Dukeolumidemans:
Na one yeye girl for my secondry(SS2) school ooo. Hnnnmmm her name is Tope. She was always looking like a tomboy and she loved boxing and noise making. And I was the Assistant class captain who always had names of noise makers which I will eventually submit to the Principal of the school. He always went round for list of noise makers and always punished the hell out of them.
Been a very shy person back in school, na him I write names of noise makers finish one afternoon and Tope who was busy disturbing the class came straight to me and asked if her name was in the list and I said yes. This yeye girl and my close friend(Adakole) who's name was also in the list begged me to cancel their names and I refused. As I rose up to go and submit the list, omo na hin the stupid girl just grabbed me in front of the whooooole class and kissed me sooooo deep that I didn't know when I brought out the list and tore it in front of the class....

This is the funniest but I suspect it's a lie..

sharpwriter:


Hahaha... Lol lol lol.... Please tell me the town this happened in Ekiti

Ahahahaha, my oga u wan cast me be dat oo

Should I mention the name of the town den am sure d name I concealed is already revealed, reason being that in dat town we only had one secondary school

And who knows, my mates, teachers might b a registered members here

Mine was always scaling the fence into the community our school was situated, to get palmwine a.k.a Ribena with my buddy chibuzor..

I was meant to wash toilet as punishment for an offence... Jezz!!! It was terrible.

Nicklaus619:
When I was in gss2 a girl I was Crushing on paid me a visit, kissed me and grabbed my d;ck in our sitting room, meanwhile. No one was home when we started o, we where about to get down, before a resounding slap landed on my back, my dad was standing and watching us the whole time
And. Thereafter asked the girl to go and he made me wash cloths for the whole family for two weeks. Meanwhile we are 6 in the family. Imagine the sufferness .
That was the day I almost lost my vriginity and. My dad was the spoiler, had to wait for another 10years before. I finally lost it

AND I THOUGHT ALL MEN ARE VIRGINS


WE LEARN EVERYDAY.

I was in the same school with my step brother though he's far older than I am. So many girls were liking him and all they could do was buy me stuffs. I had much to eat, lollipops and money.

I enjoyed until he left the school ����

Liposure:
I remember my first time watching bluefilm in d parlour. I was scared as hell.

Welcome to the club.

Sorry to ask, but what category of bluefilm was it you were watching at that time?

Ebony? Inter-racial? Old school? Lesbian?

Openbusiness:
An Indian girl in JSS 2 was trying to snatch my SS1 classmate "boyfriend" or school crush. Can you imagine?

heee iro buruku

tesppidd:
This is the funniest but I suspect it's a lie..

Nope it happened at Ikeja Grammar School Bolade Oshodi Lagos in 1997. She is grown and damnn so beautiful now...

nurey:
STABBED ASSEMBLY and was caught by the PKC, don't know how I escaped suspension/rustication but my yansh felt what no yansh has felt before in fagboros hand

In SS1 I made alot of money enough to buy PS1 then, I normally eat at home and my mum made sure I carried food and snacks to school, when I get to school, I just sold the food and snacks for money to those whose parents no get time and boarding house guys who no like school food. I guess I am the dantata of my generation.

What school?

There was this period were everyone was pretending to be filled with the holy spirit. I was still very religious and believed in all that nonsense. That night more that half the girls in my dorm were rolling on the floor, the good girl, the bad girls and all. The Christian girls were busy praying and casting out demons. Then in the general hall, the Pentecostal choir students were having their usual choir practice, one suddenly stopped and said she was seeing something. The whole school was on fire...actually "holy ghost fire" that night. Someone even told us to break our mirrors cos the demons can live inside. Bruh, I was afraid as shit. I dont think I've ever repented like I did that day. I was running around with a bunch of girls. We'd go from the hall to the dormitory. Then I saw a figure, I panicked and told them I saw bush baby, then another one stopped and said she felt something shock her leg. We started running to the dorm. The next day everything went back to normal. That 'figure' I saw was a piece of cloth hanging on a wire. The funniest part is that, we always complained to our teachers about out experiences, they always just laughed and we felt they were ignorant or didn't care because we were not their kids. Whenever I think of my Bleep ups and all the nonsense I believed, I really just want to re-do secondary school. Lol

tohyorsih2:

This is so funny

Are you from Ekiti ni?

Flogging by seniors

I got my dick sucked for the first time in jss2

Altimatic27:


I tapped especially on lights out those that went to fgc would relate

FGC Okposi current tappers

WILLuKPquiet:

Is that Ijesha or ekiti . I don laugh tire o

ekiti, Lol

sharpwriter:

Are you from Ekiti ni?

Yes i am

most of y'all are lairs
All your stories had to do with a girl who liked you and sexcapades.
Back in the day my friend punched the disciplinarian of our school ( aka the wickedest teacher). Punched him in the face so hard he lost a tooth, why.
My friend grew a beard, goatie, the teacher had been warning him to shave it off because it's against school code, my guy refused. So one day the teacher decided to deal with him; brought him in front of whole class and started to pluck the hair from my guy's jaw with his bear hand. Giving him cut and bloodied jaw.

