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| 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by iLegendd(m): 10:04pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
I want us to put our heads and list out 10 benefits of this virus to our nation. At times, when everyone is focused on the negative side of an epidemic, let us try and focus on the positive side of it. 1. Buhari will no longer waste our money traveling abroad anyhow as he used to 2. Kidnappers will hardly kidnap foreigners because of fear that the oyibo man has the virus and as it spreads, God forbid, they will soon stop kidnapping Nigerians. (If they kidnap you, just tell them you were preparing to head to the hospital to check for the virus after meeting a certain oyibo man who was later found out to be infected at your work place) 3. Online business and those who sell digital products will make more sales now because offline business has reduced 4. Football addicts and gamblers will soon stop their addiction because of fear of going out or there will be less football matches to watch and gamble on 5. Promiscuity will reduce because people seem to be more scared of this virus than HIV Add your own to the list. 2 Likes |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by luvyaself95(m): 10:18pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
All the guys you teach to be bad guys including me will stop badding because of it. Most Introvert won't contact because they are always indoor. Party and party people will reduced. During this time most girls engine will lack grind an it oil. Masturbation will be most option for guys. Politicians will Always talk true now and act accordly because this virus is fast spreading than before ones we all know and so they are not safe too. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
luvyaself95:Kai Kuku kill me 1 Like
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| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Awkuzuboi(m): 10:30pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
World population will reduce. E no sweet for ear but there are advantages. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Offpoint: 10:30pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Only number it's partially reasonable... Bet-ters can comfortably bet in their homes When everyone's dead who'll buy from online seller? Buhari can relocate to Antarctica |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by luvyaself95(m): 12:11am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Brainiac12:Thou shall not kill but he can kill himself. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Geofavor(m): 12:20am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Offpoint:If sporting activities, etc. are halted due to the spread, what will betters bet on? All forms of online businesses will be worst hit. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by iLegendd(m): 12:30am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Geofavor: Those who sell digital books will see an increase in sales and I'm already benefiting from the increase of Kindle/eBook sales. The reason is: a lot of retired people no longer go out in the US/UK at the moment, so they spend the time downloading/purchasing and reading eBooks. Yes, these people love printed books, but because of the situation on ground, they are reading more eBooks whenever they are not watching TV. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by BadBullet(m): 6:20am On Mar 01, 2020 |
iLegendd:odogwu  abeg help me with a good pen name from your "W-O-N" |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by iLegendd(m): 8:52am On Mar 01, 2020 |
BadBullet: I have a list, but it's for private use. Just know if you're writing under a male or female pen name, then go to Google and type "List of English surnames," and pick one of the surnames. If you picked, let's say, "Hurley," you can now start testing it with popular first names and search it on Amazon to see if someone has taken it. You can try Men Michael Hurley David Hurley Kevin Hurley James Hurley Steven Hurley Thomas K.L Hurley Women Jennifer Hurley Kate Hurley Cecilia Hurley Esther J. Hurley Rita M. Hurley Unisex. R.H Hurley EJ Hurley JK Hurley T.O Hurley Etc. Anyone without a search result has not been used, so use it. The above is just an example, so come up with yours. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by Offpoint: 11:52am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Geofavor:They can bet on weather... Rain will fall tomorrow: straight winning Rain will not fall tomorrow: straight losing  1 Like |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by BadBullet(m): 1:52pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
iLegendd:Thanks Boss, Is it advisable to use more than one pen name for different books written by same person ? |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by iLegendd(m): 1:58pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
BadBullet: Yes. In the same KDP account? Yes. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by BadBullet(m): 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
iLegendd:thanks bro i remember those days in i6A where u mentioned writing your books with your phone what apps did you used for writing/typing can you suggest any for me cause i havent gotten a laptop yet |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by iLegendd(m): 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
BadBullet: Download Keep My Notes. |
| Re: 10 Benefits Of Coronavirus In Nigeria by BadBullet(m): 2:15pm On Mar 01, 2020 |
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