lose?

Na to siddon dey watch sure pass o.

victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

For your mind, you just kan dey form exotic and nice restaurant on the island. Lols!!!

Just say you don't fancy the guy, that's all. On a normal day, u go hang leg aswear down.

konvict0111:
For your mind, you just kan dey form exotic and nice restaurant on the island. Lols!!!

Just say you don't fancy the guy, that's all. On a normal day, u go hang leg aswear down.

I'm not forming exotic anything. I have taste Biko.

No be only hang leg, na hanger u for talk.

SeverusSnape:
I've been there, I know how it feels.

Sometimes, I will just text her out of anger "please don't come again, I'm going out, Thanks". She will start calling, time for me to do my own Shakara.

Lol

MizCharlotte:
That's why guys should forget about these girls and focus more on money . When you have money and they know, na dem go dey disturb you say they wan visit you, sleep at your place etc. If you say you r not around or they can't come, them go even dey vex for you say so you are denying /avoiding them abi. I used to pursue one girl like that. She gave me all sorts of attitude and barely picks my calls. The moment she saw me driving out one day (it wasn't even my car ) , she gazed without saying anything. That night I got a strange call, it was her. She was like ehn so I forgot about her since all this days abi I couldn't even call her bla bla bla. After our lengthy discussion, she called again asking if she could come to my house the next day . Lol for my mind I was like nawa for women o. Money answereth all things.

Alaye awo ma sun lebi ni in my Pasuma's voice .. you will sleep with hunger

I do this a lot with my friends. I too dey change mind.

That's what O.Gs call "IS COMING BABA"

Hmmm na whala...but Las Las na anoda person go still Bleep m

MizCharlotte:
That's why guys should forget about these girls and focus more on money . When you have money and they know, na dem go dey disturb you say they wan visit you, sleep at your place etc. If you say you r not around or they can't come, them go even dey vex for you say so you are denying /avoiding them abi. I used to pursue one girl like that. She gave me all sorts of attitude and barely picks my calls. The moment she saw me driving out one day (it wasn't even my car ) , she gazed without saying anything. That night I got a strange call, it was her. She was like ehn so I forgot about her since all this days abi I couldn't even call her bla bla bla. After our lengthy discussion, she called again asking if she could come to my house the next day . Lol for my mind I was like nawa for women o. Money answereth all things.

Dont tell me you no bless that puna ...

victorian:









I'm not forming exotic anything. I have taste Biko.

No be only hang leg, na hanger u for talk.

Nah so you go talk, but true, true, you wan talk say you never find man go house go receiving anointing.

No try form levels here o! Nah market all of us kan sell for this forum. Lols!!!!

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

This one be abolowo shey kumakuma...
eatery kor... bakery ni.

no just waste your time. press control D for her matter.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Then start playing Amaka disappoint you By 2face