Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by membranus: 9:25am On Feb 09, 2020 |
NwaAmaikpe: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Okay I'd share a bit.
An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant. She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb. She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.
There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over. She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids. This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.
There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town. She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband. She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him. Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.
I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market. Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.
Finally There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging. She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies. To this day I'd never understand why.
But the greatest of them all is my own superstition. Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.
Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".
I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe". It is now I know you are a devil. May God protect us from you. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Mires: 9:25am On Feb 09, 2020 |
PregnantlySingu: My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple. Jesus!!! Are you for real? |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Scottallen: 9:29am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Dpaulie: let’s see and I will try one on u, I can bet you see an instant result before h move an inch Try one on me please! What do you need? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by FatherBona: 9:35am On Feb 09, 2020 |
anthonyuncle:
u should be crowned "the chief of lamba "...
ur lies are epic What's more baffling is the rate at which gullible pricks on this platform believe him, I don't get ![](/faces/huh.png) 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by emonis88: 9:36am On Feb 09, 2020 |
post=86493200:
Ehya,
Poor Cownu.
RIP to Cownu wherever he is.
Na dat part pain us pass!
......and u dey fornicate?!
Okay ooo
Hahaha!!! Becareful u don't go blind with hate. Lol! |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by aishatmusah(f): 9:37am On Feb 09, 2020 |
KushLyon: OK mine isn't really concerning a friend or a neighbor or anything relating to someone I know, but since I'm living in Edo state, things like this na everyday something. The recent one happened yesterday when I visited ikpoba river with some of my coursemates for an assignment and we noticed a particular tree with dozens of white women pictures pinned to it, some tied with red cloth while some others have small padlock around it. At the base of the tree, a number of dead chickens were tied around it, some already decaying while some were still fresh. The whole place have a eerie feeling and I was getting bad vibes from the air. We were still going on with our business when one alhaji, his wife and little kid just turn up o, the mother started washing the little girl's feet in the river while the man was doing incantations, then later they brought out a steel tray filled with sweets, biscuits and some other goodies and poured it inside the river then left. It wasn't long when they left when the little kids that live close to the river started jumping into it and gathered all the goodies the couple through inside. I guess they are the gods ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) The girl belongs to the water kingdom; so they came to offer sacrifices. This is usually done every year... 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 9:38am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Mineisgrace(f): 9:38am On Feb 09, 2020 |
proclinician:
because u cant afford it?? That's why a lot of girls are used for rituals. Longer throat on irrelevant things. Why on earth will you pick 100# fanta from the ground to drink. hello good morning. It's actually 80 naira |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by SenecaTheYonger: 9:39am On Feb 09, 2020 |
seangy4konji: If I start to talk![](/faces/huh.png)
Lol Talk na. If na to write ashawo stories u no go hesistate ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by senchibi: 9:40am On Feb 09, 2020 |
zimdante: My neighbour na ogbonge witch , after my 5 hours morning devotion every morning, she no dey gree see my face, na so she go run enter house like tom and Jerry jam door gboza!.
She Neva see anything, this year she must pack without quit notice. See your mouth why will you spend 5 hours for morning devotion ? You will first pack from that compound for lack of money to pay up your rent . SMH . People and abuse of religion |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Kendroid: 9:41am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Oracle23:
Person wey steal una destiny is still a tiler
Receive sense. Azin eerh, imagine a tiler stealing the blessings of a Barber and still remained a tiler ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 9:41am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Mrshape: 9:42am On Feb 09, 2020 |
DavidEsq:
Ecclesiastics 9:5-6. Pls read it. it is the truth about the dead, that would set u free You are a jw. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by proclinician: 9:43am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Mineisgrace: hello good morning. It's actually 80 naira Okay good morning. You will pick it on the ground and drink then disappear in the middle of the night to forever land abi. That's one vagina down. I wont let that happen. Oya take. 2 Likes
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by OgaBuhari: 9:44am On Feb 09, 2020 |
zexy2030:
U are already under a spell to think like this. Even Jesus says we should pray everyday that God should deliver u from evil. Guy evil dey o. Maybe one person don dey use ur star shine. U dey there to sleep n talk nonsense. Saying that statement indicate u have been used. Education is what u need not Religion or superstition. look at China where it is today and your backward shameless country suffering all these set back because of some superstitious beliefs. can u imagine what just came out of your mind? someone using someone's other star to shine? like seriously are u sure you're not living in a bush or village with these kind of reasoning, it'll be a big shame to Bsc holders if you're a graduate with this kind of mentality. get Education it's the key to overcoming your ignorance 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by OgaBuhari: 9:44am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Dpaulie: come see me and say this, let me try it on you, no matter what you believe in my juju will work on you.. the west and Arab have blindfolded you people Education is what u need not Religion or superstition. look at China where it is today and your backward shameless country suffering all these set back because of some superstitious beliefs. get Education it's the key to overcome your ignorance |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Mineisgrace(f): 9:48am On Feb 09, 2020 |
proclinician:
Okay good morning.
