ArcFresky:
Always ran away from fetish people... Not because I was scared, but because I don't want nonsense wahala....

My e,x bestfriend, was doing yahoo, naso I catch am sitting down on white cloth, with calabash... Since that day... He became my ex... Lol

There was something he always did then.. Whenever we were going out, we would all be ready... As all of us step outside lyk dis, nigger will go back inside house for close to ten minutes....

Now, I don't even pick his calls anymore.

. See your logic makes sense. Even if sorcery isn't real i would still be wary of someone willing to use it. As what else are you willing to do? The things they are required to do is so insane. Imagine being asked to sleep with your mother, eat poop or s sacrifice a person spiritually and you actually believe you are taking a person's soul. Once you can agree to do any of those things you have zero qualms after that. Juju is a placebo. After you sleep with your mother wetin else remain wey u no fit do to suceed? You will murder your best friend in their sleep. You have become ruthless.

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1Sharon:


Pls use your powers to help make nigeria a better country

you sound childish sis

I remember this older friend I used to have. I visited him one day and baba was playing hard metal rock! Those kind of rock music you won't hear a word they saying, just screams, and hard strings to give someone a serious headache. This man was playing the rock music on the loudest volume. When he was done I asked what was all that about, and he told me he was from one church like that (never heard the name before and can't remember). It sounded like one of those ogboni or Freemason church. He said the they were the true and supreme church bla bla bla... Even at my young age I knew there was something off about what he told me..Since then I gave myself brain and stopped visiting him. Make baba no use me for rituals one day.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

u should be crowned "the chief of lamba "...

ur lies are epic

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

and you are still living there. place try and get a new place. before He destroy una destiny

vicben27:
and you are still living there. place try and get a new place. before He destroy una destiny

Na funds dey hold me o

Roon9:
Light and darkness has nothing in common. When I was in the university I use to be this everybody's guy especially in my hostel, We all lived like brothers and sisters.

One day during our mfmcf prayer meeting a sister just looked at me and said "bro, please stop putting your shoes outside your door at night". I just waved it off but somehow I stopped leaving my stuffs outside. Exactly 2 weeks later a girl in that lodge offhandedly asked me why I no longer put my shoes outside?

The way i looked at her she instantaneously knew she blew her cover. Going forward she stopped talking to me or even being near me. Omo this life ehn

Leave story. She had a crush on you and used your shoes to scope when you de in or not. Calm your tits

I used to patronize one rusted fish seller in my State. One day I bought the fish and was waiting for my change. She opened her bag to give me my change and I peep into the bag. I saw what amazed me, the woman tied up something around baby toy and put it in the bag. She probably tied all her costumers..... that was the last day I bought the fish.

PregnantlySingu:
Amen. Thank you

Sorry for your loss .......if u need anything feel free to ask .....sad

kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

Na wa for you o. People use soap and native sponge. It is biodegradable unlike plastic that pollutes the environment. It is cheaper and better. All these plastic wey de change DNA. Na your type no go bear your language name say na fetish. No chop palmoil say na fetish. Only burgers and potato fries for you. Yam is of the devil.

AlhajiImam:
The jinns are still powerful and existent but with our daily prayers to Allah he will help us to conquer and over come them Insha Allah.

I pity the infidels

Pity your Pedophile Prophet who was neck seized by a jinn that the lying Christian, Waraqa told him was Jibril.

Pity the 54year old prophet Muhammad who thought it okay to seize the wife of his adopted son, Zaynab after seen her unclothedness one day then revealing Surah 33 ayat 50 to give him access to anything on skirt and pants even if they are on his paternal and maternal sides.

Finally, pity yourself who still thinks this illiterate self-proffessed murderous cross-dresser epileptic schizophrenic pervert prophet Muhammad is real.

I once visited a friend in his Mama's house (not real mum though). When I got there, my nigga was complaining of hunger, he then went to the kitchen to see if he can fix something and I followed him. While in the kitchen i saw a heap of big yams at a corner, I then told him to make yam for himself nau. He replied by saying "them nor dae chop these yams oo" that it's some what a sacrifice. I felt cold immediately.
Then as we were walking back to the sitting room, passing the hallway was a room adjacent to it where candles were litted all on the floor, as I see am eehh, na so my head big once. I nor go that house again

BruncleZuma:
I used to have friends who believed that without work, God will provide money and goodies to them and if they fast and pray long enough it will happen faster.