The pain was unbearable to my guy, before you know something, gbosaaa! A punch was landed.
School close early that day.

I ran with bullies and thugs in school. We bunk classes, go to school 2, I don't want to start talking about what happened in school 2 because what happened in school2 stays in school 2. That was the law.

You should see the undeserving respect I get from some people when they learn about the name of my secondary school.

nurey:
STABBED ASSEMBLY and was caught by the PKC, don't know how I escaped suspension/rustication but my yansh felt what no yansh has felt before in fagboros hand

In SS1 I made alot of money enough to buy PS1 then, I normally eat at home and my mum made sure I carried food and snacks to school, when I get to school, I just sold the food and snacks for money to those whose parents no get time and boarding house guys who no like school food. I guess I am the dantata of my generation.

Floreat!

musicpromax:
:if i talk, ground go shake!!!

Tok di tok! Badoo like you

ZikZikZik:
Honestly I wish I could go back in time to change a few things about my secondary school days. Fine handsome intelligent guy, almost every girl had eye on me either because I was handsome or intelligent...Dated an intelligent classmate from ss2 to ss3. Broke up before waec. Did some strong emotional damage. After a year dated an unlikely classmate again, who I dated for 4yrs, she abruptly ended things about 5months ago without any reason...E con just be like say make I go back in time and have my way with a lot of girls who used to give me green light instead of the ones I picked

seyigiggle:
there were these crazy twin who went to do love charm to mess. the Head Girl.
some how it leaked so they were called 'ibeja amudo'


back in the days when people steal NEPA meter,
some group of students were caught rotating the stealing of NEPA meter from the houses of each other.
they were caught with a list in order.
something like
1. Chinedu House
2. Tope House etc
very funny

Those are the real leaders of tomorrow in the makings

The day I was use as a living theory during Biology class by (Mr Kasali) the topic then was Reproduction nd dis useless teacher drag me out nd started telling me to explain the topic to others, saying that "after all that's ur specialty, nd I kw u understand it better than others because u hv been doing it already" I was in SS2 then without any ideas of wat dis man was talking about, I was so naive, I don't even hv a boy frnd then, believe me it was d worst day of my life, I was so embarrassed nd throughout dat term my class mate changed my name to REPRODUCTION. I just don't kw y some teachers are so heartless.

sochey:
1)My best friend thinking I snatched her guy from her

2) guys treating girls that open up to them like scum

3) A lot of beatings when you come late

4) Read to measure up and be the brightest

5) A student in ss3 back then when I was in jss3 will come late to school and when the teachers ask him to go home, he will jejely go. Saying that the teachers are stupid. Do you know how hard it is to wake up, bath, get dressed and come to school? One certain time, his mother called the school saying that her son locked her up in the house and took the key to school

I can't forget that scenario

I was initially confused with no 3. cos I had another type of 'come late' in my head

Sweeetheart:
A pretty corper open my face to the world with her big booty when I was in SS1. I became her favourite student somewhat that we were both fond of each other.


one thing led to one thing, I and Miss Chidinma fall in love, she gave me my first BJ, free sex this run till I promoted to SS2. she got a job in Lagos and that put an end to such promiscuity


it take so long for me to fall in love with ladies younger of my age and my age mates. she made me fall in love with older ladies though I've outgrown that now

Sounds like you were sexually abused. The lady abused her post. That's if this is a true story

MrTruth4real:

Happened to a friend of mine, in primary school though.

lolz..it was a terrible experience

Government College, Ikorodu, 2002.

A guy in SS2 fell from the balcony and broke his head. He died.
When I saw the poster outside, he was 24.
In hindsight, I'm kind of wondering what a 24-year-old was doing in secondary school.

2. Same school, 2002.
I saw a condom in our class, JSS2. Imagine seeing a condom far back 2002 in class.

3. Univ. Secondary School, Nsukka, 2005.
My aunt came to school and seized my footwear.
It wasn't mine. Mine was stolen and I had to borrow from a set mate. Humiliation.

I remembered d day our principal embarassed a girl on d assembly ground becos she asked a boy 2 show her his 'koko'

Sweeetheart:
A pretty corper open my face to the world with her big booty when I was in SS1. I became her favourite student somewhat that we were both fond of each other.


one thing led to one thing, I and Miss Chidinma fall in love, she gave me my first BJ, free sex this run till I promoted to SS2. she got a job in Lagos and that put an end to such promiscuity


it take so long for me to fall in love with ladies younger of my age and my age mates. she made me fall in love with older ladies though I've outgrown that now

continue to lie

I caught two teachers having sex in the science Laboratory,it was after closing time. They knew that I saw them but didn't bother to beg me or lemme join them. They only asked what I was still doing in school during the time.
It pained me, I just went straight from Jss1 to Ss3 class boards writing what I saw but I didn't mention their names.
Nobody saw me when I was writing it,but some people (including teachers)knew the way I usually write my letters "g" " d" and "y".
In short, I was caught, beaten in front of the assembly, even it was those two teachers that beat me pass. It's that vexation that made me shout their names. School scattered that day,my uncle come d next day scattered everywhere until dem transfer/suspend those teachers.
Till I finished the school,no teacher dare beat me.