You will pick it on the ground and drink then disappear in the middle of the night to forever land abi. That's one vagina down.
I wont let that happen. Oya take. hahahhah lol |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 9:48am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Roon9:
I feel its beyond that bro. What else could it be??, Trolling? Clout Chasing?? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by GOVERNMENTBOY20: 9:50am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by berbs: 9:52am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by proclinician: 9:56am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by lebete3000: 10:02am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Auntyesther: This thread go long and sweet... lemme collect space Why you no go collect space, when you dey like tin wey dey "long&sweet" ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by FatherBona: 10:04am On Feb 09, 2020 |
vincentjk: My experiences are very weird but I'll mention just one or two;
Demons and spirits are all over my homestead. Some months ago I was home alone watching tv in the parlor then all of a sudden the door of my room just unbolted itself and opened a little, been experiencing this so I tiptoed to see who/what really opened my door all of a sudden the door banged and locked itself back, went inside and didn't find anyone then noticed my dogs seriously barking towards my window side
We no longer allow people to sleep over at our place because last time a friend of mine passed the night at my place. we were both in the parlor, I was eating noodles and bread while watching tv while he slept off on the couch about 15inches away from me and all of a sudden he was struggling and grasping for breath so I quickly rushed to help him out. He woke up screaming that someone wants to strangle him and upon all my pleas he still left that night because he couldn't explain what happened to him.
Different prayers have been conducted but to no avail so we have no option that to live like this in our own house tho it has reduce sha, but the birds hovering around and making a hell of noise all over the especially at night still occur time to time. We have no option than do the cleansing the traditional way and it's been working so far
Some traditional practices ain't bad but one doing juju to hurt an innocent person should be included as a serious crime in africa as a whole Call a Reknowned Catholic priest to consecrate and bless that compound with holy water. 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by SenecaTheYonger: 10:04am On Feb 09, 2020 |
OgaBuhari: Education is what u need not Religion or superstition. look at China where it is today and your backward shameless country suffering all these set back because of some superstitious beliefs. can u imagine what just came out of your mind? someone using someone's other star to shine? like seriously are u sure you're not living in a bush or village with these kind of reasoning, it'll be a big shame to Bsc holders if you're a graduate with this kind of mentality. get Education it's the key to overcoming your ignorance China's traditions, religion, and superstitions are far older and more wildly practised than any religion or tradition in Africa. It's not about religion, It's actually about IQ. There are many religious countries that are prosperous than even white countries, two of them are China and Japan. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by travelland(f): 10:08am On Feb 09, 2020 |
vincentjk: My experiences are very weird but I'll mention just one or two;
Demons and spirits are all over my homestead. Some months ago I was home alone watching tv in the parlor then all of a sudden the door of my room just unbolted itself and opened a little, been experiencing this so I tiptoed to see who/what really opened my door all of a sudden the door banged and locked itself back, went inside and didn't find anyone then noticed my dogs seriously barking towards my window side
We no longer allow people to sleep over at our place because last time a friend of mine passed the night at my place. we were both in the parlor, I was eating noodles and bread while watching tv while he slept off on the couch about 15inches away from me and all of a sudden he was struggling and grasping for breath so I quickly rushed to help him out. He woke up screaming that someone wants to strangle him and upon all my pleas he still left that night because he couldn't explain what happened to him.
