omotowo2:


Those ones are bastards and mad. Imagine, three months ago ,I applied for a loan of #5000 a and I was to wait for approval. All of a sudden, they just called me to ask of they can contact my guarantor first before they disburse the loan. I was like eh ,on top the 5k loan that I will even pay like double and you still want to call guarantor,it is like you guys are mad. I don't need your loan. Go and die.. Lmao

ItuExchange:
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MartinsD12:

Which loan app is that

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl

nedekid:

Paylater. Now called carbon.
They declined me 10k twice before giving me. As I paid they increased the credit mad available to me.

MartinsD12:

Wise decision taking that loan you end up enriching them they are not helping anyone with their outrageous loan interest

omotowo2:


Baddest. You sharp.

Make I tell you my own story.

There was a day I stumbled on a job on nairaland. They advertised they need an accountant with experience. Okay, I sent a message to the no. So, I was asked to come for an interview and test at ijaiye bus stop along sango road.

Mhen,when I got to the bus stop, the lady I have been calling said I should wait in a bus stop that someone will come and pick me not knowing she was the one that came herself. When I got there, I was ushered into a very dirty hall and then'hall was full of dust with a lot of people with pen and paper. None was smiling. Boom, a guy came to address me and he was asking me why do I need a job, haba u dey craze?That was when it dawned on me that these are GLND people. I composed myself and tell the guy that as he can see, I have a transfer schedule I needed to do for my company suppliers account and cheques to pay in into my company account. I excused myself because then, I was angry because I came all the way from a far place. This time, the bench I sat on have really stained my trouser and the dusts have covered my shoe. I let him know I am an accountant.

To cut the story short, when I was inside bus going to the bank to do the official work I had at hand. My mind told me to call that lady and swear for her but the other part told me, take this girl as friend and bleep her and come here on nairaland to warn job seekers about that contact and company .

I did as my mind instructed, I texted the girl to give me her whatsapp no .i didn't even show in my message that I was angry. She replied in the night. And from there, I started the normal stuff and i arranged a date with her..

We met at abule egba Mr Bigg's sometimes ago.

Make a no lie, a still dey Bleep the girl but when I am done with her, I will free her and let her know I just take a revenge of the nonsense she tried with me.

Na just two fuc.k remain make I fu.. Ck her
.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl

omotowo2:


Baddest. You sharp.

Make I tell you my own story.

There was a day I stumbled on a job on nairaland. They advertised they need an accountant with experience. Okay, I sent a message to the no. So, I was asked to come for an interview and test at ijaiye bus stop along sango road.

Mhen,when I got to the bus stop, the lady I have been calling said I should wait in a bus stop that someone will come and pick me not knowing she was the one that came herself. When I got there, I was ushered into a very dirty hall and then'hall was full of dust with a lot of people with pen and paper. None was smiling. Boom, a guy came to address me and he was asking me why do I need a job, haba u dey craze?That was when it dawned on me that these are GLND people. I composed myself and tell the guy that as he can see, I have a transfer schedule I needed to do for my company suppliers account and cheques to pay in into my company account. I excused myself because then, I was angry because I came all the way from a far place. This time, the bench I sat on have really stained my trouser and the dusts have covered my shoe. I let him know I am an accountant.

To cut the story short, when I was inside bus going to the bank to do the official work I had at hand. My mind told me to call that lady and swear for her but the other part told me, take this girl as friend and bleep her and come here on nairaland to warn job seekers about that contact and company .

I did as my mind instructed, I texted the girl to give me her whatsapp no .i didn't even show in my message that I was angry. She replied in the night. And from there, I started the normal stuff and i arranged a date with her..

We met at abule egba Mr Bigg's sometimes ago.

Make a no lie, a still dey Bleep the girl but when I am done with her, I will free her and let her know I just take a revenge of the nonsense she tried with me.

Na just two fuc.k remain make I fu.. Ck her
.

