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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by brainhgeek(m): 9:58pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
..so, I was siting next to the Pastor's roll for that vigil. Everywhere was so quiet save for the preacher's gentle voice. Then came this moment when one Kain demonic breeze blew that made me doze off for few seconds. The next thing I heard was a thunderous sound that shook my chair and overshadowed even the voice of the preacher using microphone. Brethren and sistren in the Lord, I farted! I couldn't deny it. It was so thunderous that it was the vibration that deported me from dream Land. I couldn't run out of the church, I was almost at the front roll. I couldn't enter the ground, I couldn't lift my head up. The preacher became silent and the once silent congregation erupted into murmuring and laughter. I waited till it was time for people to start binding their village people in prayers. I jejely sneaked out and located one pathmos where no one could trace me. Immediately the vigil was over, I didn't wait till day break, I sneaked out of the church like a thief. The trauma of that shame is s hunting me till date. I can drink one #300 coffee anytime I am going for vigil. 39 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by xcelentattitude(m): 10:01pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
donstan18: ![]() ![]() ![]() So na common agama do you like that.. It can't be ordinary eye, it must be your village people. 4 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by SweetPreeq(m): 10:01pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
I was in secondary school when mine happened. I was gisting with my crush and she cracked a joke. Suddenly this humongous cattarh flew out of my nostril and fell on her skirt. God I almost had cardiac arrest ![]() 46 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by golddare: 10:02pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
donstan18: Lucky for you nobody had phones or recorded it i bet it will hit a million views in an hour. 5 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Beckysexy(f): 10:02pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Seunpaul01:Lmao |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Katier00(f): 10:02pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
danielnomzy:lol, we will just tolerate them |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Ykc2(m): 10:03pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
My was terrible oooh ,during my apprenticeship with my oga I met one boy who was with our oga before me , inshort he gave me like 2 years in our oga's place,one day he asked me to do something i refused he said he will beat me i told him he cant do it because he was short i thought he was my mate ,God when we get home and we to fetch water down stair this same boy came to where we are fetching water Jack me up with one hand I beg and beg inshort he asked me to kneel down 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Oluwasaeon(m): 10:04pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
GogobiriLalas:Take it easy bro 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Silas6(m): 10:06pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
This morning as i wan comot 4 house, i wear my tight Jean and I no too like to dey wear boxer under tight jean, cuz e no dey give me joy. So as usual, i no wear boxer or pant, just my tight jean. Rain fall well well for Ikoyi this morning and una know as Island be, water everywhere...everybody dey find where to hide make rain no touch dem...i see one bank Atm shade for the other side of the road, na dia people stay and space still dey. But water dey infront of the place so you go need walk down the end of the water to cross the water...me sef bin wan walk to the end of the water oh...naso i see say na fine fine girls dey inside the ATM place...e go make sense if fine boy like me jump the water instead now. Actually, the water no too wide, na something wey person fit jump but nobody just wan take the risk...me i go take am, if i jump am, this fine girls go trip.. Naso i move backwards small....the babes dey look me, me sef cut eye for them come lick lips...i move back well well...come run..as i reach the water, naso i spread leg finish take jump...na ontop the water i dey when i hear Kpraaaaaaa!..my brothers and sisters, i hear kpraaaaaaaa!!!! ...i think say na clap people dey clap for me say i jump wella, my head swell...i spread legs wider..i come notice say fresh air dey enter my body from under, both front and back....i look down see Lagidigbo Akanni Outside dey sing Rain Rain go away...What is your problem u this preeq, did i buy you nursery rhymes book. E tear reach back, my yansh black well well for under light..i no even know which one to cover, front or back and My people, i use hand hold my problem front and back...come fall yakata inside water siddon dia oh... � � � ...these babes dey look me dey laugh..why do bad things happen to the good ones? ....I need a towel ...Mooomooo Miii How i wan even take off am give tailor sew? . Heaven i need a hug ooooo! 85 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by IAmImes: 10:06pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
GogobiriLalas:Linus Okonkwo.. Number 1 lion of Nigeria 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Me 12 Likes
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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by OgaBuhari: 10:08pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
