RapistOnBail:


To hell with lying on Neighbours, My real Fetish is watching Brother And Sister(Incest) fvck. That shii right there turns even the demon on.

ekwerendi:
Chai politics ado mkpo ekpurikpo(politics is a cartel thing).
A friend of mine stood for an election with one of his course,could you imagine the other guy went and did jazz and my friend's name and face wasn't on the ballot paper.... the guy went unopposed.....
Later that my friend was given the VP.

ikorodureporta:
I have many things to say...
There was a woman living close to the entrance of my former house. She had a tiny broom which was always kept across the entrance door. Den, anytime me & my siblings dey go out, na to kick the broom throway from road first....she dey always use back enter house too

Slhe was an ogboni member...

superlanny:
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella.
Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind.
Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma.
Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot.
I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil.
For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man"
I must still fire chioma.

superlanny:
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella.
Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind.
Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma.

Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot.

I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil.
For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man"
I must still fire chioma.

but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back

kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

Offpoint:
Got one Cele woman like that, there things she does I sometimes wondered if she's mentally sound.

Don't bother greeting from 5am down to 6am, she won't answer you.
She doesn't sleep at home, every night church and she returns by 5am.

She most spring water at her door, sweep the door front with broom, open the door, spring water, swing broom around before she enters.

The woman rituals are 10 much, she gave me Xmas one certain time... I ate the damn thing and start falling in love with her daughter...

Thank God for my village people, I'm free from love spell today.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

Oracle23:


Fake news

Auto200:
This one fear me oh!

Are you really serious?

Oracle23:


How did u know it chased ogbanjes away?

cRobo:



How effective is it then?

Mineisgrace:
if I were you, only if I were you. I would drink that fanta

Roon9:



Are you sure everything is well with you?

legba1:
I remembered living with an old friend whose mum was a super jaz woman....the mum go just land Saturdays like that for our door mouth and give the guy soaps and all sort to baf with......

You cant imagine what I went through living in the same apartment with this guy.....it was a 2bedroom house where we share convenience. Ultimately his activities turned me to an early bather as I strive to bathe before him everyday.......the mum na white church garment prophetess.....The guy later travel to yankee and return to pick mama for holiday....funny side is mama refuse to return to naija and shes now stucked over there

Mineisgrace:
if I were you, only if I were you. I would drink that fanta

Emperor4tune:
all men could be fetish at some point due to what people thing or feel is inapopraite base on their believe,culture,religion and ethnic differences about others.e.g how will you feel seeing me eating snake,offcourse you will feel am fetish to eat snakes because your believe deos'nt support it & lot more,how will you feel seeing aboki washing his preek by the side of the road with satchet water before bowing down to pray to Allah at noon,fetish right?,infact i can boldly tell you that most muslims sees regular communion taken by christians as a fetish practice because they dont believe in it,so the bentch mark is this MIND YOUR BUSINESS & YOU WILL FIND PEACE WITH ALL MEN

PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

americaninja1:
Lived with one mama like dat, Ino use 2weeks b4 I japa. She has a full 2bedroom flat for her gods. They worship it in the morning and evening . She’s an Alhaja even d Alfa’s dat comes visiting her enter d shrine apt to pay homage. Dey get drums an sing praise and worship. Wat scared me was a day d idol worshippers came over enmass, as dey we’re doing d killing of goat an stuffs outside , I took out my fone and videoed all. I played d video and d video just hung and stopped playing wennit got to d sacrifice part. But other videos played well. I vamooze straight

americaninja1:
Lived with one mama like dat, Ino use 2weeks b4 I japa. She has a full 2bedroom flat for her gods. They worship it in the morning and evening . She’s an Alhaja even d Alfa’s dat comes visiting her enter d shrine apt to pay homage. Dey get drums an sing praise and worship. Wat scared me was a day d idol worshippers came over enmass, as dey we’re doing d killing of goat an stuffs outside , I took out my fone and videoed all. I played d video and d video just hung and stopped playing wennit got to d sacrifice part. But other videos played well. I vamooze straight

GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me. no wonder I have been unable to pay my complete rent for over two years and running



Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Anything for you boy

doctore212:
My Olosho uses a red handkerchief to clean her kpekus before we bang.

I don't know whether na fetish be that one, but she dey give me all styles even the day I no get money.

I like her oo and even planning to carry her to see my parents after my service year

eni4real:
That is Nollywood-like!!!

[s]:

Ehya,
Poor Cownu.
RIP to Cownu wherever he is.
Na dat part pain us pass[/s]!

dailynaijanews:
this happened in Ibadan?

Oracle23:

Na u make am ogboni member?