Igbosmoker:

lol I also saw that of Tottenham vs Bayern on pornhub

tidalstorm:
Let me stay in one corner and start laughing at Chelsea.


Bayern Munich go take Viagra on top Chelsea matter today.

it will end in tears.
Bayern with their good history of smashing and raping anything smashable in London.
See Chelsea's funeral programme below

Chelsea will go home with at least a point after this match. You can never underestimate team like Chelsea sometimes......

#YNWA!

i will keep my heart at home why going to watch this match..
the match is a risky one for the blues...
if u know u know

for both games

fineboynl:
bayan 2 or over 2.5 Napoli

pamcode:
MATCH PREVIEW

Chelsea's N'Golo Kante will miss Tuesday's Champions League last-16 first leg with Bayern Munich.

The midfielder is expected to be out for about three weeks with an adductor injury.

Christian Pulisic, Pedro and Callum Hudson-Odoi are also unlikely to feature, but Ruben Loftus-Cheek is available after returning to the bench against Tottenham on Saturday.

Bayern defender Niklas Sule (knee) and forward Ivan Perisic (ankle) are out.

Spanish midfielder Javi Martinez could return, however, after missing the previous six matches with a muscle tear.

Chelsea manager Frank Lampard says he has "no doubts" about his young squad going into the tie.

"I trust in all the players who have been part of the squad this year," said Lampard. "They've earned trust in the way they've played.

"A big part of my job tomorrow is to explain to the players that over two legs we need to be at our maximum. We need every detail, every box ticked in both games."

'Bayern can win competition'

Tottenham were on the receiving end of a 7-2 thrashing by Bayern Munich in the Champions League group stages in October, and Lampard was full of praise for the current Bundesliga leaders.

"Bayern are for sure a team that can win the title, when you go through their team and look at the talent and unity within it.

"They are top of the Bundesliga for a reason. It's a club that seems to overcome difficulties. I have huge respect for the club."

Chelsea have been eliminated in the last 16 of each of their last three Champions League campaigns, have failed to reach the quarter-finals since 2014, and will need to be wary of the threat posed by Bayern striker Robert Lewandowski.

Lewandowski has scored 42 goals in 38 games this season, and Bayern manager Hansi Flick said before the match that the Pole was in "the form of his life".

"He's top-fit and full of confidence," said Flick. "He has a real run at the moment, and we hope that he will continue that here.

"As a leader up front he is very important for us."

Lampard has also acknowledged the danger posed by Lewandowski: "His goalscoring, everything about him from afar; he's just top-class. He's a huge threat.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51623058

Chelsea will come out victorious tonight

Igbosmoker:

lol

Bayern will beat us home and away, except miracle happens. I only want a respectable scoreline. We cannot withstand that electrifying attack from Bayern. I want Lampard sacked immediately season ends. Why did he not buy players? Oh, he wants to win UCL with amatures, and then suddenly tagged "best coach"? Rubbish. We really don't need Lampard, too amature for Chelsea job. In fact, Bayern would dissapoint me the most if they ever struggled with us in this encounter. They should wipe us away from UCL untill we do the needful in Chelsea. See how low we've sunk as a team we now 'fear every big encounter'. This is not the Chelsea we loved and are ready to die for.

CHE 0-4 BAY

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Our Predictions @[/color].

Correct score :

Chelsea 3. Bayern 1.

and

Napoli 2 Barca 3.

[color=#000099]BLUES FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!


Daamnn Nigaarr.
Sure, we know and respect Robert L,
(we also remembered the 5 goals in 17' also, that was insane mehn!)
He's a great niggaarr too!
But the thing is that, footballers always have their off days,
And tonight, Lewandoski is not coming to the parry!
That's what's up man!

I love this Pic.






From a Liverpool fan.

Ogegeodey:
Up blues....


We die dere today

ofcourse bayern would bring death to you guys. We all know

As I dey so. . .

Omo, na so dem hate us reach?
Wetin we do all these clubs na?

See my cousin just now.
Bitter Arsenal human being.

ComradeShegs:

I love this Pic.

From a Liverpool fan.

Cheers man.
Congratulations in advance as you win the league.
You can start celebrating with a bottle of champagne already Comrade.
You will never walk alone.

From all of us @[color=#006600][/color] : The True Blue Fans.

Blue symbolizes trust, loyalty and confidence. ✊� Believe me We got all three, we winning tonight because most of u fans think we are underdog to Bayern but we gonna show the blue spirit tonight . Blues forlife

Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr
Niggarrr damnnnnn

I guess you haven't heard of the name lewandowski
That lewandowski can fuckkk you up anyday anytime twice on Tuesday evening

Na when he score five goals within nine minutes i start to dey fear that guy

Not just Lewy o... What about the following:

1. Sergei Gnabry
2. Phillipe Coutinho
3. Kingsley Coman
4. Thiago

...In short, first team and bench are freaking dangerous!!!

lucky4west:
i just de pity for my team chelsea...lewandowskiii.....take am easy abeg na small boiz we get now hahahahahahaha

Exactly - I would just caution these young boys to use sense and play smartly ... make we no come chop 7-0 at home

Chelsea should not attack or else they will be embarrassed by Bayern front line.Tottenham can testify.they should approach the game like man utd.sit back,soak pressure and hope for a miraculous counter attack.proudly a man united fan

Henrykeeyz19:
Bayern will beat us home and away, except miracle happens. I only want a respectable scoreline. We cannot withstand that electrifying attack from Bayern. I want Lampard sacked immediately season ends. Why did he not buy players? Oh, he wants to win UCL with amatures, and then suddenly tagged "best coach"? Rubbish. We really don't need Lampard, too amature for Chelsea job. In fact, Bayern would dissapoint me the most if they ever struggled with us in this encounter. They should wipe us away from UCL untill we do the needful in Chelsea. See how low we've sunk as a team we now 'fear every big encounter'. This is not the Chelsea we loved and are ready to die for.

Calm down sir... He did well with next to nothing, and sits pretty at top 4.

Hakym Ziyech is already on board for next season... By August, you will buy more players.

Chelsea winning tonight

abeg epl fans let's pray for our brothers if bayern score first e fit reach 8-0 today. Hopefully Chelsea wins to shut those laliga fan boys

....have been thinking of how Bayern will rape Chelshit which may peradventure lead to the demolition of Stamford Bridge

If chelsea do mistake and score first na wetin go happen b dis

STMDBRAIN:
Chelsea should not attack or else they will be embarrassed by Bayern front line.Tottenham can testify.they should approach the game like man utd.sit back,soak pressure and hope for a miraculous counter attack.proudly a man united fan

attack o defend o arsenal and Tottenham did both na 10-1 and 7-1 they chopped respectively

If bayern don't turn up today chelsea might win 2-0

donoro:
abeg epl fans let's pray for our brothers if bayern score first e fit reach 8-0 today. Hopefully Chelsea wins to shut those laliga fan boys

chelsea is not good enough to shut la liga fans. Infact chelsea is the reason la liga fans yab epl. Chelsea is a joke. They cannot escape today’s rape.

Maybe Liverpool will shut la liga up in the 2nd leg against Atletico. And perhaps Man city may rape Madrid too.

But you see this chelsea? No hope!

Possible scoreline. CHE 0-4 BAY

donoro:
If bayern don't turn up today chelsea might win 2-0

that’s like saying “if the sun doesn’t set this evening”

Up Chelsea! Winning is in our DNA. Let's go boys. Chelsea 2, Bayern 0

GOOAAALLL!!
Olivier Giroud with the late header.
It's Chelsea 1 Bayern 5