IAmImes:
I wear my cloth the wrong way and nobody tell me... I enter bus, passengers no tell me ohh..na when I reach party I calm down siddon dey smile na one babe con tell me.. I just weak

roladex:
The day my pant trouser tore as I was sitting on a bike.and I dint wear pant. It tore from the top of my anus to the front of my virginal.it was as if d ground should open up.chaii
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Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

whippersnapper:
lmao welldone kriss kross

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Ishilove:

Why are Nigerians so sensitive? If a much older person tells my father "you were in primary school when I was in 100 level", does that automatically mean he is calling my dad a kid?

Ezemust:
Me wey dey fear snake naim i come go my inlaw house as we dey inside naim we come dey hear people dey shout snake o snake o.instead wey i go jump window naim i come dey form man at home.i cum rush go find stick nd as i dey fear de doam i no notice say d stick wey i carry no strong.na so i come rush hit snake with all my pawa naim d stick come brake nd i come fall ontop d snake.na so i just shiit 4 bodi.my inlaws just dey luk me

Ishilove:

Why are Nigerians so sensitive? If a much older person tells my father "you were in primary school when I was in 100 level", does that automatically mean he is calling my dad a kid?

brainhgeek:
..so, I was siting next to the Pastor's roll for that vigil. Everywhere was so quiet save for the preacher's gentle voice. Then came this moment when one Kain demonic breeze blew that made me doze off for few seconds. The next thing I heard was a thunderous sound that shook my chair and overshadowed even the voice of the preacher using microphone. Brethren and sistren in the Lord, I farted!
I couldn't deny it. It was so thunderous that it was the vibration that deported me from dream Land. I couldn't run out of the church, I was almost at the front roll. I couldn't enter the ground, I couldn't lift my head up. The preacher became silent and the once silent congregation erupted into murmuring and laughter.
I waited till it was time for people to start binding their village people in prayers. I jejely sneaked out and located one pathmos where no one could trace me. Immediately the vigil was over, I didn't wait till day break, I sneaked out of the church like a thief.
The trauma of that shame is s hunting me till date. I can drink one #300 coffee anytime I am going for vigil.

Ishilove:

Year 1, undergrad. I was forming sisi eko and refused to wear my medicated glasses. I was invited to an end of the year Chrismas carol at Erastus Akingbola hall (I think. I forget the name of the hall. It's in the middle of campus). I left my glasses in my hand bag and was cat walking down the stairs in the middle of the auditorium, squinting like a mole in the semi-darkness when I missed a step and bounced like a table tennis ball down the stairs before finally settling down at the bottom in an ungainly heap.

Everyone stopped chatting to stare (the hall was FULL), before somebody realised I was a damsel in distress. A nice young man lifted me up, helped to straighten my disheveled clothes before leading me to a seat. Shamefacedly, I sank my aching bum in and resolutely ignored the whispered ''sorry'' people sent my way.

After the program ended, I fell down noisily outside the auditorium. Thankfully the people there weren't many yet but because my bag with my glass case inside hit the ground, it attracted attention. Oh, I blush at the memory.

It was my sister who I had been keeping malice with for over two weeks that lifted me up where I lay, stunned senseless, and asked "Ishi, why didn't you wear your glasses??"

Why, indeed.

How about when i attended lecture in the hall behind adjacent the main Library? I forgot the back of the seat was not screwed in properly, leaned back and fell in between the rows of seats, with my two legs sticking straight up. It was uber embarrassing because I was stuck and lecture had to be interrupted so that some hefty guys could extricate me. I was wedged in-between the rows, you see.

*sigh

Blu03:
yey!
Aww. Atleast they didn't see it, okay?

winkmart:


If a girl never called you with her mum's number, you are dating yourself.

NobleAngell:
See your big mouth.

Froshloaded:


Nah,
They can't see the forbidden fruit

Ishilove:

Trust me, I'm not. You were probably still in primary school or JSS class when I was in 100 level.

Blu03:
Forbidden fruit? Don't use that word again!
It's tempting.
Remember Eve?

Style007:
Now the question is, how do you know you are very much older??

XaintJoel20:


You are very funny.

I am laughing out loud.
Thanks for making my day

OlawaleBammie:

I said hiw i wished ur colleague did not notice...

it would be.... stew everywhere

Brightgem:
I thank God for you as well, I served as a teacher and know the mischief of students. That would have been totally embarrassing o!

Lurkin:
me when I dey watching porn with earpics inside lecture hall without knowing the thing dey sound out

larryking540:


I miss University days Sha,,,,,sometimes man will think he will not graduate but the story is different now

Style007:
Now the question is, how do you know you are very much older??

LJ1759:
mine was a near embarrassing moment.
we were having a church program, and i was one of the choir in the youth department. when it was time for lunch, as per church worker i have to partake in the sharing of food. as we were standing over the food, waiting for it to be dished (coz the food was in a very big basin) so the sharing will begin, i decided to move closer to the basin not knowing that my right toe has entangled itself to the mouth of my left trouser. i almost fell inside the basin but God so kind there was a pillar near me. i quickly gripped the pillar in order to avoid falling face flat into the basing containing hot (in hausa........kunun cinkafa) if you know what i mean. it wouldnt have been funny though

XaintJoel20:

Eze tell me you are joking.

MissJoy29:
You are not serious