Why u na dey vex.?
Na blessing in disguise,
At list she makes u to clean ur dirty room and toilet.
If not for her, ur room and toilet will remain dirty.
Instead of u to thank her, lazy youth

westkid001:
Hmmm na whala...but Las Las na anoda person go still Bleep m

5 million no problem after all these is love � in sharing

Isoduwa:



5 million no problem after all these is love � in sharing

Abi na

MizzPhoney:


Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened. Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't.

Will you have me in mind for this weekend?
Location is Abuja

NihiIist:

it even got to a stage I slept off on my couch thinking I could use that opportunity to take a quick nap and she might just show up later. I woke up past 5 I just enter kitchen chop food I had prepared down for her jare. I gave up already. Or she thinks she's doing me lol

I don burst laugh here oo ... Who's she doing then?
Lol.. Boss I know say the thing pain you, but just eat your food jeje forget her.

Na the way oooooh

konvict0111:
Nah so you go talk, but true, true, you wan talk say you never find man go house go receiving anointing.

No try form levels here o! Nah market all of us kan sell for this forum. Lols!!!!

It's not about forming levels.

But dating get grade.


Anyways I'm not selling that kind of market.

My market different mbok!

kingslj:


Had that experience in those days in Uniport.Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her.She never came .Spent the rest of the semester eatiing pawpaw growing around the campus.

lolz

NihiIist:

You ladies are actually used to this thing.. she's not the first to do it to me. It doesn't just make sense at all.

She know say u wan nack na...lashing man

SeverusSnape:
I've been there, I know how it feels.

Sometimes, I will just text her out of anger "please don't come again, I'm going out, Thanks". She will start calling, time for me to do my own Shakara.

LMAO

But it's not wickedness at least your room is clean

Ariza:
Funny thread! Guys have suffered o.

But you know,if y'all don't turn every visit to sex rendezvous ladies would trust and visit more often without you wasting time, efforts or money. But the Nigerian society is so fvcked up that it's a common belief that visiting a guy in his house equates to getting intimate with him. And you guys keep aren't doing any better. Lol.




Preshy561 come and read this.

The funny of it all, if the babe reach our side without being grinded like dry pepper nah the same girl go call person "Mumu guy wey no sabi"

I once invited a babe for my villa based on platonic visitation after her arrival I still stick to my decision I even took her to my room for gist without any form of penetration nor smooching.

Before she left that same day I took her to chicken republic to catch some cruise and we departed from there.
I later invited her again to my greatest surprise she told me wetin she wan come do and end the convo with I be omo ase.

I discussed the issue with both males and females they ended up saying she wan con Bleep but I bleeped up.

Till date the girl still dey run away for me i swear....

Wetin una u pple want self?

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

...so she can eat his money without earning it eekwa?
Relationship is like business transaction, you can't take without giving.

atleast she make you clean your room

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peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

You will go to the highest bidder abi?Thank God na Dem dey rush me.The sweetest thing that can happen to any man is money and more money.

MizzPhoney:


Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened. Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't.

vincentjk:


How will the heat of the fire damage your skin my dear, abi you cook with firewood??

I also make enticing dishes too, most times my friends think I go out and buy a well prepared food then present it to them in a garnished way. Esp female friends


Cooking is a thing of fun

Don't mind those lazy slay bones. No be say dem get something wey person fit use replace the inability to cook sef

She didn't show up b/c she probably did not trust you enough. Guessing from your preparation I tink she made the right move.

Joor ma quote mi o, mo fi Oluwa be yin (no quote mi abeg)

kingslj:


Had that experience in those days in Uniport.Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her.She never came .Spent the rest of the semester eatiing pawpaw growing around the campus.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Hehe bro. I don't understand how or why u take women so serious. If she dosnt come, no big deal. What do u expect from scheming and lying women. Its just another day and another woman. Hehe its damn right hilarious at this point. Dude this are just fvcking women.

pek:
A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

Same thing I was wondering.
If I was the girl, I would run too. Dating get grade o

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

I had a pretty tough time reading this your write up, no comma, no full stop. Try to punctuate your write up next time so that lazy youths like us won't have a tough time reading it.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

So because she's not coming can't you keep your house clea

pek:
A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

First of all, na opera mini e use type this. Opera mini wey no go school to dey Sabi use capital letter. Secondly e do ma fas gas, with small vex. Thirdly, abeg sleep dey catch me

BecaciaBarbie:
Maybe that unprotected sex would have led to pregnancy and you’d have come here seeking for help.

Did he tell you he doesn't have a condom?

At least you still tidy your house. You gain something.

Only side chick play such game.

K00da:
She didn't show up b/c she probably did not trust you enough. Guessing from your preparation I tink she made the right move.

Joor ma quote mi o, mo fi Oluwa be yin (no quote mi abeg)

Am guessing she will be trusting him when he is giving her money and buying her things thou. All these type of people, I will be writing your usernames down so that when wordwar finally starts, I ll trace your I. P and get rid of you so that there will be enough oxygen for the rest of us.

Holywizard:
do u know that I was so konjified yesterday, and I controlled a young beautiful Tiv babe like that right in the morning.
Do u know that the babe agreed to come by 2pm?
I called by 2.30pm and the fool told me to give her some mins to dress up.
3.30pm I didn't still hear from her and I called her.
Could u imagine that de mad fool changed her tone just to tell me that she feel sick instantly.
I couldn't allow finish her statement and I ended the call, deleted and unfriend her on Facebook.

How do you guys just meet someone, invite them to your house and expect sex? that is disrespectful
If you want a hookup, why not pay a LovePeddler for sex.

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

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iCauseTrouble:

Will you have me in mind for this weekend?
Location is Abuja

Yep monkeysimpanzee located.

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

Lol.