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Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ikorodureporta: 6:40pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
We've heard of people rejecting their neighbor's gift, disposing anything a friend borrowed, & landlords carrying out "rituals' in the compound... etc Let's Share Our Experiences 21 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ikorodureporta: 6:48pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I have many things to say... There was a woman living close to the entrance of my former house. She had a tiny broom which was always kept across the entrance door. Den, anytime me & my siblings dey go out, na to kick the broom throway from road first....she dey always use back enter house too Slhe was an ogboni member... 172 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by FatherBona: 7:02pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Don't get me started............. My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market ![]() ![]() ![]() My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie. ![]() I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes. God is my only hope. Can't wait to leave these place 283 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ArcFresky(m): 7:02pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Always ran away from fetish people... Not because I was scared, but because I don't want nonsense wahala.... My e,x bestfriend, was doing yahoo, naso I catch am sitting down on white cloth, with calabash... Since that day... He became my ex... Lol There was something he always did then.. Whenever we were going out, we would all be ready... As all of us step outside lyk dis, nigger will go back inside house for close to ten minutes.... Now, I don't even pick his calls anymore. Edit: In sec school FGC, Odogbolu, on a boys outing one fateful day, a phone got missing where we went to relax. We all claimed ignorance, so we had to visit a palace to swear innocence. I wasn't even forced, I went on my own... Nairlanders, as I steped into the palace, my pinky toe started itching me. Baba sef no swear for us again, said we were too young to understand what we were about to do. 355 Likes 24 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Auntyesther(f): 7:09pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
This thread go long and sweet... lemme collect space 112 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by donstan18: 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Hustle ooo!! Make you no get space for brain to dey think of fetish people. 161 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by GOVERNMENTBOY20: 7:13pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home. You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash. The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know? There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names... Whose name? We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ... Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me. no wonder I have been unable to pay my complete rent for over two years and running Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Sarah20A:stay tuned I will finish it later . Happy Sunday 1053 Likes 93 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Yustash001(m): 7:36pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
What is common here is traders spreading charm on the floor or even burying it in front of their shop just to attract costumers.... 59 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Drince: 8:09pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by superlanny(m): 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella. Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind. Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma. Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot. I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil. For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man" I must still fire chioma. 89 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by NwaAmaikpe: 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
![]() Okay I'd share a bit. An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant. She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb. She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum. There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over. She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids. This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife. There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town. She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband. She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him. Guess what, the baby was a replica of him. I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market. Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand. Finally There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging. She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies. To this day I'd never understand why. But the greatest of them all is my own superstition. Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me. Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law". I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe". 266 Likes 24 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Although we never believe in anything fetish, juju, voodoo, village people, But 2 Children of hate, perdition and frustration, Enemies of the state....[color=#990000]BEWARE, lest you go blind soon! Kenturkey048: Roon9: Even when our post did not mention nor quote anyone's moniker, Mr turkey and his fellow tin are fighting to be the first to quote us already. So these kids know their original names without calling them out!? They are afraid of glaucoma! ![]() Una neva see anytin..... ![]() *singing*, Our Song of The Decade...already! My blessings come now Favour fall down on me Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday Everything wey I touch For this life, anything wey I want Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o Na me get am o If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem If bad belle come, make you (blind) dem My time don come oo Ayo wa ba le mi o Ire ooo – ire Ayomide o – Ayomide Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me Shey na money wey u want - Oya o Abi o fe ra moto o Time don come o Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o Happiness knocking – wole wa Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa And blessing calling Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o......sing till fade...... GOVERNMENTBOY20:Hahahaha, Our belle ooo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We don laff tire for area! Come finish d tory biko Wetin come happen after you burst enter bathroom? Lol ![]() 53 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by iLegendd(m): 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
No go area. This is why I love being alone. Seen death severally from these wicked people, but thank God I'm still breathing. 44 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by RapistOnBail: 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
![]() To hell with lying on Neighbours, My real Fetish is watching Brother And Sister(Incest) fvck. That shii right there is the real FETISH. 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Slawormir: 9:59pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Damnnnnn niggarrr As a real niggarrr I don't associate with such people And i don't believe in such things 36 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by daddytime(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
The world is deep. 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by mascot87(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I just got to find out yesterday that one of my neighboor has a snake as pet and they leave in the same room ![]() That must be fetishistic 18 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Roon9(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Light and darkness has nothing in common. When I was in the university I use to be this everybody's guy especially in my hostel, We all lived like brothers and sisters. One day during our mfmcf prayer meeting a sister just looked at me and said "bro, please stop putting your shoes outside your door at night". I just waved it off but somehow I stopped leaving my stuffs outside. Exactly 2 weeks later a girl in that lodge offhandedly asked me why I no longer put my shoes outside? ![]() The way i looked at her she instantaneously knew she blew her cover. Going forward she stopped talking to me or even being near me. Omo this life ehn ![]() 260 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by kittykollinxx(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep. This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night 16 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by mascot87(m): 10:00pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Slawormir: What the hell is wrong with you? Is that the answer to the question been asked? 115 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by BruncleZuma: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I used to have friends who believed that without work, God will provide money and goodies to them and if they fast and pray long enough it will happen faster. Another believed in "Blood money". Another believed in "Village People", his go to excuse for his personal choices and f*ckups. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Olam09(m): 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by mytime24(f): 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by AlhajiImam: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
The jinns are still powerful and existent but with our daily prayers to Allah he will help us to conquer and over come them Insha Allah. I pity the infidels 70 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by geedot: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Fetish people are something else. Their orientation has become so warped that, they see those that are not like them as fool. You hear them saying "you don't understand anything about this life". It affects their analytical perspective, it makes them blame everybody but themselves. They always see enemies everywhere. 170 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Offpoint: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
Got one Cele woman like that, there things she does I sometimes wondered if she's mentally sound. Don't bother greeting from 5am down to 6am, she won't answer you. She doesn't sleep at home, every night church and she returns by 5am. She most spring water at her door, sweep the door front with broom, open the door, spring water, swing broom around before she enters. The woman rituals are 10 much, she gave me Xmas food one certain time... I ate the damn thing and start falling in love with her daughter... Thank God for my village people, I'm free from love spell today. 98 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by iCauseTrouble: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Dozie32(m): 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I no get feltish friends, and I no want get.. 13 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by xynerise: 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
My experience was actually those people dropping one ugly looking food on the road as sacrifice to their gods. Food wey oil full and no fish or meat ![]() 70 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by MrThisandthat(m): 10:01pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
While serving back then in Akwa Ibom state... My landlord placed a bottle of fanta in the middle of the compound that it scares all the ogbanjes away! 15 Likes 3 Shares |
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