Let's have fun. What was the craziest thing you experienced in secondary school?

In my case I was in Jss 1 and there was this girl in jss2 who liked me and would come and check on me (with her group of girls) then even buy me food when I was broke. So Jss 1-3 assumed we were dating.

Then this one time her boyfriend who was in the same class with her and was way bigger than I was ...came looking for me and asked what my relationship was with his girlfriend.

In my mind we were just friends but when he challenged me about it I began to connect the dots and he warned me to stay away from her.

So that was how she came the next day and I told her what Happened. She went straight to her favorite teacher and reported the guy. The guy come dey fear me from that day.

I attended a private secondary school so not much story there. My sister attended boarding and she told us tales of some ojuju. What was ur own crazy experience?

Tapping current from girls ..

When I was in gss2 a girl I was Crushing on paid me a visit, kissed me and grabbed my d;ck in our sitting room, meanwhile. No one was home when we started o, we where about to get down, before a resounding slap landed on my back, my dad was standing and watching us the whole time
And. Thereafter asked the girl to go and he made me wash cloths for the whole family for two weeks. Meanwhile we are 6 in the family. Imagine the sufferness .
That was the day I almost lost my vriginity and. My dad was the spoiler, had to wait for another 10years before. I finally lost it

One of the craziest. ... Crazy experiences too plenty abeg.
Which one I want talk sef.
Shey na mirror in the assembly own?
(only legends know this trick)
Small Boys Wey be say if we look girl pant we Don make am for life be that. While una dey sing national anthem I dey drop mirror between legs so as to see the color of your pant. We. Notice say one girl no dey wear. We dey literally fight to stay near that girl so as to watch film na so one of our guys go cast give teacher say na him suppose line up for there but I chance am. Teacher investigate come find out say na pant we dey look. Shibaraba no kuku wait. Before them mention my name I Don japa. School fence Wey we Don already put hole Wey we go take manoeuvre in case wahala happen. Then pursue me reach my street before them elders catch me. The beating I receive flog the winch Wey dey do me comot for my body.

Wetin pain me pass be say the girl later marry one of us. She Don born like 3 for the guy. If say she know she for kuku dey open am for the guy for free that time na. Because na him cane plenty pass. Na him mama mirror he dey bring come school.

pls o children of light don't be soo disrespectful,what can we do to help our primitive neighbors

I remember back then we used peep into female hostel to see naked girls, on one of such nights I remember peeping and seeing a group of girls floating mid air........

I was in SS1 then, my dad caught me smooching a girl by our fence

There was this girl Blessing; she was me immediate junior in school then and also my best friend's girlfriend. I was secretly crushing on her tho.
Something happened and She broke up with my friend, then he told me that I should ask her out and see if she will agree that he wants to know if she truly loves him. I asked her out the next day, she agreed. The relationship became so strong that my friend was even surprised and he started accusing me of snatching his girlfriend
Few weeks to our graduation from secondary school she came and told me that we should do a blood covenant. We then agreed to do it the next day ofter closing hours. We later didn't do it cos I backed out.

We was on the assembly ground one lovely afternoon, we just finished singing "Now da day is over night is drawing near..."

The previous week, a company just finished constructing a tall telecommunication mast close to the assembly round.

... After the song, one tired student looked up at the sky moving sky and said oh it looks like the mast is coming down. every one looked up and they thought the mast was actually coming down.

it wasn't long everyone panicked and there was a stampede within minutes, a lot of students were injured...


turns out the mast wasn't actually coming down, the movement of the clouds made it look like it was coming down.

:if i talk, ground go shake!!!

Nothing! What again do you want to hear?

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Madam Koi-Koi!! Hold on small, I'm coming with the details

eating mama put for the first time in jss2.

mama put, put rice #50, beans #30 spaghetti #50 and one meat #50.

na so I begin eat outside till today. I never stop

Had 3 girlfriends

SS1
SS2
SS3

The day they fought eh!

I couldn't come to school for 2 weeks

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I am here to read lies

Kingpee2:
Tapping current from girls ..

I tapped especially on lights out those that went to fgc would relate

Kingpee2:
Tapping current from girls ..

I was fanning the nyansh of a female biology teacher when I was caught by another male teacher. The rest, as they say, was history.

EBA and fish .... no soup

When Eze threw pure water nylon on the new female corpers yansh. She turned back and asked who did that. Nobody talked o. That's how the whole class entered trouble even after later pointing out Eze the wicked lady was like how we always do. They beat us all ehn

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Whistling while talking.


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A pretty corper open my face to the world with her big booty when I was in SS1. I became her favourite student somewhat that we were both fond of each other.


one thing led to one thing, I and Miss Chidinma fall in love, she gave me my first BJ, free sex this run till I promoted to SS2. she got a job in Lagos and that put an end to such promiscuity


it take so long for me to fall in love with ladies younger of my age and my age mates. she made me fall in love with older ladies though I've outgrown that now

Mine was the Day i and my friend were walking on a lonely part to school, it was a boarding school, so we took a walk out of the school and darkness came. We had to hurry back school, on our way we heard a cry of a baby, naso we say make we go check wetin de make baby cry for bush this kind time, as we reach baby side naso my guy raise baby, oboy naso baby come turn to rat, Oboy naso i take japka leave my friend.

Na one yeye girl for my secondry(SS2) school ooo. Hnnnmmm her name is Tope. She was always looking like a tomboy and she loved boxing and noise making. And I was the Assistant class captain who always had names of noise makers which I will eventually submit to the Principal of the school. He always went round for list of noise makers and always punished the hell out of them.
Been a very shy person back in school, na him I write names of noise makers finish one afternoon and Tope who was busy disturbing the class came straight to me and asked if her name was in the list and I said yes. This yeye girl and my close friend(Adakole) who's name was also in the list begged me to cancel their names and I refused. As I rose up to go and submit the list, omo na hin the stupid girl just grabbed me in front of the whooooole class and kissed me sooooo deep that I didn't know when I brought out the list and tore it in front of the class....

STABBED ASSEMBLY and was caught by the PKC, don't know how I escaped suspension/rustication but my yansh felt what no yansh has felt before in fagboros hand

In SS1 I made alot of money enough to buy PS1 then, I normally eat at home and my mum made sure I carried food and snacks to school, when I get to school, I just sold the food and snacks for money to those whose parents no get time and boarding house guys who no like school food. I guess I am the dantata of my generation.

An Indian girl in JSS 2 was trying to snatch my SS1 classmate "boyfriend" or school crush. Can you imagine?