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What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 11:02am On Jan 11, 2020
It happened one day while we were in church i'd asked my friend 2 lend me #100 to put offering(i had #1000note with me)only for him to tell me he was too ashamed to bring #100 out because there's a babe beside him.dat was d last time we attended church 2geda

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by popsy2(m): 11:06am On Jan 11, 2020
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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by themaestro08(m): 11:21am On Jan 11, 2020
Learn to type words in full and proper manner.
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 11, 2020
Uncle who has been promising me funds finally called me and said I should send my account number, I speedily did. I woke up later that day and went to the bank after a good dream of my budgetting the money cos he assured me I'd get the alert.., only for him to call later and say I didn't send the bank name. In the sun, I sent it.. Waited in the ATM queue (in case alert comes). It reached my turn, I pretended to answer a call and left only to return later to rejoin (from last). Did this shit like three times.
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Three hours, nothing. I got red and headed back home. Dude called and started telling me to give him time (like from next month) that nobody could go to the bank for him and he was tired.
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E get why. E get why I stopped accepting free money from people. E get why.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by DonFreshmoney(m): 11:33am On Jan 11, 2020
I dont borrow money from people instead people meet m for money.

Borrowing money reduces your reps instantly, I guard my reputation and image jealously

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by ekehopp: 7:16am On Jan 22, 2020
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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Kobicove(m): 7:50am On Jan 22, 2020
favoryte33:
It happened one day while we were in church i'd asked my friend 2 lend me #100 to put offering(i had #1000note with me)only for him to tell me he was too ashamed to bring #100 out because there's a babe beside him.dat was d last time we attended church 2geda

Why would you even ask someone to lend you money to make an offering in church.

Your excuse of not having any change is untenable! undecided
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by vanida6: 8:10am On Jan 22, 2020
wen I go to her pls lend me money she come tell me dat she's in her period anytime she fit go hospital go do text cheesy abeg wetin come concern me wit ur period nah.


if u wan text human abeg go to him/her say may den lend u money nah dat day u go hear type by type story lolx.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 8:49am On Jan 22, 2020
See how I'm just laughing at peoples responses. Na wa o. Money matters.


Mine is if I want to ward off a guy that is pestering my life, I'll just ask him to send me cash.
So I did it to one guy. he doesn't allow me to rest. At a point I was afraid to even turn on my data cos his messages will just be Popping up on my screen.

So I said let me employ that method.
I told him to send me cash, bros didn't chat me again for like 3days which actually felt like a lifetime considering how he normally does. Only for him to come back and say phone went off and he didnt even mention the money part again even though the message showed seen grin
At least the disturbance has stopped now.
Phew! Money matters.
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by AfroKnight: 1:16pm On Jan 22, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
See how I'm just laughing at peoples responses. Na wa o. Money matters.


Mine is if I want to ward off a guy that is pestering my life, I'll just ask him to send me cash.
So I did it to one guy. he doesn't allow me to rest. At a point I was afraid to even turn on my data cos his messages will just be Popping up on my screen.

So I said let me employ that method.
I told him to send me cash, bros didn't chat me again for like 3days which actually felt like a lifetime considering how he normally does. Only for him to come back and say phone went off and he didnt even mention the money part again even though the message showed seen grin
At least the disturbance has stopped now.
Phew! Money matters.



Broke girls strategy. A big girl would not even joke with this hungry strategy. We both know you would have collected the money if he gave you.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jan 22, 2020
AfroKnight:




Broke girls strategy. A big girl would not even joke with this hungry strategy. We both know you would have collected the money if he gave you.

Lols....no oo...I wouldn't have collected the money, I would have sent it to you to baf up so that at least one girl go gree for you.

All these Nairaland guys who cant even get a decent girl to date them because they are dead broke be calling girls broke.
Grandpa Nairaland.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by AfroKnight: 4:35pm On Jan 22, 2020
Jewessgratitude:


Lols....no oo...I wouldn't have collected the money, I would have sent it to you to baf up so that at least one girl go gree for you.

All these Nairaland guys who cant even get a decent girl to date them because they are dead broke be calling girls broke.
Grandpa Nairaland.

cheesy Dream on.

This crass strategy already tells us who you are. No classy woman stoops that low.
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 22, 2020
AfroKnight:


[s]cheesy Dream on.

This crass strategy already tells us who you are. No classy woman stoops that low.
[/s]

E pain youuuuuu tongue
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by AfroKnight: 6:36pm On Jan 22, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
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E pain youuuuuu tongue

Lol. Why would I be pained that you tried and failed to fleece a man? Like I said, that strategy only exposes you. We know classy women by their comments. You are certainly not one. grin I mean, how would you be comfortable begging a man you barely know for money? Money for hair perhaps? Or for internet, so you could log on to Nairaland to seek attention? grin grin No class at all.

Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 22, 2020
AfroKnight:


Lol. Why would I be pained that you tried and failed to fleece a man? Like I said, that strategy only exposes you. We know classy women by their comments. You are certainly not one. grin I mean, how would you be comfortable begging a man you barely know for money? Money for hair perhaps? Or for internet, so you could log on to Nairaland to seek attention? grin grin No class at all.

You know what amazes me about you? The way you go about exchanging banters with a woman. You have proved how less of a man you are. In fact, you are a sissy and I dont deal with Sissies.
I'm done with you sissy AfroKnight.
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by AfroKnight: 7:22pm On Jan 22, 2020
Jewessgratitude:


You know what amazes me about you? The way you go about exchanging banters with a woman. You have proved how less of a man you are. In fact, you are a sissy and I dont deal with Sissies.
I'm done with you sissy AfroKnight.

For those who struggle against “patriarchy”, you have scored an own goal. Are we not equal beings? Why do you expect a man not to banter with a woman? Are you less important and therefore dismissible just because you are a woman? You see why you’re classless?

Airhead. grin

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Faber(m): 10:18pm On Jan 22, 2020
Jewessgratitude:


You know what amazes me about you? The way you go about exchanging banters with a woman. You have proved how less of a man you are. In fact, you are a sissy and I dont deal with Sissies.
I'm done with you sissy AfroKnight.

So he should stop exchanging banters with a woman (according to you) cos a woman is a demi god abi? who u epp sef? who u serve? u don baff? gerrrarrrah here jor.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Faber(m): 10:31pm On Jan 22, 2020
AfroKnight:


For those who struggle against “patriarchy”, you have scored an own goal. Are we not equal beings? Why do you expect a man not to banter with a woman? Are you less important and therefore dismissible just because you are a woman? You see why you’re classless?

Airhead. grin

Bro leave d low life alone na her type full here. Small pikin wey come Nairaland not up to 6 months go come dey insult elders like u nd me who don spent 4yrs plus on this platform. Since 2015 na only 21 days I don spend online d mumu girl wey come here last August don spend 19 days online mentioning people upandan that tells u how busy she is. She is just an e-slay queen...wey fit wor wor in real life.

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Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by kingscare1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 22, 2020
Faber:


So he should stop exchanging banters with a woman (according to you) cos a woman is a demi god abi? who u epp sef? who u serve? u don baff? gerrrarrrah here jor.

Ma niguuuuuuur.
1 bo for you
Re: What Is D Most Ridiculous Excuse Someone Told U When U Wanted To Lend Money? by Faber(m): 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
kingscare1:


Ma niguuuuuuur.
1 bo for you

Well done..
Abeg tell mama Jewessgratitude make she sama me 1 bo of chilled ( golden guinea) or 33 grin grin

All these small small girls dey piss person off these days.

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