Most of us have gone through some embarrassing moment in public.

Mine was when I entered bus only to find out I left my wallet at home .
It's was so disgraceful.

The bus conductor insulted the hell out of me!

You can also share your experience

Wow I made ftc
Mine was the day, I was making a presentation. I didnt know, my zippers were out, I just noticed people were laughing . not until I checked, it was so embarassing

I don't think I've had any embarrassing moments publicly, so. . .

I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Mine was when I fell down
In front of a guy that has been asking me out but I kept refusing
The annoying part was when him and his foolish friends were laughing at me.

It's was so embarrassing tho.

All my embarrassing moments are fart-related tho.

Beckysexy:

The annoying part was when him and his foolish friends laughing at me.

I dey form obedient boy with beta home training at an event doing work wey dem no go pay me for.
Na so Dem say make I carry drum, the drum was to be filled with ice block and water so as to keep drinks meant for guests cool.
As I bent down and lifted the "gorodom" loe and behold one wicked fart burst out.
Chai! It was sooooo unexpected and embarrassing.
Naso I go find one place sit down.....who send me?

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it was, doing these registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they was smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Hahahahaha lwkmd

I farted before a professor on stage during my project defense.

oh mah goodness!

Ok, mine is weird but I'll say it anyway

One afternoon I saw one hungry Ant strolling on its own, so I placed a cube of sugar on its way.
The Ant stopped, first check the sugar to know if it is real or fake.
Then started giving the sugar some good licking.
After few seconds the Ant stopped licking then decided to go back and inform his ant friends to come and join him with the Huge Cube of Sugar He discovered..

When I saw the Ant rolling with his niggas coming back to devour the sugar, I quickly removed the sugar before they arrived.
When they arrived they saw nothing.
The Ant felt so embarrassed infront of his Bros as they insulted him for lieing to them
About finding Sugar..
Since Then, none of his Ant homies trust him anymore
I hope that Ant has not comitted Suicide due to depression

Lol...when I was sleeping in church,and they asked divorcee's to stand up,that's how ur single sister stood up.lol,and my brother quietly pushed me to sit down, meanwhile my mum and other members in church were starring at me in wonder...

I dint remember bad memories, bad energy stay far away.

2019




When I voted for the dulllard Buhari in front of everyone in VGC polling unit

Worst decision I've ever made and I will ever make in life

Ok

Too many

I just try to forget

Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

back then I use to be shy one faithful day I was eating pounded yam with a girl I was about to swallow a ball of the pounded yam this girl just lifted her eyes and our eyes met na so I just carry the thing touch my nose I die wake up

Let me settle down and read lies here.

I was still in 2nd year in the university so went home on Thursday morning cos there was gonna be a public holiday on Friday. I left my ATM card in school, I didn't know I would be needing it.
On getting home, my brother informed me that he wanted to make a transfer of a million naira into my account and he needed me to make withdrawals, as he would be needing the cash during the weekend.

He ordered someone to make the transfer into my account but there was network issues and he pleaded I go to the bank to go and check if the money has reflected as I don't always get alerts and my atm card was not available
I went to the bank around 12pm, approached a customer care rep( a beautiful lady, obviously older and I know I stood no chance with her but I sha wanted to form big boy).

Pompously I wrote down my account number expecting to see a 7 figure in my account but disappointingly, the money hadn't reflected and my balance was 16 kobo.. I chilled a while as instructed by my bro and checked 2 more times but my balance stood at a point, so I decided to leave the banking hall for home.

At about 4pm my bro pleaded with me to go back to the bank that the money bounced back and the guy had resent it... On getting there, went straight to the same lady, she scribbled in the little note my balance and it never increased by a kobo...

Bank had closed, communicating with me was my bro still begging me to wait that it would drop within minutes.

I chilled till 5pm, the banking hall was almost empty and withing this period I went back to the lady more than 6 times but no difference. At that point, the lady was already tired of me, seeing me a riffraff and I needed to convince her that my reason for the constant disturbance was worth it.

So I left the bank in anger. on getting home, I got the alert...
Monday morning I went back to the bank to effect the withdrawals. This time I had planned to meet the same lady to check the balance first. My intention was simply that she saw the balance and justify my previous week's disturbance.

Approaching her that morning, she snubbed me and asked that I go to the counter to check.
Shame swallowed me.

I tried constructing a sweet lie but I gave up along the line.

Even the OP sef fit dey lie so his thread will sell.
Buh op am not saying ure lieing o

Jamb Simplest question.

Wat else dan d day INEC announced Buhari as d 2019 president.

I was enjoying my pepper soup Chicken with Can Trophy b4 dat hrtbrking news.

Thread for lies and fables

Michaelfucker:
Most of us have gone through some embarrassing moment in public.

Mine was when I entered bus only to find out I left my wallet at home .
It's was so disgraceful.

The bus conductor insulted the hell out of me!

You can also share your experience

When my dick fail to rise after seeing a naked babe.
So embarassing...

How can he not kick atleast to show say thr is cwonekt

Farting in someone's office really loud, when I thought It was going to be silent

I was in the reception waiting for a meeting then I had the urge to fart so I tilted to one side and used my butt cheek to squeeze tight and release silently
Unfortunately it rushed out like a barking dog blertt tat tat tat

There where like 10 people who had all come for interviews for a job all seated there and like four other visitors

To make it worse my fart smelled like a dead body

I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum

My most embarrassing moment was when i was on my way back home and I had this sudden urge to purge. The purging was so imminent, i started dancing weirdly on the road to keep things under control until i managed to get home.

Back in camp. We were doing that man o war drilling, that part where you all had to climb high rope. Na so my khaki trouser tear for middle, Mumu boxer didn’t help, all the girls saw my **** as everyone was standing under waiting for their turn.
That day messed up camp till I left.