idonhammer:
You will go to the highest bidder abi?Thank God na Dem dey rush me.The sweetest thing that can happen to any man is money and more money.

Highest Bidder? Dude, did you read what I wrote at all? If a lady loves or likes you as the case may be, nothing will stop her from respecting and explaining to you the reason behind her behaviour. That is what I am saying. Besides, what do you then gain by being loved for the money? When all the money is no more, will you still be loved by the ladies who "rush" you right now? You need to give yourself more worth other than the coins in your purse.
For the ladies it is imperative to be resourceful, decisive and not allow yourself to be seen as a gold digger when the supposed gold is even gold dust.

iCauseTrouble:

Will you have me in mind for this weekend?
Location is Abuja

Unfortunately not. I'm not available at the moment. Thanks for the invite.

ericsmith:






All these fronting applies @the tew early stage or when the gurl is really not into d guy .... for instance i met lilmissfavy online we got talkin, then we've had dates @ different public places.....why can't i invite her over to know my place,even if my interior motive is 99.9% sex how is it wrong especially when she has mouth to say NO. most of the gurls here are either immature or just hypocrites, suddenly you all are sounding like you naa no dey visit us. most gurls are not even sure of themselves when it comes to saying NO. i respect a standing NO n i know one when i hear it, most mature guys do.

That we have gone on dates is no ticket to sex , we have to talk about it,even with an ashawo ,you still have terms and conditions even if you are paying for it. I don't know about other people o,but i dont do "accidental sex" where it just happens which is why i feels its childish for a guy to use "come to my house " trick to have sex. Be a man and make your intentions known and i will tell you if we have gotten to that level or not. Like i said ,maybe i am just different unlike some people that can meet someone that day and have sex that same day even without condom . una well done o.

Akinbahm:


The funny of it all, if the babe reach our side without being grinded like dry pepper nah the same girl go call person "Mumu guy wey no sabi"

I once invited a babe for my villa based on platonic visitation after her arrival I still stick to my decision I even took her to my room for gist without any form of penetration nor smooching.

Before she left that same day I took her to chicken republic to catch some cruise and we departed from there.
I later I invited her again to my greatest surprise she told me wetin she wan come do and end the convo with I be omo ase.

I discussed the issue with both male and female they end up saying she wan con Bleep but I bleeped up.

Till date the girl still dey run away for me i swear....

Wetin una u pple want self?

Girls sha. Confused lots

Naija babes i hail oo. Dis thing u are doing 2 guys. Remember there is God ooo

cococandy:
Why should she come visit? When everyone expects her to be raped when she visits a man?

Your default reasoning state is idiotic

Defamation of what? Which character olosho get abeg?
I know you know me very well as you used to be my customer back then.
No come here dey form say u no know me.
No allow me open reason ur case this morning o
You may not be able to pack your shit if I finish with you

victorian:








Believe him at your peril and try shiiit.

Na jail both of you will see yourselves in defamation of my character.

You and Icausetrouble will realise its not every lady u see online, u term olosho.

Awon Ode Oshi!

Useless morafuckas! Nonsense!

Ekpa!

At least you have cleaned your room and washed your toilet......compensate yourself with that one

No vex bro. I go free her but make she no cross my lane o

Auntyesther:
No dey shake this table laidis nah! my alomo bitter wey i don mix hollandia yoghurt dey on top am shuu

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

How will she come when you didn't mention cooking or food in your preparation?!

Ladycewhy:
i knew it was a guy behind this moniker,lol.


If you want to pay for sex then can we scrap relationships so everyone will know its a trade by barter? Cos all this crap about "chop money" is over played.

I rather be paying for sex than go into relationship,what is relationship!

iCauseTrouble:
No vex bro. I go free her but make she no cross my lane o

Uncle ayam not a man!

Holywizard:
It happened to me yesterday.
Guess what...I deleted her number that same yesterday

Na job you need not woman.

Auntyesther:
Uncle ayam not a man!

No vex still

iCauseTrouble:
Defamation of what? Which character olosho get abeg?
I know you know me very well as you used to be my customer back then.
No come here dey form say u no know me.
No allow me open reason ur case this morning o
You may not be able to pack your shit if I finish with you

Lalasticala, please do the needful.
One of the rules and regulations of nairaland, Section 8.

Defamation of character and false information on my person.

Moderators, do the needful. Thank you.