Different prayers have been conducted but to no avail so we have no option that to live like this in our own house tho it has reduce sha, but the birds hovering around and making a hell of noise all over the especially at night still occur time to time. We have no option than do the cleansing the traditional way and it's been working so far
Some traditional practices ain't bad but one doing juju to hurt an innocent person should be included as a serious crime in africa as a whole Go to a Catholic Church bookshop, buy incense, light candles, open Bibles and pray. That traditional power you called can't help you, nothing is free in their realm 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by vivalavida(m): 10:08am On Feb 09, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 10:09am On Feb 09, 2020 |
kingxsamz:
You could have made your point without throwing insults, but no. That's if you ever had a point in the first place.
And he's actually right. You yourself believe such because that's what your 'not single mother' and dad trained you to believe. You believe in it because society says so. When are you going to ask questions and speak for yourself? Yes, these things don't exist, so it's either you counter someone who has a different opinion from yours with an intelligent reply or you hold your peace, no need to hurl insults at someone for having a different view. Thank you. ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) You As an African man, born and bred in Nigeria. Notwithstanding how and where you were trained,there are some things you dont need to counter to prove a useless point of being a northern quarter system graduate or you'll always sound ignorant .you own yourself a sound investigation and knowledge of diabolic powers .so that you can believe and be careful of your life, less what you dont know about will kill you. yes you! Dont die of ignorant of what even the most learned person and all academic proffessors in Nigeria knew about,respected and observed...diabolic powers are not tales and theories taught in school, its a reality you must know or believe as a tradition or you'll remain ingnorant of a power that can destroy your little self in few seconds.this the only way an enemy will finish your life and be proud of it cos nothing will happen.be warned! Spirituality has no verdict from any court in the world. I can diabolically kill you infront of the Supreme court with security presence buh nothing will happen...they have no evidence and i have no case...better seek the knowledge so your children wont be a victim... 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by anoziechi(f): 10:18am On Feb 09, 2020 |
FatherBona: Don't get me started............. My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes. God is my only hope. Can't wait to leave these place what is bcs?? |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Loveknitting: 10:21am On Feb 09, 2020 |
FatherBona: Don't get me started............. My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes. God is my only hope. Can't wait to leave these place Wait, you mean you're still there? |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by vincentjk(m): 10:25am On Feb 09, 2020 |
FatherBona:
Call a Reknowned Catholic priest to consecrate and bless that compound with holy water. Two powerful ones have done that but no way. Btw I'm a devoted Catholic but this one is more than Catholic prayers and practices |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by orijintv(m): 10:26am On Feb 09, 2020 |
SangoOlukosoOba:
Am sorry, I won't.
We all on Earth will have eyes if it happens the way you presume.
I really do not understand what this means but it’s okay chief. Thanks for your time. |
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by masterflowx(m): 10:28am On Feb 09, 2020 |
post=86492443: Although we never believe in anything fetish, juju, voodoo, village people, But 2 winches, wicked people some of us @[/color] ever came across in life are blind now, Totally blind!
Children of hate, perdition and frustration, Enemies of the state....[color=#990000]BEWARE, lest you go blind soon!
Even when our post did not mention nor quote anyone's moniker, Mr turkey and his fellow tin are fighting to be the first to quote us already. So these kids know their original names without calling them out!? They are afraid of glaucoma! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Una neva see anytin..... ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
*singing*, Our Song of The Decade...already!
My blessings come now Favour fall down on me Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday Everything wey I touch For this life, anything wey I want Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o Na me get am o If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem If bad belle come, make you (blind) dem My time don come oo Ayo wa ba le mi o
Ire ooo – ire Ayomide o – Ayomide Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me
Shey na money wey u want - Oya o Abi o fe ra moto o Time don come o Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o Happiness knocking – wole wa Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa And blessing calling Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o......sing till fade......
Hahahaha, Our belle ooo . We don laff tire for area! Come finish d tory biko Wetin come happen after you burst enter bathroom? Lol , we too like gist sometimes sef! And some people dey like your senseless comment. Nawa o! 3 Likes |