MartinsD12:

I hope their interest is fair enough

nedekid:

The 14 day loan was the one I took twice.
That was from quickcash. Don't know what they are called now.
See they inform you that it is not for business etc. It's is that you have money but you cannot have acess to cash immediately. You then take their money and return asap. Naija folks would not read the terms but just take. Ofcouse it is easy to collect but to pay, walala.
See if I take 100k from paylater for 6 months etc to buy something. I first take to money to my business and restock. I turn the money over serval times before removing to buy whatever. Or use the loan to stock up and then from my sales, pay the monthly payment.
Other will take the money and pay rent, drink beer, buy TV etc with no plans of cash flow to repay.

nedekid:

The interest is high, but considering the risk the companies are taking, it's not too bad. After all it is almost impossible to get loan from banks.
On 100k loan for 6month, paid 21666 p/m.
Ie 5k as interest p/m for 6 months which comes to 30k interest in all.
If you have business you are "Already" into, you should have no problem making payments.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl

MartinsD12:

100k for 6 months is good for business but the issue is those loan apps offering 15 days or 30 days that's wickedness

omotowo2:


Baddest. You sharp.

Make I tell you my own story.

There was a day I stumbled on a job on nairaland. They advertised they need an accountant with experience. Okay, I sent a message to the no. So, I was asked to come for an interview and test at ijaiye bus stop along sango road.

Mhen,when I got to the bus stop, the lady I have been calling said I should wait in a bus stop that someone will come and pick me not knowing she was the one that came herself. When I got there, I was ushered into a very dirty hall and then'hall was full of dust with a lot of people with pen and paper. None was smiling. Boom, a guy came to address me and he was asking me why do I need a job, haba u dey craze?That was when it dawned on me that these are GLND people. I composed myself and tell the guy that as he can see, I have a transfer schedule I needed to do for my company suppliers account and cheques to pay in into my company account. I excused myself because then, I was angry because I came all the way from a far place. This time, the bench I sat on have really stained my trouser and the dusts have covered my shoe. I let him know I am an accountant.

To cut the story short, when I was inside bus going to the bank to do the official work I had at hand. My mind told me to call that lady and swear for her but the other part told me, take this girl as friend and bleep her and come here on nairaland to warn job seekers about that contact and company .

I did as my mind instructed, I texted the girl to give me her whatsapp no .i didn't even show in my message that I was angry. She replied in the night. And from there, I started the normal stuff and i arranged a date with her..

We met at abule egba Mr Bigg's sometimes ago.

Make a no lie, a still dey Bleep the girl but when I am done with her, I will free her and let her know I just take a revenge of the nonsense she tried with me.

Na just two fuc.k remain make I fu.. Ck her
.

masterP042:
U know say this country dey cursed, they no like better thing, nothing works at all.

Imagine this good opay that is working well, that eliminates excess transfer charges and hidden charges, with good interest too. Na him Nigerians/banks wan use rumor and bad belle spoil.

Those complaining about loans, were u forced to take the loan? Nonsense and buhari

MartinsD12:

OK it's nice once one has a good business that gives good returns taking such loans could be beneficial

nedekid:

Those app that offer for short periods tell you it is not for business but emergencies.
I used them 2ce or so. It solved my problem then. I then stopped.

Queenyprinxex:
So Opera is the owner of Opay?

mascot87:
Sokoloan should be number one to be banned. Those guys are bastards

Update: Please let us continue to report that Sokoloan app on play store till they ban them completely

HQuadreal:
Try "Ca*bon" best loan app and thank me later.

Cheers!

WIZGUY69:
Don't mind them.
All Nigeria Loan platform should be banned! Including Banks.
We're too wicked in this country.
You claim to be helping someone by offering loan, but at the end, they will apply for larger loans elsewhere to pay you back.

ericmor:


The worst right now is that kwickcash now migos. Imagine u get a loan of 38k to pay back 46k and just because you didn’t pay after 30days they just add 11500k. What kind of nonsense is that, someone didn’t have money and decided to borrow just for u to come n collect double of the loan. Those loan people are just exploiting people

mascot87:
Sokoloan should be number one to be banned. Those guys are bastards

Update: Please let us continue to report that Sokoloan app on play store till they ban them completely

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl