legba1:
I remembered living with an old friend whose mum was a super jaz woman....the mum go just land Saturdays like that for our door mouth and give the guy soaps and all sort to baf with......

You cant imagine what I went through living in the same apartment with this guy.....it was a 2bedroom house where we share convenience. Ultimately his activities turned me to an early bather as I strive to bathe before him everyday.......the mum na white church garment prophetess.....The guy later travel to yankee and return to pick mama for holiday....funny side is mama refuse to return to naija and shes now stucked over there

chichiana:




You sound like a born troway�(bastard). All these people raised with falsehood by all dis single mothers sha. I doubt if you ever had a dad or root or if your dad ever had a root..

chichiana:




You sound like a born troway�(bastard). All these people raised with falsehood by all dis single mothers sha. I doubt if you ever had a dad or root or if your dad ever had a root..

SangoOlukosoOba àpost=86494280:


Those ones are learner's

Been led by fraudsters.

Bro, when you meet powers that be, you will sell poo and become a millionaire. The idea is not always the "give and take" you watch in home videos. The order of this world, our existence, has spiritually made men over me .

The edge is knowledge!

cRobo:


I really wish there is anything I could do to alleviate you


But I'll keep you in prayers

Meanwhile, did the ex girlfriend confess after the incident or the family did any spiritual findings?

Stay strong

SangoOlukosoOba:


Those ones are learner's

Been led by fraudsters.

Bro, when you meet powers that be, you will sell poo and become a millionaire. The idea is not always the "give and take" you watch in home videos. The order of this world, our existence, has spiritually made men over me .

The edge is knowledge!

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

Legitdimple:
So I use to work in a supermarket some years back,I had this Nupe colleague that was extremely jealous of me for no reason,it got so bad that my other co- workers asked me if I had ever wronged her in anyway. I had to abscond from the job as I got a better offer else where,do you know this babe did not come to work a day after I stopped? Babe wey no dey talk to me,called me the next day that she too done stop work. It was kind of scary for me really,haven't heard from her till date.

PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! jesus

kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

YINKS89:
she loves you

superlanny:
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella.
Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind.
Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma.
Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot.
I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil.
For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man"
I must still fire chioma.

ikorodureporta:
We've heard of people rejecting their neighbor's gift, disposing anything a friend borrowed, & landlords carrying out "rituals' in the compound... etc

Let's Share Our Experiences

cRobo:





I have read many your post on different thread boosting about the efficacy of your power

Now I want to ask you in regards to the above said that you can be selling poo and be a millionaire


Dude are actually that rich right now

Can you boost of your own building in banana island

Please I want to know

chichiana:




You sound like a born troway�(bastard). All these people raised with falsehood by all dis single mothers sha. I doubt if you ever had a dad or root or if your dad ever had a root..

Akpaamunsi:

I bu akpa amu nsi.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

SangoOlukosoOba:


Even if I record, they will call it film trick.

But it's against Ethics. Normally I shouldn't do to show powers, he just provoked me.

PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! jesus

nduchucks:
Why don't you people use your fetish powers to remove your thieving politicians from office, or the face of the earth for that matter.

Mtcheeeew.

kingxsamz:


Osheeeyy, oya record and show everyone na.
What's stopping you?

SangoOlukosoOba:


Believe me! If you in cartegory of people that don't believe in powers revolving with Earth, then I will advice you to seek knowledge.

When I say knowledge, not books.

Transitions!

DropsMic:
When i was a student in UNN there was a time i was broke as hell... Had no valuable asset on me whatsoever except my phone... So naturally son of man decided to sell it so that he can keep body and soul together from the proceeds

But trouble struck...

The very day i was supposed to sell the phone, na that very day person sneak into my room steal am

I was livid, i asked my friends, my roommate and everyone in my lodge but they all denied...

Then a friend of mine told me not to worry that he will take me somewhere and that the person who stole the phone go come out..

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

I followed the gut to the place.. When we entered i was flabbergasted.. First the native doctor was a woman and second she had a very gigantic picture of Jesus Christ on her wall...

After explaining to the woman what happened. She told me to write the names of the people I'm suspecting.

Being a mad man.. I didn't want to make her jib easy.. So wrote down the names of everyone who had ever stepped foot in my room.. Altogether i wrote about 12 names in separate papers, folded and handed it to the woman.

After doing her incantations she randomly selected 4 names and said to me... One of them took your phone. Go back and ask them one by one. If they all deny it come back.. I will strike whoever took it with Ibi (Igbo word).

I thanked her and left the shrine with my friend. Immediately i was outside i unfolded the names of the four suspects and voila.. All of them na my roommates (that was when it dawned on me that thus was ni Childs play), But out of the four three traveled so it was remaining just one (mr j).

To end the story, mr j confessed when i approached him, and paid me the exact amount i intended selling it for.

AlhajiImam:
The jinns are still powerful and existent but with our daily prayers to Allah he will help us to conquer and over come them Insha Allah.

I pity the infidels

SangoOlukosoOba:


Even if I record, they will call it film trick.

But it's against Ethics. Normally I shouldn't do to show powers, he just provoked me.