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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by kushercain: 5:15pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Nicklaus619: One part of his mind will be proud like that's my boy 4 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by PotatoSalad(m): 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Well... I had stomach upset and held it till school was over. About 30 mins to school closing time, I wanted to fart small to release the pressure in my stomach which was a very bad idea. Raised a leg and let it out slowly, but i heard "BRRRputu". I shat myself I couldn't move. Then i grew some balls, got up and walked slowly to the school toilet. Tied my sweater to my waist to cover the shitty mess. Getting to the toilet, they were all occupied. I knocked on the last door and heard. "Somebody's here" and out of panic and impatience, I shouted "who?" and the person said gently "It's me". I recognised the voice immediately. It was my younger brother He hurried up and opened the door to my fuckéd up face Rushed in and removed my boxers. Wrapped it with ny sweater and he waited for me to finish up. I went straight to back of school. He went to my class and brought my bag and we took a bush back home cos i smelt like shét 2. Senior class. I had a massive boner in chemistry class and the teacher asked me to come wipe the board. I hesitated till he shouted my name. I covered my front with those large 2000s handkerchief and put my hands in my toruser pockets. Took me 2 mins to clean a small board and after i dropped the duster, I started admiring the periodic table picture beside the board. My small man failed me 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Liposure: 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Taciturn1:baba, dis guy no dey tink am like dat. Cos he actually enjoyed it 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Dove1998(m): 5:19pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
I saw people relating different experiences with woman, and all I can do now is just seat and smile, because mine is different. I went to a minor seminary, where we do opposite of what other students in mixed sex school do, provision wasn't allowed in my school then, but some of us do manage to sneak some into school, on this fateful day it was my turn to sneak out of school and get the provision ( we were like four, that do contribute some cash to buy provisions ), I entered bike to town, but everything that was needed, and I started coming back to school with a beautiful smile of someone who has just accomplished a mission. Unknown to me, I was seen outside school by one of the non- accademic staff of the school who rushed to the school to report my case , The rector mobilized all the security men in the school to the site where we do climb the fence to sneak out, on reaching the place I threw my bag first to enable me climb, lo and behold on reaching the top of the fence I saw not less than fifteen security men waiting for me. What happened to me that day is a story for another, but it's only God that will judge the man that cast me 52 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by vickydevoka(m): 5:21pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
If u handsome, secondary school go sweet u die bcus of gals coming close to u, buh if u grow no get money with ur handsomeness gal will no follow u. # irony of lyf 20 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Liposure: 5:22pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
happinezz110:thank God its in d past. |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by chijioke17(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
jflexy:Pro unitate FGC Odogbolu 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by ogkrakkid(m): 5:26pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Nice thread. LMFAO. I don dey pass my boundary no be today. Till date lol .once wrote a love letter to my school mother who's bf was one of d badest of their ss3 set. I was in js2 skl moda ss3.her friend was my neighbor lol.skl moda got boobs like mad she set like craze.she threatened me to cast but she kept secret among us 3. . Pro unitate 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Stephenmoka4(m): 5:31pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Nicklaus619:Did you received any lecture from your dad after the girl left, did he told the rest of the family, did he changed his way of communicating with you and pour snow of advice when leaving for the university or you both kept it a secret 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nicklaus619(m): 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
kushercain: Lols my mother cried literarily when my. Dad told her She was like I can't believe this, so my pikin don spoil reach like. This. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by ComradeShegs(m): 5:34pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Dukeolumidemans: Oloshi 3 Likes
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Liposure: 5:36pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Pussywar, i wood like 2 be your friend |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Dukeolumidemans(m): 5:38pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
ComradeShegs: |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by sunnyphem(m): 5:38pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie: Lolzz... are you from my Town... Efon Alaaye 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by dreofGod(m): 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
landmark86:Wait o, did they tell the students what you did? 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
There was this girl with the biggest boobs during my JSS 3...I was fond of poking the side of her Breast with Biro...One day,I was poking it during break period when our agric master caught me and gave me the flogging of my Life...From that day I hated the girl. 7 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by kushercain: 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Benwallt: I don laff taya |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Liposure: 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
tohyorsih2:baby mi omo ekiti bawoni |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nicklaus619(m): 5:40pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4: My dad made me a topic Of discussion for the whole month, I was. So embarrassed, I. Received royal beat down that night from my dad, my. Siblings made fun of me each time even up till today, they still throw banter at me with the gist, My mum cried when she learnt what happened she wanted me to stay virgin and his lil sweet boy until ayam Married When. I. Left. For university I made sure it's in a different state from my family, my mum would. Always bug my phone wit. Calls. And messages to check up on me to make sure I don't eat the forbidden fruit . But that thing get mind of its own 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 5:43pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
sunnyphem:Lol, no but from one of d neighbouring settlements 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Adasun(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
sushieater:dat thing full gals hostel plenty eh! 2 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by czarr(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
damtan:every school |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Vello(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie:You must be from my state. Ondo state. Am I right? |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by laughitall(m): 5:45pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
jeyselassie:I know |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by godsonalumona: 5:45pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Got busted banking a girl in the classroom after school hours ,see race ! Imagine am MisterKings: 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 5:45pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Vello:Lol, am from ekiti my bro.. Cus of the dialect abi?? 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Oteikwu1(m): 5:47pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Stealing food in d dinning hall especially d super |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Wonderboi90(m): 5:47pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
I went to a private school at ishaga.there was this particular teacher which everyone fears so much,one day i came late to school and he had to flog me in front of everyone,he gave me 20 lashes and i no kuku move,as per odeshi everyone in the assembly ground hailled me and he was ashmed ever since then he never flooged me till i grad 8 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 5:48pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Exodora: Ahhhh and u could not turn around?? |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Stephenmoka4(m): 5:51pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Nicklaus619:Your mom is a real sweetheart and yea, your dad is supposed to act like that, why would a child be messing around with another child in his house. oh come on. I'm sure Male siblings would tease ya but, female siblings (oh my) haha, mind of it's own you say, you have the remote on your hands |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Thryphosa(m): 5:54pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie: I am sure you're from Ekiti State, where in Ekiti are you from sir? Funny though |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by OlawaleBammie: 5:55pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
sharpwriter:@emboldened Ahaa, did we attend same school?? |
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