Another believed in "Blood money". Another believed in "Village People", his go to excuse for his personal choices and f*ckups.

A lot of us believe this. In fact northerners have a thing called "Risq" . They believe God provides this maintenance/blessing with each child they have. I am not sure if other muslims like yoruba ones follow the same logic

PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

How far are you pls don't abort .........if u need assistance talk to his family and feel free to holla at me

geedot:
Fetish people are something else. Their orientation has become so warped that, they see those that are not like them as fool. You hear them saying "you don't understand anything about this life".
It affects their analytical perspective, it makes them blame everybody but themselves. They always see enemies everywhere.

This! I wish NL allowed medals. You deserve it. You win this thread.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

well done Sir, keep sleeping with people's wives. it's like u are a cultist God help you

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, devil na junior brother where u dey, infact he dey learn work were u dey sef

SangoOlukosoOba:


Brilliant question!

Mere humans have always believed wealth is the ultimate. Even when the books they read tell them knowledge is power.

If a land in Banana Island is what makes you feel at the top of the pyramid, knowledge will get you.

As we go deeper in our inquest, choices vary

Why the wealthiest mostly want power.

But trust me, you will never lack what you desire at some point. Your choices will lead you on

Awesome answer,

To be honest first time I will have a chat with someone into diabolic things that is so articulate and fluent with English,

So if I understand you,

Your priority is mainly the power not material things?

Well I guess you are living the comfortable life you wished for

Everyone actually do have their goals and priority

Guess you are living your dream

Contentment in life is happiness not actually luxuries and I guess you are


I'm a Christian and I have no right to discriminate what you believe, but for every did we will be held accountable so urge you to use your so called power for good


But I am made to understand that the devil(the spiritual forces behind your power) don't give anything for free, you will have to pay back one way or the other


Peace

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

since u are an expert in sleeping with people's wives, u will end up in the pit with shame and disgrace. . I know u r joking aha, but that's what happens to those who sleep with people's wives willingly and knowingly.

xynerise:
My experience was actually those people dropping one ugly looking food on the road as sacrifice to their gods. Food wey oil full and no fish or meat

Would you have eaten if there was meat on them or what?

kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

Not all black soap and native sponge is voodoo

PregnantlySingu:
Amen

Good Morning please keep the Child o.. return him or her to your fiancee family if you do not intend taking care of him or her..The only thing a man would live behind that still make sense is a child. ...I know the finance and emotional burdens could be crazy but don't terminate his and your blood.If one leave an estates people wey no get shame would be waiting to divide it and the person cease to be the owner anyway once gone. Trust me spirits don't joke with their kids o ...I have delivered my message to you.

PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

notify his family, the child may be a blessing to you some day! abortion is not way out.

My landlady just last night walked by my door entrance straight to my backyard without knocking,I was inside my house and noticed footsteps, so immediately I ran outside because I was cooking with my bass cylinder outside and immediately I saw my landlady closed to my cooking gas and pot pointing touch at a window adjacently opposite to where I'm cooking so immediately I greeted her and was watching what she wanted to do,out of guilty conscience she said she was looking for something
The something she was looking she never said what it was,so I was still there watching until she shamelessly left....
Dunno what to believe but this woman is supposed to be an elder in the church she's a window and has grown up kids living in different states,but whatever evil she has in mind against me would definitely go back to her a thousand time's

My own story one rich guy wey no dey enter office from his face instead he turn and enter backward he try as if he is greeting other people at the gate. The man is rich but I am scared of this gestures what ever he said stand you can't even think of asking further question.

Sunnycliff:
Good save us from evil men in the society

Amen

I use to work in one motel like that before I secured a good place during my I.T program. The owner of that motel is a woman. she has this particular broom tied with red cloth. she instructed my colleague to always use that broom to sweep the entrance of the establishment early in the morning everyday before the wake of customers. and more also, she wakes up every night to carry out some incantation around the compound. I had to muster courage to collect a month salary before leaving the place. mind you, she doesn't miss any church program

GermanMelania:

A lot of us believe this. In fact northerners have a thing called "Risq" . They believe God provides this maintenance/blessing with each child they have. I am not sure if other muslims like yoruba ones follow the same logic

If that is what makes them sleep well at night, to everyman his Chi.