Mjosh1000:
In addition if you are a pro driver and knows 70% of Lagos pls don't hang your phones.

Get an ear pod always use the right ear, if you can get an ear pod buy an ordinary ear phone but make sure you are always on the right ear leave the left ear so u won't be labeled an uber driver


Characteristics of uber drivers

Hangs phone
Earphone
Corolla
Carmy
Honda
Kia

izzou:
As long as the name on your driver's license is different from the name on the vehicle particulars, VIO MUST demand for your LASDRI card

This has been going on for years before Uber came on board. Victims were mostly company drivers. Now wey corolla Don full everywhere,...........

As for hackney permit, it's usually for only red plated vehicles. But if the government changes t to blue nko? Wetin man go do?

What happens if the car is in wifey name? Same surname?

God help you if you carry a rider that will cast you

God bless Sanwo Olu
Itesiwaju Ipinle Eko lo jewa logun

pope191:


How do they identify uber drivers?

AngryIgboMan:
On your bolt app now and see surge everywhere! Since 4:00 am, I have been working. Ego ejugom akpa as usual.

I made a prediction that Opay and GOKADA needs to go. Some hopeless drivers were cursing there parental upbringing thinking that they are cursing me. Guess who is cashing out now? THEM! Why not donate your car in sympathy to that keke man in your area so that he can do Uber? Ndi Ala!

Yesterday, I took an Olosho from Lekki to Ikeja and I didn't know there was a terrible accident at Ogudu axis. We were in traffic for over 1 hour and we got casual and started discussing. The lady was lamenting that this is why she has been using Opay since last year after dumping Bolt since 2018! That she needs to go and straff and make this 30k!

Inukwa? Dump bolt? What then am I doing on the road? I was just faking sympathy with the girl and calling Lagos government crazy. The mumu girl was nodding her head like a lizard in affirmation of my vituperations against the government.

In my mind I was like;

"See this Agama Lizard oo. So this 3,500 you are paying me is what you would have given to Opay? And you are expecting me not to praise Sanwo Olu? God forbid. Chai... I have suffered".

Get away you girl....

AngryIgboMan:
No. Am not driving to make money. Am sharing a ride with a rider headed to my destination. If I want, I will take money from the person to buy fuel. If I want, I will carry the person for free. Its not there business. Its my car. Abi did they catch me collecting money for commercial services?

Anytime they see me..

VIO: Technically you are an Uber driver

Me: Nope. Oga, am headed to my office and I decided to help someone who is headed in my destination"

VIO: Where is your office

Me: Nnewi

VIO: What then are you doing in Yaba?

Me: "Oh that? My dear, I heard Sanwo Olu is patching up Lagos roads. So, am driving through Yaba to connect to Ikorodu road enroute berger to have a first hand view information of the workings of the Lagos state government. Am a tax payer in this state. So I will like to know how my tax is being spent... Here is my tax ID card. Itesiwaju Ipinle eko Lojewalogun"

SINCE WE HAVE ALL DECIDED TO BE MAD! LETS SEE WHO THEY WILL CHAIN FIRST.

So Technically ko, Theoretically Ni... I don't give a hoot about there opinion. Abi did there father buy me a car?

Oluwabengz:


This guy don kee me with laugh ooo

GAZZUZZ:


You win

shollywendy1:

Frustrated man. Must u comment?
The way u are going about this ur bitter life, u will still end up commiting suicide. U are so evil, so bitter. Nothing good and meaningful has ever came out of ur mouth.
Im making an enquiries for myself not for u. How does it affect ur living?
"Nkita"
I only feel sorry for ur mother because she went thru a labour pain before giving birth to an unfortunate creature like u.
Seriously, u dnt deserve to be living among human being. U are meant to be caged or keep under surveillance

SaintHilary:
Just think about an argument between

ANGRYIGBOMAN
VS
DRU23

think abt it for a minute or two

medd422:

Angryigboman will murder Dru oh

SaintHilary:
Just think about an argument between

ANGRYIGBOMAN
VS
DRU23

think abt it for a minute or two

okorotalkative:
Abeg where i go sharpaly see request commot for this dry parkview estate. 15mins now nothing here o.

Felicity0001:
Angryman has won it.
Now angryman since you've been declared winner please can you give your last advice xoncerning this issue at hands? Also concerning bolt not givung drivers a cancellation fee even after charging riders for canceling because a rider I carried yesterday said she is always charged for every 2 cancellations she does. So what's your take on this?

Also about the coronavirus... Drivers carrying white riders especially Chinese from the airport should please be careful. Kindly read the attached within.

Oluwabengz:


Na Parkview estate

okorotalkative:


Persin wey i carry go na them i carry commot las las.

SaintHilary:
Just think about an argument between

ANGRYIGBOMAN
VS
DRU23

think abt it for a minute or two

tojahh:


Damnnnnn nigarrrrrr

AngryIgboMan will not even bring himself to such argument. Guy too straight for pettiness.

mejai:

lol @ Damnnnnn nigarrrr.
Dat guy is another case on NL. He will soon be noticed

eyinola:
he's already noticed

pope191:


Carry Chinese ke! For dis season? Even Ighalo, I no go carry em..