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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by happney65: 7:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by comradewanle(m): 7:52pm On Feb 18, 2020
dayleke:
1. Je ka dora wa.

2. Mo fe ba e sun.

3. O ti ba mi le o. Je ka wa nnkan se si o.

Lol.....

Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Nwaotu10(m): 9:12pm On Feb 18, 2020
There's no polite way to tell a girl you want to have sex with her.

Just invite her over, have a sexual provocative discussion with her and initiate a kiss . I'm sure she would be turned on.

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by ghettochild4u(m): 10:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
[quote author=SteveOfu post=86746235]How do you politely tell someone that you want to have sex with them?
Hey. My name is ___
My age is ___
My certificate is___
My parents names are ___
My job is ___

I'm here to apply for the job of sexual lubricator[/quote
Werey?? Just say plz I would love to Bleep u

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by A305: 12:42am On Feb 19, 2020
Prepare her mind by discussing funny sex jokes (chat or on call) with her, Get here hooked by triggering and invoking her sexual memories, then, turn those memories to a fantasy of what she wish to be done and how she might likely get it done to her.

Ask of her her kink and secret fetish. If she tells you and flows with you. Then, In subsequent chat or call, Tell her what you would love to do to her (her fetish and kink.)

You subconsciouly using her own desire and fantasies as bait. Then Ask her for a visit. If she agrees. You have played your card well pass stage 1.

When she visits and you meet and exceed her needs/expectations. Congratulations - you just got yourself a sexual partner as she would always come back and sometimes be the one to ask if you around so she can come get a dose of her medicine.

PS: This technique don't work for all girls, Some girls are smarter, some are just being difficult while some could be shy, however, they would chat/talk dirty but will never agree to come to your house. These set girls, you reel them in with love. Just fake the real love for one month then gaslight them, threaten them with break up, they would be at your door step.

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Coolcalmcollect(m): 12:50am On Feb 19, 2020
a girl will always be like "just tell me if it's sex you want" and den decline when you say it is what you want, dats why we gonna keep deceiving y'all to fork you all till y'all grow up and start been matures about sex.

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Sensini123(m): 1:18am On Feb 19, 2020
dapo456:
like this: please its been long since i had sex and i'm not having stomach ache already. i even heard if a man stays too long without sex he might have prostrate cancer. please kindly help me.
Help u? na philanthropist?

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Sensini123(m): 1:20am On Feb 19, 2020
Ladies make una chuk mouth na.

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Sensini123(m): 1:22am On Feb 19, 2020
Tayor23:
or pls what can I do in order to have sexual intercourse with you
She will tell you kill ur mother. Can u do that?

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Okoroawusa: 4:07am On Feb 19, 2020
Sensini123:
Ladies make una chuk mouth na.
Which ladies? For Nairaland? On top this kind matter? Forget it!

If una talk finish una close the thread by una self...we dey veranda

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by zexy2030(m): 5:02am On Feb 19, 2020
No woman can ask any man for sex, except they've done it once or more before. But meeting a fresh guy and u need sex from him, just stare at his dick and get red lollipop. If his smart, he will get d bang.

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by ibuyairtime4: 7:19am On Feb 19, 2020
Naija gels dey have sex?

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by DrBrainstorm(m): 7:46am On Feb 19, 2020
Is ur Project open source? I want to fork it!

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Sensini123(m): 10:06am On Feb 19, 2020
Okoroawusa:
Which ladies? For Nairaland? On top this kind matter? Forget it!
If una talk finish una close the thread by una self...we dey veranda
Lol
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Olamsoh: 4:18pm On Feb 19, 2020
cool
pansophist:
Make sure the person finds you attractive and sexually irresistible, then invite them to your house. If he/she honours the invitation, then go ahead and have sex together. Sex is not something you ask for, or take permission to engage in, it should be spontaneous, and do not make it a question and answer thing, because people do not like to put themselves in a yes/no position.

Also, if your intended fuckee is a woman, make sure that there is a scapegoat she can blame that made her have sex, such as alcohol, so she can absorb herself of the possible post-guilt if things goes soar, by blaming it on the alcohol saying that she was drunk and "it just happen".
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by SteveOfu: 5:10pm On Feb 20, 2020
Trailblazer2:
If I was your heart, would you let me beat?!
Trailblazer2:
If I was your heart, would you let me beat?!
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by SteveOfu: 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2020
angry[quote author=ghettochild4u post=86767609][/quote]
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by bcbones: 5:28pm On Apr 11, 2020
Is it me or Bbw are the naughtiest of all, they have the weirdest fantasies lipsrsealed

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by SteveOfu: 1:57am On Apr 14, 2020
bcbones:
Is it me or Bbw are the naughtiest of all, they have the weirdest fantasies lipsrsealed
lol
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Godsfavour78: 2:23am On Apr 14, 2020
Goodlyhrt:
Some guys na real guru if dey mistakenly catch your babe one on one forgerrit
real matters i knew some bad guys like that.
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Godsfavour78: 2:25am On Apr 14, 2020
DrBrainstorm:
Is ur Project open source? I want to fork it!
lol no be only fork na commit.
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by placeofallure(f): 2:28am On Apr 14, 2020
My bf then, now hubby, I remember I'd just tell him: Leni, mo gbe ja wa ni o! He understands grin

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by NiCurious: 2:30am On Apr 14, 2020
oscarvicto:
I don't. I just make d move .99% of the time am always correct. But i havent has sex in a very long time now!!

.99% ? That is to say, less than one percent of the time? Nobody's going to take your advice! grin
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by DrBrainstorm(m): 7:42am On Apr 14, 2020
Godsfavour78:
lol no be only fork na commit.
Sup bro, saw ur topic on software engineering. What steps have you taken so far?
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Boydehot: 7:55am On Apr 14, 2020
I don't normally ask a lady to visit me.but if she tell me that she want to visit.
My response is always this "if you can spend a night pls don't come"

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by SteveOfu: 6:13am On Oct 01, 2020
grin just
placeofallure:
My bf then, now hubby, I remember I'd just tell him: Leni, mo gbe ja wa ni o! He understands grin

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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Meerahbel: 8:07am On May 08
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Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by tnerro1(m): 2:03pm On May 08
Baby, I want to browse your website , I have my flash ready( condom) all I need is to insert it into your port😁
Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by Okoroawusa: 10:22pm On May 08
I wan nack...

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