Ladycewhy:
i knew it was a guy behind this moniker,lol.


If you want to pay for sex then can we scrap relationships so everyone will know its a trade by barter? Cos all this crap about "chop money" is over played.

KingAzubuike:

I'm not a guy, I'm a woman and that doesn't mean I shouldn't say the truth

iCauseTrouble:

Hehehe. If you don't know Victorian on nairaland, its either you are new or you don't have money to pay for her service

Preshy561:

Lol. I couldn't stop laughing at the comments.
That's the impression they've created for themselves and they aren't stopping anytime soon.

My ex then, on Valentine called authoritatively that I should come let's spend the Valentine together that he's been waiting for me, haha.
One of my friends that hated him with passion, took me to crusade titled, Valentine with the holy spirit . I then told him not to bother cos I'm valentining with holy spirit, he was mad and furious, thought I would come and apologise to him, me that broke up with him few months ago before the Valentine.
What was funny to me was how he spoke authoritatively, as per my bf, he didn't know I've relegated him to ex.
Some Men are funny.

victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

Kingjags:
O boy, the one wey pain me back in the days nah when this girl dn promise me say she they come, wey me I dn go carry Tramadol use( that was actually my first and the last time) Omo nah so the girl talk say her mama wan send her message and she no fit me met up. Omo nah only die I no die that day

Thegeneralqueen:
When we get married then I'll learn to adapt to your lifestyle but i won't cook often just have this in mind......Like I said earlier cooking is stressful

victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

NewDelhi:
Girls like this I don't waste time in deleting their number. ....Even if I see am for street or anywhere I go just bone like say I don't even know her.... No time for bullshìt. I see it as an act of disrespect, if you couldn't make it any longer you could have just picked my call and tell me. Deciding not to pick my call or switching off your phone doesn't make sense at all. ....

Akinbahm:


The funny of it all, if the babe reach our side without being grinded like dry pepper nah the same girl go call person "Mumu guy wey no sabi"

I once invited a babe for my villa based on platonic visitation after her arrival I still stick to my decision I even took her to my room for gist without any form of penetration nor smooching.

Before she left that same day I took her to chicken republic to catch some cruise and we departed from there.
I later I invited her again to my greatest surprise she told me wetin she wan come do and end the convo with I be omo ase.

I discussed the issue with both male and female they end up saying she wan con Bleep but I bleeped up.

Till date the girl still dey run away for me i swear....

Wetin una u pple want self?

konvict0111:
Ehen! Oya ja mi si nah. How much she dey collect?

Hope she's sweet in the middle share.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

TheRedpillguy:

All girls are whores,but paying one upfront is wise. If you stay in abuja u can order online. Str8t up no BS. Sex is always better then this lazy ho's

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

NewDelhi:
Girls like this I don't waste time in deleting their number. ....Even if I see am for street or anywhere I go just bone like say I don't even know her.... No time for bullshìt. I see it as an act of disrespect, if you couldn't make it any longer you could have just picked my call and tell me. Deciding not to pick my call or switching off your phone doesn't make sense at all. ....

NihiIist:

Grow up kid, no wonder a 2 year old child is beefing you.

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

colestephan86:

But seriously una like Congo for this thread o.
See as likes scatter everywhere
1300+ likes
200+
300+
150+
Na wa o.
Congo boys , I hail o!

Akinbahm:


The funny of it all, if the babe reach our side without being grinded like dry pepper nah the same girl go call person "Mumu guy wey no sabi"

I once invited a babe for my villa based on platonic visitation after her arrival I still stick to my decision I even took her to my room for gist without any form of penetration nor smooching.

Before she left that same day I took her to chicken republic to catch some cruise and we departed from there.
I later I invited her again to my greatest surprise she told me wetin she wan come do and end the convo with I be omo ase.

I discussed the issue with both male and female they end up saying she wan con Bleep but I bleeped up.

Till date the girl still dey run away for me i swear....

Wetin una u pple want self?