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This thread is funny..... We've got a lot of bastards

englishmart:
If you were to share 100k between your parents, how much will each get? And why?

Me, I will give mom 70k and 30k to dad. Reason is, Mom needs a little more love for her enormous sacrifices. Woman has starved and done a lot of strenuous jobs to keep us going

If my parents were to be alive, I would give my mum 40k and my dad 60k. My dad would still give the 60k to my mum anyways. May they continue to rest in peace

seunspice:
Mom: 99,900
Dad: 100 recharge card

If I weren't a Christian and a good one at that, I wouldn't have got the recharge card for the dude.

It is well with you.

englishmart:
If you were to share 100k between your parents, how much will each get? And why?

Me, I will give mom 70k and 30k to dad. Reason is, Mom needs a little more love for her enormous sacrifices. Woman has starved and done a lot of strenuous jobs to keep us going

Lool... Mothers made sacrifices yes.. Quite a lot but I think to a large extent, it is very unfair to downplay the roles our fathers played.... Men go through a lot of shit that we do not know just to ensure their families were comfortable and properly taken care of. If I had 100k, I'd give them equally. Funny thing is, my dad will still give his share 100% to my mum so she still ends up with the entire 100k. He has done it over and over again. Even when you send him something and mumcie doesn't know, he still sends all or at least 90% of it to her.

50/50

My dad gave us everything. Was the main earner for a while in my formative years.

My mum took care of the home front and prepared me academically for common entrance exam.

I thank God for giving me the best parents ever.

ahnie:
If my dad we're to be alive...#60k for him
Reasons being he's a cool guy,very understanding and infact he's my favorite.

Maa'le would get 30k...Kai that woman is too harsh...she likes money to a 4th....but she's my gee Sha o.

The rest #10k goes to me .

Nice one. Lost my Dad too. Mine would have been 60/40. I know he will still give her 20k from his own money.
I promised to buy him a good car but he did not live to see it come to pass. I love my mum but my father was the best.

No, they are not bastards

No matter how much you give a mother she will spend it catering for her husband. Women are keepers and its wise to give her the bigger share ( i am not referring to greedy women ooo)

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room?

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness

80k for my daddy and 20k for my mumuzy.

My father sacrificed everything for the children, he never miss any of our PTA meeting before, even though we all In different school, don't forget he's a professional a food technologist wow amazing father

Dad's are heroes

Dad 70k, mom 30k

englishmart:
If you were to share 100k between your parents, how much will each get? And why?

Me, I will give mom 70k and 30k to dad. Reason is, Mom needs a little more love for her enormous sacrifices. Woman has starved and done a lot of strenuous jobs to keep us going

It's a lie! This topic on FP??

Ikjosh04:



Well, a good father leave inheritance for his children and his children children. Right now, my dad is leaving debt for us and I'm the first born. I'll give my mom 90k and my dad 10k so it won't look like I'm biased. Honestly, my mom has been the one taking care of the family until recently cause I've stepped up my hustle(still praying for blessings and more blessings). Meanwhile, I'm very sure the 90k I'll give my mum, it's still my dad that will have total control of the money.
I don't know why I feel this way but when I see my dad, I know he didn't do enough(hustle) to fight poverty. He is that type of man that knows how to spend money so fast and he takes life easy.

P. S., my dad is a good man to me and the family but he is not hustle wise.

A good father leaves inheritance for his children? Come on man.... You really can't know the shit he went through to try to get things for his family and wasn't so fortunate to get enough to even leave for the kids. Men de try.. Though plenty dead beat ones de sha

i will work out how i can collect 1k from Papa; which is close impossible than possible. Add the 1k to the 100k to make sure it's very complete and then give everything to Mama.

Dad is a wicked man and a Hippocrate.

IgiveFreebies:
Give the 100k to either mom or dad, it'll end up in each other's pocket anyways. He loved her to a fault, she submitted to a full stop. That's perfect unity there

I hope you took after him.

I will share it 50k each without telling mama how much I gave papa cos she might get jeloused . I am a man and will not want my children to treat me unequal with my wife when we get old.

vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room?

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness

ingrates everywhere man... Its so appalling.

My mum 90% while 10% for dad

Why not just buy them both the same gift. That way no bias.

After reading all the comments it's clear that...

Mothers are scammers, now I know!

Men are just prick donors, after every stress to provide and protect the family na mama go come enjoy every!

Make ”she” come carry me to donate prick nah, na she go impregnate herself. Nonsense!!!

grimandevil:
We men stupid Sha, so your dad did not starve to make sure you eat?

Nonsense post and replies. That is why men die early

Many guys on this forum are manipulated men.

To all the guys saying they'd give everything to their mom, just sit back and relax.

What goes around comes around.

Mum 20: Dad 80 since mum will still collect some more from Dad anyway even if she has the whole of 100. Be wise let all men take care of men and dont leave most of them die crying after a lot of maltreatment from their wife at old age

INDUSTRIALFAN:
A good father leaves inheritance for his children? Come on man.... You really can't know the shit he went through to try to get things for his family and wasn't so fortunate to get enough to even leave for the kids. Men de try.. Though plenty dead beat ones de sha

hmmmm. Irony of life. some work so simple and make so much money while others worked effortlessly without nothing to show for it. May God help us

Mum 90, dad 10k

Well for me its 100k to mom because my dad is late......

Raised us with 25k salary without the help of any man... I stan her for that sacrifice.

Sons will give more to
their mothers.

A daughter will give more
to her father.


Na so nature make am.

HajiMT:
My dad would get 60k and my mum 40k. Please note that my father has a second wife and would like to spend part of his share on her.

U r considerate

seunny4lif:
Mum takes all the 100K cos dad never contributed to my life expect pumping my mom

Dad gets 0K

Same. May b done to u too

U may be worse than ur father, u can never tell

I would send my mum 5k recharge card and keep 95k to myself, I need the money more than they do.

My dad wouldn't need the recharge card. He recharges steadily.

Dad- 75k
Mom- 25k

To be honest
90k to popsy
I will hold 10k because I know last last the money will still reach money hand one way or another

Mum ₦80,000 and Dad ₦20,000.