Same thing happened to me, she told me she was coming I sent her my address for my mind I want fucck. I cleaned my room sprayed air freshener and arranged my bed naso I wait she no show later that evening she come call me say she dey come naso I tell am say I no dey house no time for nonsense

victorian:








Believe him at your peril and try shiiit.

Na jail both of you will see yourselves in defamation of my character.

You and Icausetrouble will realise its not every lady u see online, u term olosho.

Awon Ode Oshi!

Useless morafuckas! Nonsense!

Ekpa!

vicky dear, what if d guy comes out straight 2 u when he says he wants 2 fork u. will u still go to his house?

You get problem with puntuaction mark?

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

josh123:
Same thing happened to me, she told me she was coming I sent her my address for my mind I want fucck. I cleaned my room sprayed air freshener and arranged my bed naso I wait she no show later that evening she come call me say she dey come naso I tell am say I no dey house no time for nonsense

baba, i feel u

ThreeBlackBird:


I visited a girl for the weekend in her school. We've always talked about sex and I've always made her know how much I'll scatter her azz when I eventually visit her in school. We got intimate and hot and it was time to penetrate. I told her I was going to pick a condom in my bag and she said NO. Bro, na so I weak, lock up and looked away. I slept next to her there that cold night without touching her. She said she doesn't want her body count to increase since I wasn't dating her, though we dated in the past but I didn't take her seriously.

Guess what! The next morning, she told me, "gentleman! Be doing gentleman!" I was shocked. Shey this babe want make i rape am ni or what kind of fuckery was that? Later that morning, I broke the news to her that I was leaving. She objected but couldn't stop me, I had decided already.

Later that year, Dakolo and Fatoyinbo's case was everywhere. I was grateful to myself and God who made me a gentleman. She or anyone else on the surface of the planet cannot allege me of forced sex.

if you see person way mumu pass u carry am go court!

victorian:








Believe him at your peril and try shiiit.

Na jail both of you will see yourselves in defamation of my character.

You and Icausetrouble will realise its not every lady u see online, u term olosho.

Awon Ode Oshi!

Useless morafuckas! Nonsense!

Ekpa!

Shuo!!! Nah so your vex dey be? Nah wah o, e be like say you go get hot temper small.

We never talk matter reach anywhere, you don begin dey threaten person with jail? Abeg no vex o, nah joke we dey

Unless you are trying to be mischievous, no one called you an olosho, you are the one forcing down that narrative on yourself.

Its only in naija a lady wood collect tfare n still wood not show up. Ladies Y

konvict0111:
Shuo!!! Nah so your vex dey be? Nah wah o, e be like say you go get hot temper small.

We never talk matter reach anywhere, you don begin dey threaten person with jail? Abeg no vex o, nah joke we dey

Unless you are trying to be mischievous, no one called you an olosho, you are the one forcing down that narrative on yourself.

Jail my foot She be Buhari daughter? Maybe nairaland jail

Ariza:
And their red pills brothers no go talk matter for where matter dey, those ones nah wrong direction them train dey always go Let them keep being smart and manipulative pussy hustlers .Last last them go still use money carry woman for house and I go come dey wonder who lose?

Na to siddon dey watch sure pass o.

lolz! Women funny eh! After all these talk na u go still spread legs for one idiot to fu*ck Toto. Women enh just smh. Una funny die. Cos u no go tell me say one useless idiot wer no get single plan to marry u as a wife never do u de do b4 and u go still spread legs again for another yet to come idiot . No vex o. Its just a play

iCauseTrouble:

Jail my foot She be Buhari daughter? Maybe nairaland jail

Brother, the matter sef get as e be.

Babe nor just get joy at all

Yeesh:

Girls sha. Confused lots

If the guy made an attempt ,u will hear what do u take me for ?
If he doesn't make an attempt u will hear ,u na man self just like the said lady

Me I don't fuvk up ,,I go always make attempt ,it is better u tell me no ,than I just let u Waka comot ,,,then u say trash behind my back

Instead go tell ur friends my magic stick is fully active ,that makes me a man

tammyf:


If I were ......not if I was .....

Thank you. At least you were able to understand the comment well enough to correct me.

pek:
A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

. Funny you

MizzPhoney:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Look on the bright side bro!!! You cleaned your house

I love ur answer lol

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

E pain am

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Written by a Nigerian graduate.