onyeomanono24:
Sell kayamata or cut dogoyaro mix with herb and gin, you go sell well.

Good news is dat the guys that bought it will not be bold to come online and give bad reviews

walahi nairaland is not just a website,it is life,as in a whole world on it own.....been sad since morning, this cheer me up thanks

Me too I don't have a babe

Let's hear it bro

Offpoint:
Nairalanders! I have a digital business ideas that can make us millions of naira in 2 years from now, the problem is I don't have fund to execute it.

I don't need much, a 100k at least can make a pathway. If you can invest in this idea, kindly quote me.

please o, an not joking.
what is Valentine?

Please, what's the big deal about Valentine's day?
Isn't it just another day?
Why do girls take Valentine's day so special like it's the day they were created, and they feel they should get the most love or gifts?

I am worried how am gonna manage my 6 girlfriends without a fight on that day, all want to spend the day with me.
Managed to brainwash 2 already that I will be on whole day duty which already i am a suspect

kingxsamz:
Get one at an affordable price for your babe if you love her.
Mention me if you're interested.

I wish I can patronise you,but I don't understand what you are selling exactly,is it girl naked body,or skinny girl, or bleaching cream,or slippers breast cream,or blue eye cream?

CAPSLOCKED:


LOL.. E NEVER EVEN START.

NIGERIANS ARE VERY RESTLESS.
IT STARTS WITH CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS HAIR, CHRISTMAS FOOD, CHRISTMAS CLOTHES. AFTER 25TH.... NEW YEAR, NEW YEAR, NEW YEAR.

UP NEXT IS VAL. THESE PEOPLE WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THEY WAKE UP THE DEAD WITH THEIR NOISES.
FOLLOWED BY EASTER. THEN THEY WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES FOR SALAH, AND CHILDRENS DAY BEFORE THAT. THEN THEY DISTURB US WITH HALLOWEEN/INDEPENDENCE DAY.

THEN THEY TAKE MONTHS OFF TO RESUME THE CHANTS THE NEXT DECEMBER. THIS IS THE LIFE THEY LIVE, YEAR IN, YEAR OUT.
. I WON'T LIE I'M TIRED OF THE WAY WE PUT MEANINGLESS EMPHASIS ON VERY USELESS THINGS IN NIGERIA.

I was lost when you mentioned Halloween, how many people celebrate Halloween in Nigeria that you are tired? Let's start from there , maybe you should have added "Thanksgiving " to the list of things Nigerians celebrate too . The way you said Nigerians as if it's only Nigerians that do these celebrations makes it ridiculous

Accept a val bobo

Same here
People getting it all wrong.

henriettttta:
I'm tired of seeing valentine post upandan

UbanmeUdie:




Are there better ways to make money this valentine than the old superior ways?

F^cking older women is the best way to cash out this valentine.

Every other way the OP mentioned is not as lucrative as p^ssy & diick enterprise.

hian pya find me one old woman make i dey knack her qkpako

BarrSly:
Let's hear it bro

Iike make my idea public?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Real niggarrrz don't do love

Love in Nigeria is bullshit nowadays... Love is scam

We dreal niggarr, we stay cool and let it pass�

Valentines day is supposed to be a day of expressing brotherly/agape love, and not just about romantic or sexual affection. It is easy to buy gifts for someone who claims to love you or a sexual partner, but takes brotherly love to buy a gift for that jobless neighbour who you think is a 'smello'. Share your blessings this season.

For event of one night...so I should rush go collect shop and starts a business....you're sick

Offpoint:

You a wicked somebori

Ayam not wicked oo just a business idea.

olurili:
walahi nairaland is not just a website,it is life,as in a whole world on it own.....been sad since morning, this cheer me up thanks

Yes oo am glad i cheered you up.

Nice tips. But those who really need this won't see it.

platido:
For event of one night...so I should rush go collect shop and starts a business....you're sick

Do you need a shop? hell No. Start seeing Valentine as an opportunity to make some quick and legit cash. Look around you, there must be some gap you can fill. You can also start planning now for next year's Val you know.

These businesses are not feasible. Anyway, the poor can try them but for me, even Dangote no see my back.

olurili:
I wish I can patronise you,but I don't understand what you are selling exactly,is it girl naked body,or skinny girl, or bleaching cream,or slippers breast cream,or blue eye cream?

I cartoon photos.

U say make Dem quote you to hear your idea..I quoted u and now you're asking me jamb question.... Anyway wanted to hear your idea cause I've got a tech startup that I'm financing I believe technology is the future if you're serious do hit me up.

Offpoint:

Iike make my idea public?

BarrSly:
U say make Dem quote you to hear your idea..I quoted u and now you're asking me jamb question.... Anyway wanted to hear your idea cause I've got a tech startup that I'm financing I believe technology is the future if you're serious do hit me up.

Boss no vex, na way you take put dey question na confuse me...

reach me 0705 451-5809 make we talk off here


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Copy and paste

More than half of everything written there isn't obtainable here in Nigeria

Offpoint:
Nairalanders! I have a digital business ideas that can make us millions of naira in 2 years from now, the problem is I don't have fund to execute it.

I don't need much, a 100k at least can make a pathway. If you can invest in this idea, kindly quote me.

Let's talk bro

Kingzeez10:
Let's talk bro

Good day, please whatsapp me 0705 451 5809

Ok

start selling condom ... val day is same as fvck day.

henriettttta:
I'm tired of seeing valentine post upandan

I thought I was the only one. Shey na tomorrow?