mignone:when once u endure then your body will adapt to it. We usually had lots of presentations and seminars as our assignment and my body adapted to it, my friend that always insisted he fills his tummy with food before attending classes finally met his waterloo as he was presenting and all of a sudden his bowels movement pressed him heavily and he immediately dropped everything and scampered away hurriedly looking for a nearby toilet. It's always embarrassing especially beans which was our everyday delicacy. 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Torie8(f): 10:08pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Mine was when I was in primary school. I was purging and decided to release it near a flower in front of somebody's house, omo na so the gateman come out ooo me and my friends tear race. 9 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by abdullkabar(m): 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Trying hard to remember any, but I just can't Its not as if I haven't been embarrassed by a happening, probably its very long ago OR Because of my AJ background(I don't care) What I would have called my embarrassing moment was the day I was almost crushed by a BRT bus but I believe it to be the day I was given another chance(the experience still hunt me when I try to remember it, happened so fast) 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by americaninja1: 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
lamalang: ![]() |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by nairalanduseles: 10:10pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Shibaraba: Hahahh u got me lol at work ......u should be a comedian i swear i will buy your ticket....thanks for making me laugh 3 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by marwanafrica: 10:11pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
SultanOfPuna:You are very inteligent but you might not know 7 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Mastakija(m): 10:12pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
FrLukas:aswear 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Wetstone: 10:12pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
The day hot shit catch me on top bike for Lagos, hmmm horrible experience I tell you. I come tell the bike man to de dodge all the bad spots because anything fit happen. When I manage reach where I de go eeh, I just throw money I no collect change if you see run wey run enter toilet although my boxer stain small sha but I try � � 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Seunpaul01(m): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Culin: No o, u must share it o ![]() It has happened and gone. U read some, u share some. It couldn't be more embarrassing than opening your yanch - either accidentally or not, for the public pleasure 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by dododawa1: 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
the day my ROD refused to stand in front of free PUNA. 5 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by ScotMisile: 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
donstan18:LMAO |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by OlawaleBammie: 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
MissJoy29:Ahhhhh, ina omo orara ooooo how i wished tho... 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
OlawaleBammie:Speak English joor |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 10:15pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
NobleAngell: Nawa o. eb like say ur village pple carry mess swear 4 ur head o 5 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by lemonys(m): 10:16pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
I was about climbing okada and my trouser went skraa pa pa pa 2 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Ishilove: 10:16pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Michaelfucker:Year 1, undergrad. I was forming sisi eko and refused to wear my medicated glasses. I was invited to an end of the year Chrismas carol at Erastus Akingbola hall (I think. I forget the name of the hall. It's in the middle of campus). I left my glasses in my hand bag and was cat walking down the stairs in the middle of the auditorium, squinting like a mole in the semi-darkness when I missed a step and bounced like a table tennis ball down the stairs before finally settling down at the bottom in an ungainly heap. Everyone stopped chatting to stare (the hall was FULL), before somebody realised I was a damsel in distress. A nice young man lifted me up, helped to straighten my disheveled clothes before leading me to a seat. Shamefacedly, I sank my aching bum in and resolutely ignored the whispered ''sorry'' people sent my way. After the program ended, I fell down noisily outside the auditorium. Thankfully the people there weren't many yet but because my bag with my glass case inside hit the ground, it attracted attention. Oh, I blush at the memory. ![]() It was my sister who I had been keeping malice with for over two weeks that lifted me up from where I lay, stunned senseless, and asked "Ishi, why didn't you wear your glasses??" Why, indeed. ![]() How about when i attended lecture at the hall behind adjacent the main Library? I forgot the back of the seat was not screwed in properly, leaned back and fell in between the rows of seats, with my two legs sticking straight up. It was uber embarrassing because I was stuck and lecture had to be interrupted so that some hefty guys could extricate me. I was wedged in-between the rows, you see. *sigh ![]() ![]() 37 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by henryduru2(m): 10:17pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Silas6:chisos guy my ribs 21 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Nikes(m): 10:18pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Well I wouldn't try to go back in time. I'll talk about the one that happened this morning. I woke up around 4am with a running stomach and felt I needed to relieve myself. And oh....by the way, na beans cause am ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by ScotMisile: 10:18pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
SultanOfPuna:wicked you 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by nairalanduseles: 10:19pm On Feb 06, 2020 |
Karemarealty288: I swear i go know you ......this incident happens early 2000 right 1 Like |
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