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I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 11:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Lamanii22(f): 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2020
And then you get caught someday... Jungle justice crew would then beat you to death....

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Tonyfx: 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2020
Go find pickpockets association and register with kola and schnapps make you become apprentices. MUGU

Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Nobody: 11:29pm On Feb 01, 2020
Village people gat you this 2020 big time.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 01, 2020
just go oshodi or mushin, na there u go fit put all ur training in practice grin
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 11:40pm On Feb 01, 2020
Lamanii22:
And then you get caught someday... Jungle justice crew would then beat you to death....

I have thought about it. That's the reason I am avoiding those rough areas like oshodi, mushin etc. If I am eventually caught the punishment for theft is minimal.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 11:41pm On Feb 01, 2020
Tonyfx:
Go find pickpockets association and register with kola and schnapps make you become apprentices. MUGU


Bro, no insult. They stole my phone too. Just assist me with advices and prayers.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Kantebets(m): 11:44pm On Feb 01, 2020
Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.
Come make I give you one punch your brain go reset by force...
Ori e ti da ru
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by HacheNoire: 11:45pm On Feb 01, 2020
If you want to take risk, Take a big one.

You can just pick pocket and get caught, which could get you burnt beyond recognition.

Why don't you aim at robbing a bank or using either of your parents or siblings for money rituals

Of you want to play, play big! And the outcome will be big!

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 11:51pm On Feb 01, 2020
HacheNoire:
If you want to take risk, Take a big one.

You can just pick pocket and get caught, which could get you burnt beyond recognition.

Why don't you aim at robbing a bank or using either of your parents or siblings for money rituals

Of you want to play, play big! And the outcome will be big!

I can't and will never take a life.
Bro, you're really sick oo

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by HacheNoire: 11:54pm On Feb 01, 2020
Idonweak:


I can't and will never take a life.
Bro, you're really sick oo

In the 3rd books of Barishunani, A risk is a risk. Choose wisely. Your choices could still spill blood and lead to death directly or indirectly.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 12:01am On Feb 02, 2020
HacheNoire:


In the 3rd books of Barishunani, A risk is a risk. Choose wisely. Your choices could still spill blood and lead to death directly or indirectly.

Barishunani? Which book is that
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Tonyfx: 12:05am On Feb 02, 2020
Ok
ADVICE and PRAYERS:
Bitch around, cry, punch a wall, do whatever it is you do to get that feeling out of your system but don't hold unto that feeling for too long and always remember that others have had lost iPhones, cars, been duped of their life savings and so on. Pick yourself up and carry on, be grateful to God it wasn't worse than that You will always get another phone and always pray for God to protect you and your properties. Sorry about your phone and sorry for being insensitive earlier.

Idonweak:


Bro, no insult. They stole my phone too. Just assist me with advices and prayers.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Papanwamaikpe: 12:06am On Feb 02, 2020
Wetin I no go see for nairaland grin
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Rebekah029(f): 12:07am On Feb 02, 2020
I dey laugh you. ...... na die dey hungry you .

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Ghostlord: 12:08am On Feb 02, 2020
Go and watch " FOCUS " a movie by will Smith .
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 12:17am On Feb 02, 2020
Ghostlord:
Go and watch " FOCUS " a movie by will Smith .

I have watched it. I even download movies related to my new found path. Den of thieves, logan lucky, king of thieves, the Italian job etc.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Idonweak: 12:20am On Feb 02, 2020
Tonyfx:
Ok
ADVICE and PRAYERS:
Bitch around, cry, punch a wall, do whatever it is you do to get that feeling out of your system but don't hold unto that feeling for too long and always remember that others have had lost iPhones, cars, been duped of their life savings and so on. Pick yourself up and carry on, be grateful to God it wasn't worse than that You will always get another phone and always pray for God to protect you and your properties. Sorry about your phone and sorry for being insensitive earlier.


