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How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by SteveOfu: 8:37am On Feb 18, 2020 |
How do you politely tell someone that you want to have sex with them? Hey. My name is ___ My age is ___ My certificate is___ My parents names are ___ My job is ___ I'm here to apply for the job of sexual lubricator 4 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Lawdis(m): 8:48am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Please my dear...the man in me needs the woman in you, I humbly asked 40 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by FatherBona: 9:14am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Let's make out 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by seankafor(m): 9:19am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Here you have your answer 37 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by proclinician: 9:19am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Tell him you are offering discounts and promotional offers for the night so the new business you are starting up just like everyone else with a vagina and below 15 is doing and you are servicing first 50 clients free of charge. Perfect. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Olamsoh: 10:03am On Feb 18, 2020 |
There is no way. When you directly tell a lady that you want to have sex with her, no matter how politely you say it, you have already lost the battle before it begins. However if she is a prostitute, anything goes, either you are polite or not no concern her. Na your money be koko. But I think communicating sexual advance normally should be discreet rather than being grotesquely open about it 12 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Nobody: 10:07am On Feb 18, 2020 |
'suck me beautiful' .. say it as calm as you can and make it sound romantic.. works like magic. 4 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Tonyfx: 11:00am On Feb 18, 2020 |
SteveOfu: 14 Likes
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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:17am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Will you escort me to somewhere I will zip down 4 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:19am On Feb 18, 2020 |
You can share sex position motivational book to that person and say it was a mistake 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by NiklauseFred(m): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Lets go like this With all due respect and honesty,I want to intercourse you. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by pansophist(m): 1:32pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Make sure the person finds you attractive and sexually irresistible, then invite them to your house. If he/she honours the invitation, then go ahead and have sex together. Sex is not something you ask for, or take permission to engage in, it should be spontaneous, and do not make it a question and answer thing, because people do not like to put themselves in a yes/no position. Also, if your intended fuckee is a woman, make sure that there is a scapegoat she can blame that made her have sex, such as alcohol, so she can absorb herself of the possible post-guilt if things goes soar, by blaming it on the alcohol saying that she was drunk and "it just happen". 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Goodlyhrt(m): 1:35pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Some guys na real guru if dey mistakenly catch your babe one on one forgerrit 25 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by vincentjk(m): 2:12pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
E geh as body dy do me o (while staring at her bosom and V spot) she'll flow if she's matured and interested 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Nobody: 2:22pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
like this: please its been long since i had sex and i'm now having stomach ache already. i even heard if a man stays too long without sex he might have prostrate cancer. please kindly help me. 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Skmoda360(m): 2:35pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
SteveOfu:Em never slap you back to default setting before? You will just be remembering your childhood when you are still chasing after goat and dogs in the street. No tell naija girl this kin thing o, I don't know about man sha 3 Likes
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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by solmus: 2:52pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
who ask girls for sex in 2020 anymore, just start with tourching her palms and caressing it, if she doesn't pull her hands .. graduate to leaning abit into her personal space, glide your hands from her face or cheeks to her neck close to he chest and carress it back to her face looking at her and giving her an honest compliment... her reaction would determine if she wants to fvck you or not, . 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by careytommy37(m): 3:03pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Lawdis: You want your arse-hole torn abi? |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by UncleSnr(m): 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Let's copulate or let's have coitus. 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by TradingBinary(m): 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I dont think you are making sense |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by lavylilly: 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
UncleSnr: 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
dapo456:This format don cast tey tey 4 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Nobody: 5:10pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Mad o Ayo so this is the scheme you used pansophist: 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Trailblazer2: 5:12pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
If I was your heart, would you let me beat?! 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Tayor23(m): 5:37pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Lawdis:or pls what can I do in order to have sexual intercourse with you |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by crestedaguiyi: 5:39pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
i like tap your palm wife |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Mathiasa(m): 5:56pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
Go and marry. |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Doubleoh7: 7:03pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
You have nice set of legs. What time do they open? 14 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Hisroyalbadmeat(m): 7:10pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
How much , short time or day break 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by oscarvicto(m): 7:11pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I don't. I just make d move .99% of the time am always correct. But i havent has sex in a very long time now!! |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by dayleke: 7:28pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
1. Je ka dora wa. 2. Mo fe ba e sun. 3. O ti ba mi le o. Je ka wa nnkan se si o. Lol..... 3 Likes |
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by saucerence(m): 7:41pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I beg u done change oil since or ur boyfriend done dig reach where water........ make i use my tools for ur operator na 2 Likes |
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