Thanks bro. I'm just catching cruise jare. I have already accepted my fate.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Atlanticfire: 12:23am On Feb 02, 2020
Give your parents money upfront to buy your coffin, just in case they are able to find your corpse after the public lynching and burning.

But don't worry, Nigeria's population is too high and by the law of natural selection, we need to allow the stupid and unfit Genes to die out for a better future for the others.

I will put you in my prayers so that you can be successful for a few days before you are caught and burnt alive. It will not really be good if you are caught and burnt on the 1st day of being on your new job.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by RiyadhGoddess(f): 12:35am On Feb 02, 2020
Na wa, wetin Shile no go see for church gate. You should be thinking of a legit job that will bring you money for a new phone and not learning or training how to die by tyre. Guy, Go and hutsle Okirika...
For all your Okirika needs in bales contact the number in my signature. Are you in need of a social media manager, email marketer, copy writer or a cinematographer, call the number on my signature.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Tonyfx: 12:38am On Feb 02, 2020
grin grin grin

Idonweak:


Thanks bro. I'm just catching cruise jare. I have already accepted my fate.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Nobody: 4:17am On Feb 02, 2020
Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.


This one yaff killed me with laff oooo, egbamiiiii oooooo gringringrin.. Erin fe pami lorun idaji ooo.. So bcox them thief ur phone, u want turn into one too Abi.

Thank God say na tecno spartk 2 I dey use and u talk say we dey safe.. Chai, I pity iPhone samsung, Huawei, Sony users oo, them don die for ur hand gringringrin


I heard pick pocket is better in areas like Mushin, oshodi, obalende.. I advise u use those area, u gat boys wey go support u coz they do the same profession as urs

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Cholls(m): 4:24am On Feb 02, 2020
my brother you composed all that just to get attention.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Skmoda(m): 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2020
RiyadhGoddess:
Na wa, wetin Shile no go see for church gate. You should be thinking of a legit job that will bring you money for a new phone and not learning or training how to die by tyre. Guy, Go and hutsle Okirika...
For all your Okirika needs in bales contact the number in my signature. Are you in need of a social media manager, email marketer, copy writer or a cinematographer, call the number on my signature.
Can you get him a job? I guess no but the dude is just being funny.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Talkwisdom(m): 1:31pm On Feb 02, 2020
Idonweak:
Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland.
Recently, my phone(redmi note 8 pro) was stolen and i just finished mourning the loss. During my grieving process i made a decision to also become a pickpocket. Not just any pickpocket but a professional thief. Since the person that stole my phone could go away with it and nothing was done then i can do it.

I have been watching YouTube tutorials on how to be a successful pickpocket. Moreover I have started jogging every morning so i can have stamina and strength to run away when be chased. I have also fasted and pray about it. I know it's a risky affair. I am also learning on how to pick locks. I have also been playfully pickpocketing my friends just for practical(i return whatever i take) But I'm still not as good as I want to be.

My target location will be those Behind area, i will be avoiding areas live oshodi,mushin etc. I will only be stealing expensive phones so tecno,infinix and itel users you're safe. My plan is to stand at the bus stop disguise as someone waiting on a bus and you all know how they rush to enter bus in Lagos. That will be my window where i carryout my mission.

I hope i am not missing anything. If there's anything I am not doing please let me know. Ex pickpocket and those that are still active in the career should please put a novice through.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by marlow1962(m): 1:34pm On Feb 02, 2020
I don't even need to read your post,all i have to say is the they are many condemned car Tyres on the road,wen u start u will definitely need one one day.

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Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Dbeautyy(m): 1:42pm On Feb 02, 2020
In one way or the other someone has stolen something from you and I yet we went ahead. And as for your decision, really I won't advice you to stop, but when you are caught and I am very fortunate to be there that day. I may not beat you, but I will advice them to beat you well before handling you to the law enforcement agent.
Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Tolani1122(m): 1:50pm On Feb 02, 2020
Use ur useless brain to have phone back by tracking the ime ,

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